The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Wishi put her arms in front of her face, and after the attack began to run toward Seamist with her dagger out. She watched as natural reflexes caused Seamist to dodge to the right, then, once she was close enough, slammed her right wing over Seamist’s face. She then jumped to the right, bringing up her left leg to floor Seamist and knock the breath out of her. “Will you persist?” she asked.
“You’ve,” she said, catching her breath, “Only made me use 30% of my power.” She put her transformation scale on her Sea Staff and opened a portal to another dimension and called her familiar Coral the SeaCat. “Mermaid pearl please!” “Sure thing!” that was Coral. The SeaCat tossed a purple pearl to Seamist and Seamist caught it. “Thanks Coral!” said Seamist as her familiar went through the portal as it closed. Seamist put the pearl in a hole in the Sea Staff. “Mermaid Mode activate!” She waved the staff around her body like a wand. She grew a mermaid tail that was purple with blue, white, and gold spots. Her dress became a blue shell top with white pearls and a blue and white lace skirt with more pearls. A smaller skirt and her fin looked the same. Her gloves grew long bows, and her ears had long bows on them with pearls on the bows. The bow on her tail grew longer and had pearls on it. She developed a shell and pearl clip on the right side of her hair with some gold mesh hanging from it like a small veil. Her transformation ended with her choker gaining seashells and pearls. The scale returned to her choker and the gem returned to her staff. “Swimming the seas of peace! Seamist Mermaid Mode!” She hovered in the air with a majestic magical force. She brought the staff above her head, gripped it with both hands, looked straight at Etherflight, and brought it down yelling “SEA SERPENT TSUNAMI!!!!!” Hundreds of serpents made of water flooded Etherflight and lashed her with sharp water, again, and again, and again, until Etherflight was covered in cuts. Still, the serpents bit her over and over until the other magical girl was covered in wounds that were stinging from the salt and she was out of breath from being engulfed in water. “Give up yet? Because I fell like we are done here.” 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 SAVAGE 😂
Etherflight got up, wondering how she could still win this. “Far from it, actually.” (OOOH THIS GETTIN INTENSE) The embers of light that flitted around her began to fill in her cuts, and in a burst of light, they were healed. She slashed her way through the now docile sea serpents, twisting and swerving to avoid those who still had some spark. Upon falling, the water they were made of vanished because of convenience for Emberdawn. She then took off her cape, turning the stone into a portal. “Hm, what’s a good name for a familiar?” she pondered to herself. A small cat with bright, mistlike properties and a shifting form approached. “I’m gonna call you Reprise for now. Anyway, I don’t really have any transformation ideas, so I suppose just get me something useful?” The cat vanished, then reappeared with a small pin. “Is this… the Spell Twister charm from Hollow Knight? Then what you’re saying is…” Reprise nodded once and then vanished. “Oh, heck yes.” Etherflight extended her arm, and two spheres of light shot out. She then flapped her wings, thrusting upward and came down like a meteor made of pure light. She then tried to swipe her leg under Seamist, knowing full well that Seamist knew better. As Seamist jumped out of the way, Etherflight grabbed the choker on her neck and pulled off the scale. Once Etherflight had landed, she proceeded to slide the scale back to Seeamist, who was transformed back. Etherflight transformed back into Wishi again. “I win!” she called.
(Lol u cheat btw is was FLOATING THE WHOLE TIME AND UR PLAN COULDNT OF WORKED SINCE I WAS FLOATING I DEMAND A REDO u cheat. Do u not see da part where I said I was hovering? And I be a fishy so I can whack u with ma tail) (were da speedy mods I need u)
Ok then she tried to kick you in the side instead problem solved.
Seamist untransformed back into Dappy. “Fine you win,” she said detectedly. “Ya know what’s? Winners treat. If you want, I can take you the Aquaritus,” she said looking up with a gleam in her eyes. “Yay or nay?” (Also do u like ma new name?)
(ur new name is neat!)
“What is that?” Wishi asked, unsure whether she could survive underwater.
