The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Ehh maybe my 5th ever period or so just started and I’m sitting in my room with my doggo in denial just wanting food but it’s 2:30 am and I can’t stand, I’ve been playing ‘try not to laugh, sneeze, cough, move or breath’ all night(ya it’s not regular yet so I was hoping it would just skip for the 3rd or 4th month in a row but then it’s just like HAI MOONA HOWS IT GOIN)
This has been an episode of MOONA AND HER DOG BEING A BIT MORE GRUMPY THAN USUAL!!
And I think the Hazelpage has been song-less for faaaar too long… *evil laugh*
“IM GUNNA BE THE VEEEERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAAAAAAS!”
“I KNOW THIS IS A POKEMEON SONG BUT SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE SAVE MOONA BECAUSE THESE ARE NOT THE LYRICS.”
“I don’t know the lyrics either 😛 Sorry moona!”
“Eh ok fine it’s
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MU CAUSE!
Right?”
I WILL TRAVEL ACCROSS THE LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
TEACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT’S INSIIIIIDEEE
“POKEMON
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
IT’S YOU AND MEEEE
I KNOW IT’S MY DESTINY
POKEMON
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND
IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEND”
TO CATCH EM ALL IS MY REAL TEST
*yawn*
*yaaaawwwwnnnnn*
this has become a yawning contest🙃
your siggie is so matchinghow did I not notice 😛 that’s hilariousYayyyyyy
*yyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn*
Snowpuff walked in with a bundle of random items; a huge stack of Lamb’s Ear, a herb. About 15 leaves were in there, which she found difficult to do so. Being that she is a lowly bum who is too poor to get an actual job, she hopefully leaped on a stool, and put down the stack from her mouth. The fuzzy leaves fell down in a slight scatter, but not an actual mess.
“Hello, may I please get a room for the night?” Snowpuff gazed at some of the workers hopefully.
“dO I haVe To PaY agAin?” Peo asked anyone in charge.
“yes, pay me, *he waits for a dramtic pause* PEO ahahahahahahahhahahahahha!!” said blackie. blackie is going mental.
pay me peo >:))))Peo looks at Blackie skeptically, peering at him side-eye. “You ain’t in charge,” she says. She folds her arms. “Nupe.”
Then she bursts into song.
“I AM PEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PEEO, PEO, FLY AWAY TO RIO, RIO, CHILL WITH ME IN A GAZIBO, GAZIBO—”
She realizes she has cookies somewhere in her song. She flings some green mint ones to Blackie.
“COME WITH ME TO RIO, RIO–“
‘yaaaaayyyyy’ says blackie. blackie is satisfied
wait dangit i forgot to put a ending bracket crapSnowy sat on the stool for 5 weeks straight, not moving an inch.
Peo chokes on her cocoa.
She looks at Snowy on the stool, totally not slightly concerned or creeped out. She is definitely not crazy impressed that she has such patience. And totally not like, “wow, has she been here all this time and was completely invisible for five months straight? Is she still cleaning tables?” or anything.
She went back to drinking her hot chocolate, side-eyeing Snowy.
Seti sits down, looking at pictures of random cat designs
er pink AlderheartOther then that, she is slighty bored.Peb pops a party popper over Seti in hope to make things entertaining. “Cool a pink Alderheart! You have a green Ivypool?”
“And a blue Bramblestar?”, asked Aquila
“RED SQUIRRELFLIGHT!” Plume shouted from where she was sitting for no reason.
Totally not sorry :)))))
https://imgur.com/0IxDtFk
I love Alderheart 😛
That’s so amazing!!!
I love Squirrelflight’s expression!
Peb laughs. “Thank you!”
“Perhaps a periwinkle Ashfur? “
“I never did get a room…”
Snowy got up out of her comatose-like state of hibernation and left, a sad look on her face, and she took her leaves with her.
“I just need to get a room, please…”
Snowy was shivering. She somehow managed to carry about 120 leaves of Lamb’s Ear in her mouth. She put them down and yet they didn’t create a mess. Snowy realized that she probably was not getting that room.
“Aw hecc it”
Snowy waited there anyways, probably not ever getting that room.
“Aw I wish I could book you a room but I don’t do that,” Peb says. “That’s Embix’s job, and she’s not here right now. But you can share with me!”
“We could build her a fort!” Flamecloud suggests, “With random blankets and stools and stuff and pillows.”
‘yeeeees’
“I love random forts! I’ll get blankets from my room!!” She zips off to gather every blanket she owns.
“Can I join?” asked Aquila, hugging her fluffy blanket, which was complete with her fluffy cat Honey on top, to her chest.
yesss embedded clause, my English teacher would be proud 😛“Yess,” says Peb, dumping her 376475879400 something zillion blankets on the ground.
“Yay!” mewed Aquila, stepping back to avoid being crushed by the blankets.
Shadow yeets over uninvited and begins yeeting blankets to start the fort.
Aquila joins her, setting down her cat Honey who yowls and runs off.
“Aquila, moral of the story, never bring your cat to the Hazelpage. If you stress it too much, all I can say is *impending doom*” she said casually while still yeeting blankets into what even it was she’d created.
“I don’t think Honey could cause much damage”, chuckled Aquila, thinking of her fluffy, chubby, defenceless cat.
Peb munches on an entire bar of milk chocolate.
She is pretty much within a dream.
“You say,” Flamecloud hums, stuck in a Hamilton mood, “The price of my love’s not a price that you’r willing to pay.”
She waits, wondering if anyone will join her in the beautiful song.
Peo thinks, passing by with heaping blankets the size of a mountain in her arms, oh no I don’t know this…
“It’s ‘You’ll be back’ from Hamilton,” Flamecloud mews.
Peo trips and falls into her heap. She pokes out. Did you just read my minnndddd??!
“You were looking confused,” Flamecloud says with a small shrug.
Non earthlings can read minds thought Aquila accusingly.
Flamecloud glances nervously at her apprentice, re-adjusting her tinfoil hat. “I don’t know what you’re thinking,” she mews, “After all, I am a very normal earthling.”
It’s fine mewed Aquila can you teach me?
Peo blinks, not knowing what to say. She slips away. “Ima get some bubble tea!”
“HAMILTOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I checked it out! 😛
Snowy walked in dragging a tent. She walked outside and heaved pillow after pillow, blanket after blanket, plushie after plushie and a random pair of jeans into that tent. After the deed was done, she sighed and embraced her new home.
“This is my room now…”
“Cool room.” Peb smiles. “I almost want a tent instead.”
Puddleshard sits in a corner contemplating life.
“Helloooooooo,” Peb says, then wonders if she disturbed something.
Puddleshard stares at Peb and quietly whispers “Darkness, Air, Water and Sky will come together and shake the forest to its roots. Nothing will be as it is now, nor as it has been before.”
“ShadowClan, WindClan, RiverClan, and SkyClan,” Peb whispers. “ThunderClan bring change to them all.”
“yeet”
“FEET.”
Lilaca breaks in with a hammer and throws it in a random direction, saying “YA YEET!”
Aquila ducks from where she is building the fort.
“Aaaah”, she wails.
Fawny gets smacked in the head with a random hammer and blacks out.
“Someone get a medicine cat,” Flamecloud yelps, putting her trashcan lid on her head and scuttling over to see if Fawny is okay.