The Hazelpage

The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.

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[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]

Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.

Notice Board:
Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.

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  • Iceflower pulled a piece of paper from her bag and folded it into a paper airplane, sending it sailing around the room. “I’m going back to the Tavern for some food. Who’s with me?”

  • (Time leap ⏱)
    Iceshard lumbered into the Tavern, sleepy eyed and slow. He hadn’t slept the night before. His favorite show, Guess That Stuff, was ending. His life was over. So he sadly climbed onto a bar stool, and commanded Steve to grab him a root bear.

    • Iceflower wiped the bar down with a damp cloth, her hood falling over her face. “Problems?” She mewed, looking up as Iceshard entered. “I’m the official self-appointed bartender and waitress.” She said unnecessarily.

      • Iceshard shrugged. “I just can’t believe Guess That Stuff is over.” He took a long, mournful, sip of his root beer. “That was the best show in Cattropolis.” He looked up at Icy, “What do you think about it?”

        • “Ahhh. I’ve had many a show end on me.” Iceflower mewed, leaning over and patting Iceshard’s shoulder comfortingly. “It was alright. Didn’t watch it much, but then again, I don’t watch much at all. Can I get you anything? Take your mind off it?”

            • Iceflower tapped her hand/paw/thing against the table. “You sure? We’ve got fresh blueberry cobbler. Straight from the oven.”

              • “No, I’m good.” Iceshard pauses once more. “Say, you know what always brightens my mood? An adventure!!!”

                • “Oh, no!” Iceflower threw her head back. “Don’t tell me you want to go on another alien-hunting quest?”

  • Iceshard’s eyes widened at the mention of the aliens. “No, no. We need a break from them. How about we go to Mexico! Beaches and dense jungle ruins.”

    • Iceflower’s eyes sparkled. She pulled a sombrero out of her bag and put it on. “Si! I’m up for some beach time.”

    • “Blizzard!!! Want to come to Mexico with us?!?!?!” Iceshard asked excitedly, already shoving things into too small of a suitcase.

  • Lionpaw looked up, “Did someone say adventure in Mexico?”. She began to grab some random belongings. She paused, “How are we getting there?”

    • “We fly, of course.” Iceflower said brightly, pulling out three tickets to an airplane. “No, you can’t be the pilot this time. Nobody flies the plane except the actual, trained pilot.” She said sternly.

      • Lionpaw scowled, “I was trained. In some ways. Kind of. I went on a really high ride once, does that count as training?” She stopped scowling, “Fine, fine, you win.” And she began to pack along a lot of prank stuff, multiple fancy dress costumes and shoved her ticket deep inside her fleece pocket along with some string, a magnifying glass and about 24 cents/pence.

        • “Doesn’t count, dear.” Iceflower mused. She leaped over the bar, took off her apron, and grabbed a bottle of pear blossom fizz and tucked it inside her hoodie pocket.

          • Lionpaw sighed, and followed Iceflower and ordered a large orange juice with a side order of pasta.

            • Iceflower banged her head against the wall. “I’m the waitress, I have to get that.” She grumbled under her breath. “There’s food on the plane, you know.”

              • “Ahh, sorry, you can forget that if you wanna, seeing as I’ll just get more on the plane anyway.” Lionpaw replied.

    • Giggle,wearing the new hat she had bought after losing her old one,said simply,“I have a buddy who could take us…maybe.”She walked over to one of the computers to make plans.Her leather jacket pulled about her shoulders,Giggle stood with a smile.“We’re ready to go whenever.”

    • Giggle,wearing the new hat she had bought after losing her old one,said simply,“I have a buddy who could take us…maybe.”She walked over to one of the computers to make plans.Her leather jacket pulled about her shoulders,Giggle stood with a smile.“We’re ready to go whenever.”

      Immediately she leaped to her paws,ready to take off.

  • The sound of a loud engine echos off the wooden tavern walls. The group run outside to find Iceshard purched on the roof, a helicopter sits behind him. “Ready to go?” He asks.

    • Lionpaw nodded, “One one condition, we hang streamers from the propellers.”

      • Iceshard raised an eyebrow, “I’m not sure that’s so safe.” He thought about it for a moment. “Okay, let’s do it.” 😛😛😛

        • Lionpaw’s face lit up, “YESSSSSSSSSS!” Then she added in a sinister voice, “I laugh in the face of danger…” Lionpaw grabbed about a truckful of confetti streamers, “This enough?” She asked innocently.

  • “Sooooooo…….” Lionpaw began, “Who actually gets to fly this thing, and when do we set off?”

    • “Ya know, if no replies soon, history can and will repeat itself.” Lionpaw said laughing, her eyes looking in the direction of the helicopter.

  • (hehehe finally found this place again 😛 )