“Aquaritus is the magical land I was made a magical girl to protect and all that jazz,” she said, really wanting Wishi to agree to come. “Really nice place, and everything has a mermaid tail. They have SNAKES with mermaid tails, and they are stupidly cute.”
Iris pulled her green cloak over her face, feeling slightly nervous. She was about to walk into some random place in the middle of the cyberwood, but what other choice did he have? She couldn’t stay out in the code. Taking a breath, she made the decision, and shoved open the door. Shouts and light meet her eyes and ears, a sharp contrast from the cold dark of outside. She winced as the door closed behind her with a bang. Suddenly, the room stilled and their eyes went to her. Not one to cring from attention, she stood strong, yet she still was slightly anxious. Then, she realized the intense mood of the room and the weapons the patrons were holding. Her hand clutched the handle of the the door with all her might, trying to keep from bolting from the scene. What had she walked into?
(You have walked into magical girl battle Iris. If you want to be magical girl, just say what that smart color is in magical girl anime.)
Yes, what have you walked into? A terrible mess 😛
Shadow kept sinking into the pit of inactivity, screaming for help and for her cat. “MY POTATOES!!11’1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!” She cried once. “SAVE MEEEE” her Potatobrines came rushing to save her, but the other crazy BlogClanners devoured them before they could reach her.
Dappy heard Shadow’s endless yelling, and came over to drag her out of the pot of inactivity. She grabbed her hand and pulled with all the strength in her noodle of a body.
(Before I post this, I want to apologize if this comment comes out after you guys leave for Aquarius or if something else is happening. This is being posted as of the most recent results I see :P)
Iris unfortunately did not watch magical girl animes. However, she had read many magical girl stories, and had come the hazelpage many times in the past as a a magical girl and had many adventures. Therefore, she stood stood tall, feeling confident now that she knew what was going on. She pulled the hood of her cloak down, and immediately her two locks of purple hair framing her face started to sparkle and wave wildly, aggravated. “Shh, you’re making it hard to see.” She scolded them, and they stopped sparking and hung limply. It had been a while since she’d used her magic or battled, and she definitely could brush up on he skills.
“Ah, but you see, the fight is not yet over.” She told the two formerly battling girls. “It has only just begun.”
(I’m sorry, but do you mind if I join your bit? If not, that’s okay, I’ll just get a butterbeer or something from the bar. )
(YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS COME JOIN DA MAGICCCCCCCCCC)
“And who exactly are you?” Dappy asked the newcomer. “And what do you mean by the batte has only just begun?”
(Actually, mine was more gaming related than anything else, mostly HK lol)
Wishi said nothing, just merely held up her card and transformed wordlessly. Reprise came around and gave her the charm again, and she narrowed her eyes at the newcomer. “I think this requires a different conclusion. Perhaps, may I suggest… A rap battle?”
(*weirdness intensifies*)
“I second that!” Dappy yelled enthusiasticly. “My teachers constantly play songs, all be it educational songs, in class, and I watch Adventure Time,” she paused to yell “WiTh JaKe ThE dOg AnD fiNn ThE hUmAn WhO kNoWs WhErE iT wIlL eNd ItS aDvEnTuRe TiMe.” She continued, “So this couldn’t be too hard (how when and where, how when and where, how when and where to what extent HOW OFTEN lol now u know what I mean by educational songs)” She transformed as well, pulling out her staff and casting some sort of spell that made a spotlight and a microphone appear.
Lightning crackles across the windows, lighting up the room. The lights flicker. Pink smoke fills the room, though it is still breathable.
Rain is pounding hard. Some think there’s a tornado. A whispy, youthful, gleeful voice cackles. “Two days. The power… will be mine…”
The rain and lightning stop abruptly. The smoke clears, and everyone can see a calendar posted on the wall, stuck in with a diamond dagger. A date is circled in a suspicious red liquid.
Rose’s warrior ceremony.
Spottedpaw gasps, trying to appear as small and nonthreatening as possible so Rose doesn’t use her power against Spottedpaw in two days.
Wavey frowned. “Well that sure is menacing. Do you think I can keep the dagger? It’s nice.”
