Now that you’ve stumbled across this chaotic nook of the Blog, you may be wondering what exactly we are. The Apprentice Army is a corner on the Blog that’s made its own family. It is something all members on the Blog can be part of. There’s no need to ask to join, you can just jump on in and get a warm welcome. We love ideas for events, games, positions, etc. It’s a place to make friends, and belong to a community — one that you can help create. While it began with the objective to take over the Blog, it has evolved into a place you go when you are looking for a smile. Now, the purpose of it is to create a family….and throw some moddos into a pot 😀
Since you’re here, you might as well stay!!
Some common things you’ll see referenced around here:
The Pot: A soup He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named throws apprentices in to >:(
Moms: Warriors who are honorary Army members and help run things!
Our High Ranks: Leader, 2nd in Command, 3rd in Command, Mediator, Medicine Cat, Medicine Cat Assistant, Ultimate Accomplice!
Flinty: Our Leader!
Proposed by one of our awesome members, Mounty, we now do positive challenges! They’ll appear here when updated!
Positive Challenge:
Say hello to one new person this week!
Feel free to chat and plot chaos here! Here are some links to our affiliated places:
History – https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AaopviEQT5tOTmCYYcwAjRJEEkJ5EnvPBMPbaVeMtek/edit
Game Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-game-page/
Chaos Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/tumblr_p72wbmkwfu1x6eg0ao1_1280/
Introduction Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/needletail-3-png/comment-page-1/?unapproved=1091623&moderation-hash=3be3002ca595c3a414d25094e554cffa#comment-1091623
Wiki – https://blogclan-2.fandom.com/wiki/The_Apprentice_Army
Pages no longer in use:
Old Main Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army/comment-page-14/#comments
Old Elections Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-elections/comment-page-4/#comments
Hi everyone my names Evening’gaze and well could I join the appretince army?
YASS LET’S CREATE CHAOS TOGETHER BAHAHA
Sure here have a modo waffle *They said as they gave them a embix waffle and some catnip cookies*
yup you can join!
Hi everyone my names Branchpaw and I would like to join the appretince army. (Also how do you vote for the high ranks and can you be a high rank?)
There are elections every something year 😛
And YEA OF COURSE YOU CAN JOIN YOU CAN HELP US MAKE DODO SOUP
the election may happen next year around june or july. it depends if lilybreeze is busy though because she is in charge of the apprentice army
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True words, Cheeso, true words
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Wise words :p
Welcome everyone to the Apprentice army modo snack bar!
Modo cheese:
piney string cheese.
embix Camembert cheese.
birchy cottage cheese
Goldi swiss cheese!
Modo ice cream:
Snowy vanilla
Aquila chocolate
Ezra strawberry
Modo waffles:
Embix waffles
Viper chocolate chip waffle
(MY ULTIMATE MODO SPECIAL)
(We also have some other modo treats which you can ask me about!)
hi apprentices!
Hawwo
🧀HiHi Wills!🧀
I don’t think we’ve ever spoken XD anyways I think I joined on like April 1st this year so probs not.. dang that was longDo u want some cheese? 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
(🧀)
Hiya welcome to the appretince army where there chaos happening everyday! 🙂
Hello!
*randomly throws some blueberries in the air*🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐
*randomly throws cheese in the air*🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
*attempts to catch some but fails just looking like a dancing chicken*
NO FRUIT JUST DESSERTS >:( 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁
*Cutely catches the blueberries*
nom nom
eat your fruits and veggies every day
🎵Eat your salad, save the planet, bring green is…🎶 nah I just realized that song isn’t blog appropriate :<
nom nom nom nom nom😋🫐
Hey y’all I’m Streampaw and I just stumbled upon this… I LOVE IT ALREADY😝
HELLO HELLO HAVE SOME EMBIX ICE CREAM NEW SOLDIER😛
DON’T MIND IF I DO *devours Embix ice cream*
Here have some delicious catnip cookies and modo cheese!
hello fellow silverstorm! (xD you were formerly Silverstorm so yeah)
i love the apprentice army though i am a warrior >:3 *gives an extra large pot for dodo soup*
hii Streamy☘☘☘
Yess, welcome new soldier!
