Now that you’ve stumbled across this chaotic nook of the Blog, you may be wondering what exactly we are. The Apprentice Army is a corner on the Blog that’s made its own family. It is something all members on the Blog can be part of. There’s no need to ask to join, you can just jump on in and get a warm welcome. We love ideas for events, games, positions, etc. It’s a place to make friends, and belong to a community — one that you can help create. While it began with the objective to take over the Blog, it has evolved into a place you go when you are looking for a smile. Now, the purpose of it is to create a family….and throw some moddos into a pot 😀
Since you’re here, you might as well stay!!
Some common things you’ll see referenced around here:
The Pot: A soup He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named throws apprentices in to >:(
Moms: Warriors who are honorary Army members and help run things!
Our High Ranks: Leader, 2nd in Command, 3rd in Command, Mediator, Medicine Cat, Medicine Cat Assistant, Ultimate Accomplice!
Flinty: Our Leader!
Proposed by one of our awesome members, Mounty, we now do positive challenges! They’ll appear here when updated!
Positive Challenge:
Say hello to one new person this week!
Feel free to chat and plot chaos here! Here are some links to our affiliated places:
History – https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AaopviEQT5tOTmCYYcwAjRJEEkJ5EnvPBMPbaVeMtek/edit
Game Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-game-page/
Chaos Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/tumblr_p72wbmkwfu1x6eg0ao1_1280/
Introduction Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/needletail-3-png/comment-page-1/?unapproved=1091623&moderation-hash=3be3002ca595c3a414d25094e554cffa#comment-1091623
Wiki – https://blogclan-2.fandom.com/wiki/The_Apprentice_Army
Pages no longer in use:
Old Main Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army/comment-page-14/#comments
Old Elections Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-elections/comment-page-4/#comments
THE APPRENTICE ARMY HEAD PARENT VOTING RESULTS ARE IN!!!
in third place…
*drumrollll*
spiritflight, with 4 votes! good job, spiri <3
in second place…
*drumrollll*
me (joyfire), with 5 votes! tysm yall, never thought i would get that many votes <3
and…the one you've been waiting for…
FIRST PLACE!!!
*drumrollll*
*more drumrollll*
*even more drumrollll*
our new head parent of the apprentice army is…
SILVERDUSK!!!
she got 7 votes 😀 congrats, silv, you really deserve this <333 you're so, so kind and amazing and you're really, really active, i know you will be a great head mom :DD
great job to everyone who ran, and congratulations to silv, this was really fun to host 😀
Congratulations Silv, you do absolutely deserve this!!! 😀 <3333
Congrats, Silv! Let’s celebrate with Snowy Hot chocolate, bc I spotted an active Snowy *soupifying Snowy*
SILV NO YOU WOULD NEVER THINK ABOUT HOW COOL I AM
(THAT’D TASTE TERRIBLE IN A HOT CHOCOLATE, WOULDN’T YOU SAY)
helppp that made me laugh so hard 😭
Ajfdhgjhdfsk I’m glad 😭
But you already are in a hot chocolate!
HOW CAN THIS B E
you actually are the one who said you wanted to be a hot chocolate, you can’t be complaining.
I meant like a celebrity getting a perfume, not in the literal sense 😭
Now I’m not so sure, Snowy, I am craving hot chocolate at the moment…
But you are very cool so I suppose it wouldn’t be a hot chocolate, so I’ll let you go for now 😔 (that’s the worst pun in the entire world sorry sbjfhfkhf 😭)
Craving hot chocolate? Go make it yourself then, and not out of me 🙄🙄🙄
Oh thank gosh you aren’t gonna make it out of me 😌 (NooOOOO SILV NOOOOOO 😭 😭 /lhj /nm See the rule with puns is that they can never be bad, it’s just scientifically impossible you see /lh)
Thank you so much Snowy, you’re always so sweet and supportive 💗💗💗
Of course, and thank you Silv, that’s so nice of you! ❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️ <333
woohoo!! many congrats to silv and anyone who was brave enough to run for this position! <333
THANK YOU FLAM ❤️❤️
❤
YAYY I VOTED FOR HERRRR
CONGRATS SILV!! <333
THANK YOU SO MUCHHH JACKIE IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME <3333
Congrats Silv!! You definitely deserve this <3
Thank you, Mizzie!!! 🤍🤍
Congrats Silv <333 I voted for you 😀 (no offense everyone else who ran, y'all are amazing too <3)
THANK YOU HAZY ILYSMMMM <3333 🩷🩷
Congrats Silv <33 You totally deserve this!!
