The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Daydream calls 911 because the cats here will need 911 here.
and someone will probably get arrestedFrost shrieked, “I’m not a cat, I’m a neko!” She stood up and grabbed her phone to call her lawyer
Springkit camoflauges herself and possesses a random cat in the crowd in hopes that they will get arrested and not her.
also because she is wearing goggles she sincerely hopes that she possessed viper so when springkit becomes an apprentice in two months she will not be added to the apprentice soupThrows mac and cheese at a cop* “dont mess with me” i hiss in a russian accent for some reason.
“Please throw the mac n cheese at ME!! I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!” demands Amberpaw while holding a rolling-pin above Lilykit’s head.
“Your going to start a war if you do this.” Ember snarls in her sleekest english accent.
“Hmmm…” Sparkpaw mews. “Wasn’t there already a war?”
“wasn’t there already a war” daydream asks in a japanese accent
“Doesn’t matter, this will be a BIG war.”
“Hai,” Captain meows, trying to practice her Japanese, “the Hazelpage is destruction and chaos right now!”
“And don’t misunderstand me! I’m the QUEEN of chaos.” Ember said, flicking her tail.
*hollyfrost and icepaw threw taco’s and pie’s at the cop* “GOTTA GO FAST” they yowled and ran away
*hollyfrost drove her pie tank up to the highest place in the hazelpage saying : “GOTTA GO FAST”. she than reached it,started firing pie’s and yowled loudly: “I..AM…. QUEEN…OF…PIE”S…”
“COMET THE ROGUE C’MERE AND HELP ME BATTLE!!!!!!” “AWOOOOOOOO” “Huh?” “Lets try that again!” “RAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTRRRRRRRR”
Bloss creates a force field for all the PeaceClan warriors, kits, and apprentices to come hide. “Come PeaceClan we need to regroup” She yells above the chaos that ChaosClan had created.
“Nope!” said Ravenpaw, flicking her white-tipped tail. “FISH THEFT GALORE!”
Aquila wakes up from like a two month nap (inactivity haha) and stares around. All of her old fellow mischief makers are gone and new cats have arrived. “Where am I?” she starts in horror, “How long did I sleep? I thought I only nodded off for 5 minutes…”
Her sleepy eyes flash gold as she fights to control them and a nearby vase smashes, “I’m so sorry!!” she gasps.
*one of hollyfrost’s pie’s fly into her face
Aquila flinches before realising what has happened, “Well I guess the Hazelpage hasn’t changed!” she mock groans, wiping pie off her face and grinning despite herself.
“The chaos will never be over with ME. And don’t worry about the vase, Hawkie set car sized hail on us a couple pages ago. It was awesome!”
“Sounds like the usual!” Aquila chuckles, her eyes brightening at the mention of chaos. I’ve missed you chaos and hazelpage, she thinks to herself.
Dove giggles from around the corner. “dkfnvkjg Aquila you broke a vase oh noooo.” xe then smiles like the weirdo mae is and dances for no reason.
“DOVEEEEEE!!!” Aquila screeches glad to see a familiar face, “Yes poor vase,” she laughs before standing up and joining Dove with a clumsy tap dance.
“Aquila!” Pinestripe bounds up to her, “You’re finally awake! You’ve been sleeping for months!”
“AHHH PINE!!!!” Aquila yells happily, her smile disappears at her friend’s next words, “Months?! Golly, are you sure?” her grins reappears as she contemplates being back in her favourite chaos-page.
“DO YOU HAVE FISH?!” shrieked Snowy Feather (one of Raven’s OCs). “I WANT ME SOME FISH.”
“That is definitely not the best question to ask someone who just woke up,” added Raven, flicking her white-tufted ear.
“Fish…” Aquila ponders, starting to doze off, “OH- FISH, here,” Her eyes flash gold as she speaks and an ornate china plate with delicate slices of smoked salmon and spinach appear in her paws/hands, she holds it out to Snowy Feather, her eyes still sparkling from the magic. “And hi, Raven!!” she adds, a pleased note in her voice.
Springkit, with a ridiculous grin on her face, runs up to Aquila. “Hello, new stranger-friend!”
“Hiiii!” Aquila grins, “How are you?”
“No, no, it’s fine. It’s been a few months, but gracious, the page hasn’t changed at all…” Captain groans. “Believe me, it does get tiring after a while.” Just then, a pie flew over her head. She ducks, but it hits her hat, which is sent flying across the Hazelpage. She rushes over to the now pie-covered captain’s hat, and while she tries to clean it off, a bombardment of pies hits the back of her head. She looks back and sees a few cats in the background laughing. “My dignity…” She mutters under her breath. She turns to Aquila. “See what I mean? I came to share some sweets, and all I get in return is warfare! Speaking of, would you like one?”