Here, have some Viperfrost chocolate chip pancakes 🥞🥞🥞 and waffles, but i dont have the waffle emoji on my computer 😛 😭
🍀clover’s dodo ice-cream shop🍀
welcome everyone to my dodo ice-cream shop! place your orders and i will serve you as soon as possible :3 feel free to order anytime (at least until the page flips [istg if this gets stuck at the bottom of the page i’m actually soupifiying the blog])
ICE-CREAM:
-piney passionfruit pina colada gelato with coconut shavings
-embix oreo chip gelato with chocolate cookie sauce
-snowy extra-cold strawberry-pink lemonade sorbet
-mapey matcha gelato with black sugar boba pearls and red beans
-moonbreeze maple syrup gelato with soft waffle chunks
because firey refused to pay he will be made into ice-cream as well >:DDD
lemme introduce my new addition to the menu:
FIRELIGHT LIMITED EDITION TROPICAL ICE-CREAM DELIGHT (made with mango, peach, pineapple, vanilla and passionfruit)
DRINKS:
-smol goldi the overlord strawberry milkshake with real berry jam
-birchy extra cold brain-frost berry slushee (guarantee to give you a headache if you eat too much)
-liv lychee oolong fruit tea with aloe vera and popping pearls
SNACKS:
-aquila crackers with cheese (your choice of cheese)
-viperfrost caramel and cheese popcorn with chocolate m&m pieces
SPECIALS:
-thunderclan special: maple syrup, honey and catnip flavored gelato with edible gold flakes
-windclan special: lemon and lime, lavender and sour raspberry flavored gelato with edible flowers
-shadowclan special: pine, blueberry and chocolate gelato with drizzled blackberry sauce
-skyclan special: yogurt, matcha and black sugar flavored gelato with coconut shavings
-riverclan special: cookie dough, white chocolate and raspberry chocolate flavored gelato with blue sprinkles
-limited edition skibidi sigma ohio rizzler special: hazelnut, caramel coffee and almond toffee gelato (actually good! talking from experience. it may be my favorite :3)
-starclan special: mint (not mint chip, just mint. deal with it), yuzu and jasmine matcha flavored gelato (ALSO REALLY GOOD, TRUST ME)
ice-cream is available in single scoop, double scoop, triple scoop and cone or cup. you can pay me with gift cards, waffles, song recommendations or pancakes
Ooh I want Moonbreeze gelato please!! 😛
*serves ice-cream*
ok now pay me peasants /lhj
*runs off* *trips* *falls*
I want the shadow clan special please!😋
my guy you didn’t pay last time
but fine you can have the ice-cream but pay me first
okay! here you go!*gives pancakes*🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞
Bro you can’t eat the ice cream, you’re part of it! /j also you didn’t pay last time so…🤷🏻♀️
One RiverClan special please😋
*serves ice-cream*
the price is four pancakes
*gives four pancakes and runs away eating ice cream* YIPPEE
I’ll get the firelight limited edition tropical ice-cream delight and the liv lychee oolong fruit tea!
payment: I give song recommendations :3
(songs all by onerepublic) I recommend connection and no vacancy if you like a quick paced and fast beat song, and come home and au revoir for slow-paced ballads! (all of them are family-friendly and don’t contain swears! unless you count d_mn, then I can’t help you, unfortunately /lh /hj)
yes onerepublic is goated
LATELY I’VE BEEN I’VE BEEN LOSING SLEEP
DREAMING ABOUT THE THINGS THAT WE COULD BE
*serves drink and ice-cream*
wow you and ambershade got the same thing :0
YESS ONEREPUBLIC
i saw :0
Yeah I love OneRepublic!
GASPPPPP CAN I GET THE SKIBIDI SIGMA OHIO RIZZLER SPECIAL PLEASE🙏🙏🤫🤫🧏
*serves ice-cream aesthetically*
YES MY FELLOW SKIBIDI SIGMA OHIO RIZZLER APPRENTICE
YOU HAVE W RIZZ
IKR I HAVE SO MUCH W RIZZ I’M LITERALLY THE SKIBIDI SIGMA OF OHIO AND YOU MY FRIEND ARE MOST CERTAINLY THE MEWING MASTER OF OHIO ✨
There aren’t a lot of times where BlogClan has made me feel old. But seeing Gen Alpha slang on the blog certainly is one of those times 😛
same XDDDD and im just 14-
the one time i agree with the boomers /lh /j /s
*laughs in gen alpha child*
don’t worry embix i may serve ice-cream with you as the main ingredient but you still have w rizz. (also, you’re chinese-canadian? i never knew that 😮 [i’m chinese canadian too!])
*GASP* IT’S SKIBIDI OHIO SIGMA EMBIX THE RIZZLER!!!
The sigh I let out 😛
That makes you sound old, Emb 😛
I’m turning 23 this year. Compared to most of the blog, I am old 😛
Very old. You joined the blog before I was born 😛
Oh 😛
Haha, dw Embix, I’m too introverted and awkward to do that irl😛
me too 😛
😛 😛
If it makes you feel better, I only learned the ‘language’ of Gen Alpha maybe 6ish months ago, before that I was absolutely clueless 😛
I dont know what most of those things mean, and I’m a part of Gen alpha. Send help /lh
negative 100000000000000000 aura points ✨✨
I think you mean rizz points, ahem ahem✨️
WAIT WHY WAS RIZZ AUTOCORRECTED TO RIZZOLI-
NAUR HAZY U BETTER GET THOSE RIZZ LINES SORTED OUT OR ITS TIME FOR ✨️DROPKICKING✨️
UMMM, NO THANKS. THE 6TH GRADE BOYS TELLING THE GIRLS RIZZ LINES IN MY SCHOOL IS ENOUGH FOR ME 😭😭😛
Ooo, can I get the Tropical Ice-Cream Delight, and a Liv Lychee?