Lion popped her head up from behind her riveting book, her eyes wide as saucers, “Gosh! I forgot about this! Completely absorbed! Anything interesting happen?”
“Same,” Cheetah sighed, a glass of butterbeer in hand. “I fell asleep.” She rubbed at her eyes. Risking a quick glance at the calander, she jolted. “April? Last time I remember being here was… well, last year, for starters…”
Iris shook her head, unsure. “Last I was here, the code was trying to take over and we were hiding in the basement, terrified, everyone had magic powers, and if turned out that there was nothing there other than Embix decorating for christmas.”
Iris tapped Cheetah on the shoulder. “Wanna be my rap partner for the rap battle? I mean, I don’t know if we can have partners, but I wouldn’t mind raping Hamilton with a fellow friendo. 😉 )
“Big mood,” Wavey added. “I keep popping in here every now and then, but I never have any idea what’s going on. I miss the days when I was super active.”
“Ok, can we have someone host our rap battle? Rose, can you help out?”
(Btw Wishi, I already got us a spotlight and mic)
Fox Trot slipped forward with a sly smirk, Her splotchy tail flicking back and forth “A rap battle? I shall attend, be prepared” She darkened the room transformed,quickly bouncing on a wall, She had calendar and her most famous weapon, a spork in her webbed back paws, She pressed the calendar to the wall with one law and shoved the spork into the wall with the other. The date May 31st was circled three times over in purple ink. The fox’s tone had changed from mildly charming to a more insane tone “Be alert, the fabulous Fox Trot will be rising up in the ranks in the near future!” It ended with a childish giggle and a flash of crazed green eyes before the lighting returned
Iris smiled deviously. “A rap battle?!” She laughed. “You guys just invited the Hamilton queen to rap. And Angelica Schyler over here is going to dominate ”
Iris threw off her mysterious cloak, revealing a shcyler sister shirt and jeans with musical theater patches. “I can’t wait!”
Cheetah stood up, revealing a Hamilton shirt as well. She looped her arm through Iris’s, raising an eyebrow. “Me neither. We’re going to dominate.”
Wavey turned around from her seat at the bar. “Heck yeah! Hamilsquad!!”
“Okay, should we do this teams or all against all? I vote the latter.”
Everytime I hear the word ‘latter’ I just instantly think of milk
I know that wasn’t at all relevant but that’s ok
latte
Lottery
Seamist was utterly bewildered at what was going on. Oh yeah, she thought, I made all of this happen. She took a step toward Etherflight. “Hey,” she said, “Do you wanna be partners?” She looked at over the crowd and yelled “CAN ANYONE STEP UP AND BE THE JUDGE OF OUR RAP BATTLE?” She turned back to Etherflight. “So what do you say?”
“Sure.” (I’ll send you a Google Doc what is your email?)
(Also, did we transform back lol i can’t remember)
Email sharing isn’t allowed on the blog ^^ Exceptions are emails specifically made for the blog, but we still advise caution.
Jules entered the Hazelpage to a chaotic scene of magic battles and what appeared to be a Hamilton-themed rapping competition. Trying to avoid all the craziness, she slunk around the side of the room and slipped into a seat at the bar. “Hi, I’d like a mocha frappachino with whipped cream and extra chocolate please,” she said to the bartender.
[btw if anyone needs the knowledge she’s wearing a black trench coat over a black t-shirt, and black loose-fitting pants tucked into black boots]
“Ok, so it’s Iris and Cheetah vs Me and Dappy. You two go first.”
“Wait,” Dappy yelled out. “Are we competing for the best rap, or is this a roasting thing?”
A bit of both, but mostly roasting.
Here, this is our team’s rap.
-NO TEAM IS ALLOWED TO LOOK AT ANOTHER’S RAP BEFORE IT IS POSTED.-
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CyNDeqt-pfn-EyRoKiLctC4NtgRC7ARmQNWrbmx4n6M/edit?usp=sharing
Uh Wishi, I can’t edit the doc. I did however, find your email as the creator of that doc, so do you want me to send you an email with my email?
Ok