“CAPTAINNNN!!!!!” Aquila screeches, running over to her friend. Her eyes brighten at the mention of sweets, “Got any pear drops, or mint imperials?” she asks hopefully.
“Yes I do! Here you go!” She tosses a bag of each to Aquila.
Aquila tries to catch them, misses and then uses her magic to suspend them in mid air where she picks them up. “You didn’t see that!” she adds, to anyone who might be watching.
*poppystar walked into the clearing* *everyone stopped*
“this war is over!” she demanded “i thought only hollyfrost could end the war!”icepaw squeaked.
“please end the war” poppystar asked
hollyfrost hesitated
“i suppose we got a little carried away… the war is over *sigh*” she said sadly *she turned off her pie tank and ate a pie*
Mistfeather grabs the pie tank and starts selling pies while eating them. “Get your pies here! only $20000000000000000000! Perfect for smashing on other cats faces! See!” Mistfeather shoved pies in the nearest cats faces.
“HEY!” *takes pie’s back* “i am the only queen of pies >:(“
“THAT’S ENOUGH!” Shimmers yowled as she got a faceful of pie (again). “I will not tolerate this!” She clapped her paws and the pie machine disappeared as well as all of the other pies on the page.
“NO MORE FOOD FIGHTS! We’ve had too many!”
Frost shook her head, she sighed, “What is up with these kids?” She grumbled, resting her head on her hand. She shrieked as someone threw a pie at her. “Sorry!” They screamed, Frost moaned, staring at the locked door. “One day, I’ll be free of this place.”
Shimmers padded up behind Frost and tapped on her shoulder. “I have a key!” she whispered so that none of the chaos causers could hear. She passed it over to Frost. “I’ll cause a distraction while you run!”
creekkit monches on sushi and jay burgers
“YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!” Hopfall screams, “JAY BURGERS!” She instantly grabs some from Creekkit.
Aquila looks on, confused, before shrugging it off and looking down at her chair, a slight frown visible on her eyebrows.
911 attacks the clan cats to take them to area 51. “WAR AGAINST THE OFFICERS! GET UR PIE TANK ON!!!” Blacky yowles as he is thrown out of a window into a squad car.
*turns on massive pie tank* “leave this to me!” hollyfrost mewed *she turned on the pie tank*
“Anyone want to commit chaos? Come on? ANYONE? FiNe We CaN dRoWn cHeEtO aNd eAt ViPeR.” Ember calls above everything else and all the cheers arupt when she mentions drowning Cheeto and eating Viper.
“Uh, what now?” Cheetah looked up from the pizza slice she was in the middle of eating.
springkit douses her in water and dumps the remaining of Hollyfrosts pie on Cheetah. Then she yells, “QUICK, DROWN HER WHILE SHE’S STILL STARTLED”
Cheetah used her powers to turn the water and pie into Cheetos and began devouring them.
Mistfeather grabs the pizza and leaves Cheetah defenseless.
“Not my pizza!” She cries.
“No hurting the mods,” Sparkpaw yells, hurtling a sandwich at Ember. “Eat this instead. Also, eat the pies that everyone’s been throwing around. There are, like, a million of those.”
“Thank you for defending me,” Cheetah exclaimed while sobbing hysterically.
Mistfeather gives Cheetah back her pizza to get her to stop crying.
“I just love pizza… so much…”
“Poor Cheetah!” Shimmers exclaimed. “Here!” She clapped her paws and several pieces of pizza appeared for the sobbing mod.
Cheetah immediately stopped crying and started munching on the pizza happily.
“No! We can never eat Viper. Oh and Cheeto must live! EVERYONE MUST LIVE.”
Strange new cats come in. They say something in a foreign language that no one can quite understand. Hopfall uses Google Translate to try and figure out what they said. Google Translate says they said this:
“Your dog learned to fly in his cars.”
Hopfall gets a feeling that that’s not what they really said.
Shimmers rolled her eyes at the food fight going on. “Honestly! We’ve had waaaaaaay too many of these!” she cried. “Can’t we try something new? Like a game? Those are fun!”
badgerkit is bored. He is bored of the food fight
“So am I, Badgerkit,” Shimmers mewed exhaustedly. “So. Am. I.”
“Would you like some ice cream?” Leopardkit offers. “It will give you a brainstorm, because these are flavored ‘smart’. Want one?” She gives one to Badgerkit and Shimmers a ‘smart ice cream’ even though they didn’t ask for one.
“Hmmmmmmmm…” Shimmers mewed. “Maybe this’ll help me get around to writing that fanfic of mine…….” She took a large bite.