The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
“I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE ATTA- wait where is the rogue? nvm. Why ar u sad daydream?” Blacky comes and sits next to daydream creating a shield from flying food. “Opalkit com on” “NO KILLING ANYONE UNDER THE SHIELD”
*hollyfrost threw a pie at there face*
“Too much chaos” Daydream whimpered as her cousin, Comet threw Opalkit out the window.
ouch, said opalkit, I just got conjured here
“Mouse Bile” Blacky curses as he is attacked with flamethrowers, cake, and fish enchiladas, and then thrown out of the window AGAIN!
Wut is the hazel page song?
“I don’t know, but whatever it is it’s the sound of chaos,” Flame replies.
“yeppp”icepaw mewed
“I’ve only been here for five minutes and I’m not a warrior cat fan,” Ravenpaw responds, “but I think I get the jist that this stuff is insane.”
*hollyfrost started to sing one piece,saiki k and k-on anime op’s to spice things up while she still threw pie’s into cat’s face’s* “ONE PIECE!” she sung
He so streeeeeecchhhyyy
*looks at them strangely and throws more pie’s into there face* “ONE PIECEEEEEe”
Why is der flying foods? Can I through nachos? 0w0
Viper threw cheesy nachos at lily, immediately running in the opposite direction.
*Lilymoon throws smooooshed Hammyborgore at Viper* I PLAY TO WIN!
“lets just say theres a food war!” icepaw squeaked
Hopfall’s evil twin turns all food on the hazelpage into brussel sprouts. “Mwahahaha!” Hopfall’s evil twin shouts, “Now you all must put up with eating brussel sprouts!”
“But I love brussel sprouts”
“I like brussels sprouts if they are cooked properly!” Shimmers mewed. She clapped her paws and her plate of brussels sprouts was suddenly cooked the way she liked it.
Hopfall’s evil twin mews, “Yes they are good if cooked properly. That is exactly why I cooked them in the worst way possible.”
*hollyfrost turned them all back and threw a pie into hopfall’s face* “MUhaHaHahA” she shouted and icepaw bumped into a tree again
“ouch!” she squeaked
Hopfall says, “Hey don’t blame me! It was my evil twin not me!”
you is evil!
*icepaw started throwing a million tacos at everyone as hollyfrost brought a tank full of pie’s* “TIME FOR A LITTLE BIT OF PAYBACK!!!” hollyfrost yowled firing pie’s out of the tank* “EVERYONE HIDE” icepaw squeaked and ran into her tree burrow still throwing taco’s* “MUHAHAAHAHHAA” yowled hollyfrost still having her pie tank running
Catches pie in mouth* is it banana cream?
*blinks and throws another pie*
*icepaw still threw taco’s at everyone as she hid in her tree burrow for cover from hollyfrost’s pie tank* “HIDE” she screeched as a pie came torwards her, she dodged.*
XD I just found out I’m having nachos toinight so I won’t throw them
BUT IMMA SQUIRT SOME HOT, GOOEY, LIQUID, MELTED CHEESE
on ebwyones ~w~ heeheeheehee
Throws a red velvet cupcake at a shadow*
that’s just a shadow. . .
throws choccy milk at viper* This is revenge- along wif the smooshed hamburger OwO
“What is going on here?” Twilightpaw marvelled as she entered the room, a slimy piece of food soared past her head, just barely missing her. “A food fight!” She frowned, quickly scurrying into a corner and putting up a magical protective bubble around her. “Anyone can join me in this shelter if you like. I’m afraid im not a big fan of food fights.” She settled down to take a light nap.
*one of hollyfrost’s pie broke the bubble and it hit twilightpaw’s face*
opalkit scurries to join and remakes the bubble so that only sane cats can pass through and no food can
Frost had the left side of the headphone on while she left the right side hanging. She was currently listening Peace Sign, the Japanese version. She closed her eyes and carefully stepped over a piece of waffle that was on the floor. Then someone stepped on her tail. She opened her eyes. “Curse you!” She hissed. “Oops oh uh sorry!” She apologized, after feeling sorry.
Shimmers skittered off in fright.
“I’m sorry! I’m a clutz, and I didn’t mean to step on your tail! Don’t hurt meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” she wailed.
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” Bloss said looking at Frost while walked over to her and dodging flying food, “whatcha listening to” ….. “OOOOOOOOOOOOooo I love Peace Sign. And the Japanese version is definitively better. Can I listen?”
Comet proceeds to force feed Hollyfrost the pies she was throwing
“vhfrhb vsd,dhvbd” hollyfrost grumbled. *spits out pie* “PAYBACK TIME” she yowled “uh oh….” icepaw called *hollyfrost starts firing more pies out of her tank and drove the tank to the highest place in the hazelpage “I… AM…QUEEN…OF…PIES…” she yowled
“wow u good bro” Ravenclaw asks as she sits to the side in a beach chair with a smoothie