Thank you Shrubz!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Yw! :DD
AYYY CONGRATS SILVVV
THANK YOUUU <333
I just had to come back to the blog at this time didn’t I 😛
But congrats Silv!! I knew before even clicking on this page you would win, you deserve the title so much!! <33
thank you so much Sandi, ilysmm and I’m so glad you’re back on the Blog 💖
Thank you so much to everyone who voted for me, and just to all of you in general for being so amazing!!! This was was a really cool idea, Joy, thanks for coming up with it <333 Well done to every other person who ran, y’all are amazing :DD
I'm so happy and honoured to have this position ❤️❤️
Congrats Silv, I voted for you, although each of you would’ve done great! <3
THANK YOU FALLOWSY ❤️❤️❤️
OMG CONGRATS FOOT FUZZIES
THANK YOU SHIMMZZZZZ
Congrats everyone who joined!!!
Yes SILV!!! You deserve it <3
Great job Silv<3
yay silv!
Welcome to Mizzie’s Hot Chocolate Shop! Everything here is free, all you have to do is ask and I will serve! Here’s the menu:
Mapey Maple Syrup Hot Chocolate
Piney Pumpkin Spice Hot Chocolate
Lil Lavender Hot Chocolate (i’ve actually seen this before I didn’t just make this flavor up)
Moon Macadamia Hot Chocolate
Piney Peppermint Hot Chocolate
Darkwing Dark Chocolate Hot Chocolate
Snowy Strawberry Hot Chocolate
Chocolate Birch Bark Hot Chocolate
Golden Smores Hot Chocolate
Also, if you come up with any flavors you’d like, I can make custom, and I will add it to the menu next time!
Please place your orders in a reply to this comment! Thanks for visiting Mizzie’s Hot Chocolate Shop! Have a good day/night/whatever time it is for you rn
ooo could i have some piney pumpkin spice? sounds scrumptious 😀
Yes ofc! *serves steaming hot choccy* enjoy!
tysm mizzie! 😀
Hmmm I’m taking the strawberry one today ✨
Coming right up! *serves steaming hot choccy* enjoy!
Even though it’s no longer autumn, I’d like to try some pumpkin spice please!!
Oh ofc!! *serves steaming hot choccy* enjoy!
Thank you!
May I have the Mapey Maple Hot Chocolate? Pls and ty!
Yes ofc you can! *serves steaming hot choccy* enjoy! [and yw]
Np Mizzie! :))
Yumm Gold s’mores hot chocolate please!
Ofc! *serves steaming hot choccy* enjoy!
hmmm, i’ll get the golden smores hot chocolate! tysm for serving warm hot chocolate on a chilly day like this ☕️
Ofc we all need hot chocolate in the winter! *serves steaming hot choccy* enjoy!
could I have a piney pumpkin spice hot choccy please? :DDD
Yes ofc! I notice that one’s really popular these days. *serves steaming hot choccy* enjoy!
woohoo! thanks mizzie! :DDDD
May I have a Darkwing Dark Chocolate Hot Chocolate? Liv seems to be active:P
yes ofc!! [yeah she is very active these days]
… I just wanted swiss miss 😭
But anyways, Golden Smores sounds good lol
(Do these use moddo essence?? XD)
sorry, we are to fancy for anything as simple and boring as a swiss miss /lhj
*serves hot chocco*
yes of course! we have the highest quality of moddo in our hot chocolate, chocolafied as soon as they are caught speedy, so very fresh.
I’m craving a Piney Peppermint Hot Chocolate 😌
Can I please get a lil Lavender Hot chocolate:3
Question: Since I’ve been a warrior for a bit now, does that mean I just officially become a mom when I walk on this page, or is there some way of going in?
you just become a mom 😛
you absolutely don’t need to ask!! anyone and everyone is more than welcome here! except the dodos <3 /lh
Yeah you just become a mom 😛
Yesss you just become a mom!!! ❤️❤️
welcome to the mom club!
TIME FOR SOME SPEEDY LIL FRIES GUYS🍟🍟🍟
NUH UH
YUH UH
AYY HI LIL :00
Yessss
By the way, what does the person logo by the pfp mean?(just out of curiosity)
it means lil created the page :))
is anyone willing to be my mentor??? ima new apprentice
this would fit the allegiances chat page more 🙂 but good luck! it may help to list stuff about you and put paw in your name
you might have better luck if you go on the allegiances chat page! ^^
This would be better for the allegiances chat page, which is under the “Need Company?” section. 🙂
But good luck! And maybe put the suffix ‘paw’ in your name 🙂
Awwwww wait this page is aliveeeeee it’s so nice to see that! Last time I was here it was like dead! Those of you who remember me will know I was one of the og members of the app army back when we were a secret page! I’m a mom now but it’s so nice to see this page get attention again. Those of you who don’t remember me, hi! I’m Blossomrose, but I go by Bloss, and I’m one of the moms here! I have two younger siblings, so if you need help with anything feel free to reach out! ilyyyyy
hi bloss! I’m flamilton, it’s nice to meet ya 😀
hello hello flamilton! nice to meet you!
hey bloss!
