The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Badgerkit starts stuffing face with nachos.
Lil growled and stomped into the kitchen, “Flying….sharks…eating…enchiladas” xe muttered under feir breath. Zooming around the kitchen, they soon had a new plate of the precious dish made up and quickly began chowing down. “I’m the Queen now,” ae murmured to herself.
“Are you OK?” Shimmers asked, waving a paw in front of Lil’s face. “Are you in some sort of trance?”
“Your regularly scheduled programming has been interrupted to inform you that Speck, my evil rival is on the loose.” Shimmer shouts. “She looks exactly like me, so I might be her, and she might be me! The only difference is that Speck will stab you in the back!”
Springkit decides to stick to shimmermist so she doesn´t mistake her for speck.
She spots a she-cat that looks like shimmerpaw on the other side of the hazelpage, and throws a pencil at her.
The pencil missed Speck and nearly stabbed Shimmers in the eye. “Argh!” She cried, snatching the pencil before it rolled away. “No throwing sharp things!”
Mistfeather sees Speck (or she thinks it’s Speck, I don’t know who it is anymore) and gets a flamethrower to prepare for battle.
Hopfall runs into a corner to play Animal Crossing on her Nintendo Switch, hoping no one would break it.
opalkit smashes the switch and sets it on fire
Hopfall eventually sets Animal Crossing down to shout, “If anyone has an evil twin or clone, spray them with this!” Hopfall hands out bottles of vinegar to everyone nearby her, then continues her announcement, “Spraying them with vinegar always makes them run away!”
Snakeys evil twin walked in with several bottles of vinegar. “They also make non-evil twins run away too!” They shouted. She charged forward and sprayed Hopfall with vinegar. “Hahahahaha!”
Hopfall turns and runs away but first squirts Snakey’s evil twin with vinegar.
Snakey screams. “My eye! My eye!” They run around frantically with a knife. Snake (The goodish one) screams and runs away as Snakey #2 chases them with it.
“Can I have 1 to fend of my sister who is attacking me???” “Her name is Opalkit”
Hopfall gives Moonkit 1
sorry, I’m not your twin! so that dosent work on me! muhahaha
Blacky attacks Moonkit and teams up with Opalkit “we have got u now!”
“Noooooooo!” “Starclan save me!” Bright white light fills the room and Bluestar saves Moonkit, by pushing her into a corner and shoving a nintendo switch in her hand. “PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING WITH HOPFALL, U WILL BE SAFE” Bluestar turns to Opalkit and Blacky Stop terrorizing her, here play Animal crossing as well! “AND DU NOT CALL ME AGAIN” Light fills the room and Bluestar disappear. Entire room: “…”
“Was that……………..Starclan?” Mistfeather says in awe.
Starclan KNOWS we are here! WAIT do the other clans know?
Hopfall shouts, “Yes! Play Animal Crossing with me!”
“BlueStar sounded like she woke up on the wrong side of the den… Wonder what happened” Moonkit wonders then goes back to playing AC “YAS!!! KK is at my island!”
HEY HOPFALL! GIMMEE A FISH AND I WILL GET KKON UR ISLAND -COOKED FISH
Badgerkit starts drinking the vinegar that hopfall gave out.
Daydream stepped up to a lectern. “I here by this entire page for chaos!” she announced. After the happy screams of the ChaosClan cats died down she continued on with her speech. “This has to be a 50\50 for every cat so you see the huge bathroom in that corner? That is now a safety bunker, that still includes the bathroom. In the saftey bunker you are not allowed to cause chaos! If you do u will be banned for 40 years. And yeah, time is a thing here now! Have a good night”
“Objection!” Ravenclaw cries from the back. “I am a cat, and I will not live for thirty years. But what if I need to use the bathroom and I decide to go insane?”
“that’s what the bathroom on the other side is for” she hissed
Badgerkit grabs a machine gun in case cats try to steal his nachos
Hopfall sits down and starts trying to eat a rock.
Viper claps enthusiastically.
Daydream claps enthusiastically too.
Mistfeather slaps hopfall and takes the rock.
“But you’ll choke!” Shimmers cried. “No choking allowed on the Hazelpage!” She wrestled the rock away from Hopfall.
“Meh, it’s fine,” Silvy mewed as she took the rock back from Shimmers and gave it to Hopefall, “Anything is allowed except for murder.”
“You should probably go see a doctor…” Sparkpaw observes worriedly.
“Well, unless you’re about to die, I advise you not to go,” Silvy stated, “I hear the doctors around here have some very painful remedies around here, and some cats have actually gotten worse after seeing the doctor.”
Silvy picks up a small pebble nearby and swallows it in one gulp.
“Hm, it’s surprisingly okay,” she mumbles.
Daydream cries remembering the time this page was for peace. Daydream prays for a savior while she thinks depressing thoughts while she watches the fighting and chaos and fire and
well
death
“There is no death on the Hazelpage!” Shimmers cried, still waving around a box of banana peels. “That’s what these banana hats show!” She indicated to the one on her own head.
Shimmers flopped on her teal beanbag, exhausted from the mess that this page had become. Something soared over her head, but she didn’t make a move to stop it. In fact, she didn’t move an inch. “I’m am so done with this page!” she grumped.