Song recommendation: Chk Chk Boom by Stray Kids
*serves ice-cream and drink*
i’ll make sure to listen to it when i have time :3
I LOVE THAT SONG
Is great right? I also like “Stray Kids” by Stray Kids (yea, they have a song with the same name as their band, lol)
STRAY KIDS SLAYYYYYYYYY
gimme the thunderclan thing
*gives vegan cheese*
ok
*serves ice-cream and runs away with cheese*
My stuff was so good I had to come back :p. Can I get the Moonbreeze Maple Syrup gelato, and a RiverClan special? (I asked my friend which one looked best and she said the RiverClan one, so I’m getting it)
Another song for ya: Counting Stars by One Republic (I lovee this song, I listen to it on loop all the time)
Also, here’s some pancakes 🥞🥞🥞🥞
*serves ice-cream*
bro counting stars is one of my favorite songs
LATELY I’VE BEEN I’VE BEEN LOSING SLEEP
DREAMING ABOUT THE THINGS THAT WE COULD BE
BUT BABY IVE BEEN IVE BEEN PRAYING HARD
SAID NO MORE COUNTING DOLLARS WELL BE COUNTING STARs
AND I FEEL SOMETHING SO WRONG IN DOING THE RIGHT THING
AND I FEEL SOMETHING SO RIGHT IN DOING THE WRONG THING
COULDNT LIE, COULDNT LIE, EVERYTHING THAT KILLS ME MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE
Ooooh can I have the Shadowclan special! *Dumps the entire stock of pancakes that exist in the world🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞 and a bagel 🥯 *
May I please have embix ice cream please 😛 also i love mint chip ice cream is amazing ADD IT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL STEAL ALL YOUR COOKIES🍪🍪🍪 mint ice cream w/o the chips sounds like toothpaste, come to think of it maybe its supposed to be bad, like StarClan😂
Ooh I’d like the Aquila cheese and crackers with..as a cheese enthusiast, I’d like…plain ol’ classic cheddar. And I’d also like the Firelight limited edition, pleasss! I’ll pay using waffles! 🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇
*serves cheese and crackers*
Welcome everyone to the Apprentice army snack bar!
Modo cheese:
piney string cheese.
embix Camembert cheese.
birchy cottage cheese
Goldi swiss cheese!
Osprey tofu
Modo ice cream:
Snowy vanilla
Aquila chocolate
Ezra strawberry
Modo waffles:
Embix waffles
Viper chocolate chip waffle
And the last but not least…
MY ULTIMATE MODO SPECIAL!!!
(We also have some other modo treats which you can ask me about!)
ALL SORTS OF CHEESE
I’D LIKE SOME EMBIX WAFFLES PLEASE!!
ALL THE CHEESE THINGS PLEASE
*gives gift cards*
wait tofu isn’t a cheese
it’s made out of beans
why am i offended
Sorry cloverpaw/cloud!
Lol
ooh that sounds delicious i’ll take a viper chocolate chip waffle please
wait
osprey tofu in the chez section?? 🤨
hmmm *turns into an asian food nerd* tofu is a curd made out of soybean paste-
that counts as chez???
yes fellow asian food nerd
the moment i saw that tofu got put in the cheese section i became the perfectionist asian parent /lhj
I’d like all >:3 *pays with a truck full of waffles*
:OOO Page Flip!
hello to whoever modded this >:3 *quietly melts you into pancake batter*
CHEESE FOR ALL 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
Allergy notes: made with lots of dodo
AND WAFFLES AND PANCACKES
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Allergy notes: plenty o’ dodo
YUMMMMMMMMMMM
YAYYY
YAYYYYYY!!!!
*grabs cheese and runs away* /lh
YAYYYYY :DDDD
YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY
i literally just realized that I’ve been on the blog as an app for almost two years and I’ve never touched the app army page- :000 soooo besides turning moddos into soup and enjoying delicious moddo snacks
and being ✨sigma ohio rizzlers with mewing streaks✨, what do y’all do here?help that was the most brain-rotted thing I’ve said/typed for ages ;-; I’ve tried to ignore it I really have 😛we are currently forcing Hazy to become a gen alpha with usWe are being very innocent🤫🧏♀️
proceeds to put mewing at the endwe love innocent :>
i love mewing
also funny story, one of my classmates mewed so much he got a rash
i’m being fr rn
i sure do love being gen alpha (how many other gen alpha apprentices are here? i was born in 2012 :3)
i’m 2011 so i’m pretty sure i’m gen alpha? or I could be extremely young gen z? idk, 2011 is a controversial year lol. i think i’m gen alpha though
2013 person right here
Help, I was born in 2014 (I guess I’m so young/j)
wait then how are you an apprentice
i just became one
what
Well I skipped a grade
i supply pots for dodo soup
pay me with cheese
:DD
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:3
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StarClan no no way I’m giving away my cheese *attempts to steal some soup* *trips on her own tail and falls onto her belly*
Can u make me an exception bc I am CHEESO✨️
No she cannot, you are no more special than anyone else in this room and it wouldn’t be fair to give you free when everyone else has to pay /lh