LIV IS ACTIVE. SOMEONE GET THE POT
*clones herself 15 times* READY
I’M ALSO VERY MUCH READY FOR THIS /ref
As a new mom, me and Sky have came up with a 12 days of Christmas recipe!
First up, we have *drumroll*
Mint Modo-Chip Ice-cream!
First: u need 1 and a half cartons of Modo-milk
second: Dodo-Cream (9 cups of it)
Third:Dodo-salt
Fourth: Mod Sugar
Fifth: Modo-Mintz
Next u need to put all ingredients in a saucepan and let it bubble and boil.
Then pop it in the freezer
as thats freezing, start making the Mod-cone It really brings out texture!
Finally, take the ice-cream out, scoop it into the cone, and BAM u have Mint-Modo-Chip Icecream
beautiful I love it iconic, just dont put our lovely lil in there please, shes one of us
Hehe, not for me >:)
*ice-creamifies Lil*
hooray! :DDD
GIVE ME DA S A U C E
um um um what sauce🫣
Da sauce in da pot
Oh….hi! *me peeking into the app army for the first time*
well hello! care for some snowy stew? :DD
Some what 🤨🤨🤨
stew
that is snowy
and stew-like
:DD
Sounds gross I’ll take -200 bowls
such a meanie >:((
OK I’LL EAT THOSE 200 BOWLS FOR YA WITH PLEASURE
OMG WHY DID I BURST OUT LAUGHING READING THIS?! 🤣
ah, there’s our main soup ingredient right on time! :DD get the snowy in the pot!!
HIiIiIIiii Mellllll
*me commenting very super late* hey, Jacki!!
Mel’s Mystery Mastered Magical Mush is HERE!!!
Ok, ok, let’s break down what exactly is this mush. It’s a mix of 2-4 Blogclanner-dough of YOUR CHOISE! Like, i can take an order of Jackdawpaw-dough mixed with Autumnrose-dough! And that order would be about 2 coins!
Serving sizes:
Small – 2 blogclanner doughs mixed together —— 2 coins
Medium – 3 blogclanner doughs mixed together—- 3 coins
Large – 4 blogclanner doughs mixed together —- 4 coins
OR …. You can do a special order of a JUMBO size, which is 5 blogclanner-doughs mixed together, and it costs 5 coins!
I can also serve up a few drinks! Here’s the menu, it’s rather small.
Moddo-lemonade – 1 coin
Apprentice-army Kool Aid – 2 coins
—-$&&—DAILY SPECIAL: MELODYPAW’S SPECIAL HOT CHOCOLATE : 4 COINS &&$—-
Can I have a jumbo? I would like Lil-dough, Liv-dough, Snowy-dough, Osp-dough, and Birchy-dough 🙂
*hands over 5 coins* May I have the receipt?
Alrighty! Thank you for ordering! *hands over the mixture of Blogclanner-doughs and takes the five coins* Okay, for your receipt…. *rips out the small receipt-paper from the machine and hands it over* Thanks!!
I would like to purchase Nightgaze-dough (cuz i need someone else to make her food for me) and snowy-dough
*gives two coins*
NOW HAND MY FOOD OVER
Ok,ok! *hands over the mixture of doughs and takes the coins*
Ok,ok! *hands over the mixture of doughs and takes the coins*
Ordering Jumbo!! Hmmm I’ll like Liv, Snowy, Piney, Birchy, and Aquila >:3
Alright! Here is your order! *hands over doughs* and your payment?
Hello
hello! welcome!
Hi speedy Osp 😛
hi !
random question but has anyone read the Average Adventures of Genericpaw? Its a goofy-aah webcomic parody of warriors
that sounds beautiful lol
Yes XD
where can you access it >:00
on ComicFury <33
nope, but cool
Attention everyone!
I have created a new recipe for mod stew!
You just rickroll them and the flavor becomes better 😀
Lets try it on Snowy!
Bold plan to discuss your idea right in front of me 😏 /lhj
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOUUUUU
*Rickrolls Snowy*
CURSES I’VE BEEN FOILED AGAIN
Ooooooo
delicioso✨
sounds delicious