Let’s talk about some famous canon ships by Fallowpaw

Fallowpaw rates some canon relationships from the series.

Hellooooo!!! My InTrOs ArE cRiNgY sO I’lL sKiP iT. Let’s just start already! I will say ship or sink, rate the ship out of ten, and explain myself. Here we go!

1. FireSand

Ship or Sink: Sink

My reasons: Simple: Sandstorm hates Firestar. And I know, many people like the enemies to lovers thing, but I think it’s unrealistic and weird. They argue ALL THE TIME in TPB, and who knows, probably also in the later series, but we don’t see it then? But at least their ages are close and I hate both so I don’t feel bad for ’em😛

My rating: 2/10

2. LeafCrow

Ship or Sink: Sink.

My reasons: Crowfeather is mean, annoying and rude, while Leafpool is kind, gentle and wise. I hate him, love her. And this ship was also sooooooooo rushed! First they were like: ‘Ew, I hate you, go away’, and then they were suddenly like: ‘Oh sweetheart, I love you, let’s have kits!’ It was very random and out of nothing, and there’s not a single thing I like about this ship, except they did create Jayfeather and Hollyleaf. And Lionboi but we don’t care about him😛

My rating: 1/10

3. BrightCloud

Ship or Sink: SHIPSHIPSHIPPPP!!!!!!

My reasons: They’re cute, understand each other, stand up for each other, always forgive each other, it’s just such a sweet ship! And yes, they had the Daisy problem, but who cares? Like, all couples have problems sometimes, they aren’t all Mary Sueish like BrackenSorrel, and in the end, they’re always there for each other! Shippyyyyyyyy!!!

My rating: 10/10

4. GraySilver

Ship or Sink: Ship

My reasons: They TRULY loved each other. Graystripe never cared about Millie (in my opinion) but he did care about Silverstream. I love how she saved him, and it was also nice to see the she-cat saving the tom for once, which is very realistic! They cared a lot about their kits too (Graystripe was a jerk to his other three kits) and it was a pretty nice ship! It was rushed tho.

My rating: 7/10

5. StormBrook

Ship or Sink: Sink

My reasons: The Tribe cats are manipulative and I hate them! Stormfur should’ve stayed with the Clans! Brook didn’t help them to escape when Stoneteller kept the sundrownplace cats as prisoners! But I guess the ship isn’t terrible either.

My rating: 4/10

6. BrambleSquirrel

Ship or Sink: Sink

My reasons: Tttttttthhhhhhhhheeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggguuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnntttttttttttttsssssssss! I’m just tired of ’em! And Squirrelflight is an annoying jerk, while Bramblestar neglects his family. Terrible match. And enemies to lovers. I hate that.

My rating: 3/10

So, that was it for today! May the Dark Forest light your path! (I love being evil, right?) Please note that I respect everyone’s opinions and I don’t mean to hurt or offend anybody! Fallowpaw out!