Now that you’ve stumbled across this chaotic nook of the Blog, you may be wondering what exactly we are. The Apprentice Army is a corner on the Blog that’s made its own family. It is something all members on the Blog can be part of. There’s no need to ask to join, you can just jump on in and get a warm welcome. We love ideas for events, games, positions, etc. It’s a place to make friends, and belong to a community — one that you can help create. While it began with the objective to take over the Blog, it has evolved into a place you go when you are looking for a smile. Now, the purpose of it is to create a family….and throw some moddos into a pot 😀
Since you’re here, you might as well stay!!
Some common things you’ll see referenced around here:
The Pot: A soup He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named throws apprentices in to >:(
Moms: Warriors who are honorary Army members and help run things!
Our High Ranks: Leader, 2nd in Command, 3rd in Command, Mediator, Medicine Cat, Medicine Cat Assistant, Ultimate Accomplice!
Flinty: Our Leader!
Proposed by one of our awesome members, Mounty, we now do positive challenges! They’ll appear here when updated!
Positive Challenge:
Say hello to one new person this week!
Feel free to chat and plot chaos here! Here are some links to our affiliated places:
History – https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AaopviEQT5tOTmCYYcwAjRJEEkJ5EnvPBMPbaVeMtek/edit
Game Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-game-page/
Chaos Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/tumblr_p72wbmkwfu1x6eg0ao1_1280/
Introduction Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/needletail-3-png/comment-page-1/?unapproved=1091623&moderation-hash=3be3002ca595c3a414d25094e554cffa#comment-1091623
Wiki – https://blogclan-2.fandom.com/wiki/The_Apprentice_Army
Pages no longer in use:
Old Main Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army/comment-page-14/#comments
Old Elections Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-elections/comment-page-4/#comments
yall i’m a mom now 😭😭😭
that still feels so wrong man💀💀💀
Ikr :sobs:
😭😭😭Holzy😭😭😭
Noooo it feels so wrong 😭
WELCOME TO THE MOM CULT HOLZ!
that just felt really odd saying that 😭😭😭
HEHE THE MOM CULT IS THE BEST >:DDD
Uhm hiya guys is it ok if I am an apprentice army father?
but of course!!
YESSSS
yes, you can join, im a mom here
Hi!
I’m Autumnpaw, can I join?
My purrsona is a little mostly-white she
Tortoiseshell with atzel eyes
I’m creative, fearly, intelligente but a little rebel, but I’m not a good speaker. And I hate math.
My fav characters are: Lionheart, blueStar, Brambleclaw, Graystripe, Mosskit, Spottedleaf but the best: RAVENPAW 🐾🐈⬛🐦⬛❤️⭐️✨
Can please someone make me a profile???I ma newwwwww…
but of course!! welcome to the most chaotic place on earth :DD
OFC YOU CAN JOIN MAH FRIEND LET’S STIR UP SOME CHAOS BAHAHAHA
WELCOME
Yes you may join!
Welcome!
yes, you can join! welcome!
Fairly sure I don’t have to ask for permission, but can I become a parent now that I’m a warrior? 😛 Also what conspiracies are we cooking on the menu today? :0
Yes ofc!!! Join meeee >:3
you never need permission my friend!! you’re absolutely welcome to stay <333
and today, we're having piney noodle soup!! care for any? :DDD
warriors can join. you can be a mom!
Guys. . . I’m hungry. LETS MAKE MODDO SOUP!! *throws moddo into the pot*
Who’s with me??! *starts rally*
Edit: Why is this so cringe tho
MODDODO SOUP COMING RIGHT UP
YESSSSSSS >:DDDDDDD
*adds some garlic seasoning*
*adds salt and pepper* perfect now!
I am back after forgetting about this page hehe
*supplies more extra large pots for dodo soup*
I have some various dodo foods mwehehehe
menu:
-Desserts-
Embix orange creme ice cream sundae
Upside-down Pineyapple cake
Mapey toasted smores
-Soups-
Osprue-Viperfrost cheese soup
Birchy tomato soup
-Snacks-
Dried pineyapple
Liv-flavored dried mango
Dodo cheese
pay me in cheese or waffles :3 /lh
YAYAYAYAYAYYAYSSYYSYSYSYS
GIMME THE DODO CHEESE
🧀🧀🧀🧀🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇
*gives cheeso the dodo cheese*
YAYYYY!! :DDDD
could I please have some dodo cheese? tysm!! :DDD
🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
*gives flamilton the dodo cheese*
huzzah!! :DD
Yummm :DD
Can I have a slice of Upside-down Pineyapple cake? I love pineapple
Here’s ur payment: 🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇 (I don’t like cheese I refuse to give it to you)
*gives pineyapple cake*
can i have smores?
*Gives cheese: 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀*
Speedy dodo! Is it Embix?
i think both emb and i are online 😛
I would say get the dodo, but I kinda need a metro 😛 /pos /lh
😛
flam’s lucky they’ve got a mododo mentor bc you get ur display changed first >:3 I think my display changing comm went to spam ;-;
actually I ended up being able to change it without the errors and I was very happy to see that!! but yes I’m 100% the dodos’ favorite person ever and definitely never try to turn them into soup!😊😊😊 /lh
did you catch them?
food for the hungry children
🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
all fresh from the pot
Yum
YESSS ICE CREAMMMM (but i’m mad it’s not matcha flavour tho)
yayyy!! however rn I have a bit of a stomachache so I’ll just save half of those goodies for later >:DD
yum
…Did you make them with Mods?
maybe
Moddo Chocolate Recipe (I guess):
(!Good treat to give away on Halloween!)
Ingredients:
2 pounds Cocoa beans (can substitute with Cocoa Powder)
2 2/3 pounds Cocoa butter
1 pound Sugar
50 drops Vanilla Extract
2 gallons Milk
Step 1.
First ground your Cocoa beans finely into a dusty mixture (Skip if you have Cocoa Powder)
Step 2.
Melt the cocoa butter, and leave out a chicken bone for good luck
Step 3.
Mix the salt and cocoa beans or powder together. Mix melted cocoa butter and milk in separate bowl, and add Vanilla extract.
Step 4.
Catch a random moddo, and then Put them in some clay with a breathing area, ofc
Step 5.
Yeet the moddo out of the clay after clay has rested for 24 hrs.
Step 6.
Mix the dry and wet ingredients together, then temper.
Step 7.
Wait one and a half minutes. Pour tempered chocolate into mold.
Step 8.
Once cooled, take chocolate out of mold
You now have a moddo shaped chocolate >:3
Oooh yummy!! I will def try this recipe!
absolutely scrumdiddlyumptious :DD
Caramal coco my fav
yum yum
The page I get to go crazy on hehe…
GIVE ME YOUR YUMMY FOOD OR SAY HELLO TO MY CLAWS
*laughs despicably*
please don’t fanum tax our dodo stew
you could always ask nicely
por favor
🥺🥺🥺
Not the despicable laugh, anything but the despicable laugh 😔 There’s always enough soup to go around 🙏
hello claws
helppp this made me laugh so hard
Naurrrrr
IF YOU TAKE MY FOOD YOU CAN SAY HEYA TO MY CLAWS >:(
as your mother I hereby command you to make a delicious dodo soup on this fine fall day 😀
why, we always have some scrumdiddlyumptious soup or stew or the occasional pizza cooking!! would you care for some embix ravioli or goldi noodle soup? :DD
Yesss
yay!!
Hi!
guten (no not gluten, autocorrect >:(( ) tag!!
Why hello hello
你好！
你好，我也會説中文。
你好，我也说哎
ciao!