The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
The 3 kits sop fighting and yowl “LONG LIVE CAKESTAR!!!!!!!!!!” Then moonkit is nearly pummeled to death by opalkit and blacky is thrown out of a window. Storm tears the kits apart and shouts “Revolution FUREVER!”
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“whaaaaaat?!” Amberpaw cries. “I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t see that…”
Mistfeather is now being chased by an army of squeaky dragons
“I shall save you!” Amberpaw bravely jumps onto the leader of the squeaky dragons. “AAAAAAAaaaaahhhh…..” she is trampled all over and disappears under the feet of the army.
Hopfall tries to lure the dragons away from Mistfeather with some leftover ice cream cake.
Silvy accidently ate the icecream cake right out of Hopfall’s paws because it looked too delicious to resist.
“I want ice cream cake…” Shimmers mewed sadly.
springkit spies a ice cream cake on a table, and hands it to Shimmers.
“Thanks!” Shimmers mewed.
Shimmers inspected the cake to make sure no cat had eaten any of it. After deeming the cake satisfactory, she swallowed it in one bite.
“Oooooooooooh……” Shimmers moaned. “Brain freeze! Ow ow ow ow!”
“HELLO,” Silvy calls out to the army of squeaking dragons.
Amberpaw wanders into the Hazelpage. “My paws hurt,” she grumbles. “Can I have a massage or something?” She walks over and grabs a chicken wing. Suddenly, Amberpaw falls into the oven. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! I’M DYING HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!” Amberpaw screams.
“Oh, wait…. the ovens off, false alarm!”
Cats all around Amberpaw stare at her like she’s a complete dumbie.
(Which she probably is…)
“Here, a swim in the mud will help your sore paws,” Silvy mewed as she lead Amberpaw with her muddy paws towards a large pool of goopy mud.
“Disgusting, but oddly satisfying!” Amberpaw relaxes in the mud, then remembers that she will have to clean her pelt afterwards…
Amberpaw wanders into the Hazelpage. “My paws hurt,” she grumbles. “Can I have a massage or something?” She walks over and grabs a chicken wing.
Suddenly, Amberpaw falls into the oven. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! I’M DYING HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!” Amberpaw screams.
“Oh, wait… the oven’s off, false alarm!”
Cats all around Amberpaw stare at her like she’s a complete dumbie.
(Which she probably is…)
Tackles Amberpaw* “I may be a kit, BUT I WILL MASSAGE LIKE THE BEST MASSAGER!” Lilykit squeals. *paws move quickly, cracking every bone there is* “Arregato! Thankyou for coming here!” Lilykit meows seriously.
“That hit the spot, Lilykit!” Amberpaw mews gratefully.
“Try out the paw massager in the corner!” Shimmers said, clapping her paws and making one appear.
“Oh, thanks Shimmerpaw!” Amberpaw mews gratefully.
Mallowkit takes brownies and throws them* “Join me Lilykit!!” she squeaks.
“No my genetically related felis catus. I insolate myself from the felis catus civilization. That incorporates you, my genetically related felis catus.”
Mallowkit glares at Lilykit. “Then don’t sleep.” she snarled
“Do you not mean “Then don’t dormant”?” Lilykit said, twirling pasta in her paw. (this sentence probably doesnt make sense lol)
Swirly wanders onto the HazelPage and crashes dramatically onto a chaise. “Oh! Somebody bring me some taquitos! It appears all of mine have been stolen!” She wails as she mourns the loss of her precious taquitos.
Springkit stares, and then hands her a taquito.
The 3 kits stop fighting and attack the dragons with a war doggie (Buddy) Storm commands them
Mistfeather figures out that the dragons like tacos so she trows a taco across the room while she conjures up a anti-dragon spray. Sadly as the dragons are running to the other side of the room they trample every cat.
Silvy swung a giant frying pan towards the squeaking dragons as they tried to steal her cookies, screaming at the top of her voice every time one came near to the fresh batch of cookies lined up neatly on a small plastic table.
*eats a taco* good shtuff
Hopfall runs in with a plastic recorder and tries to play it. However, she does not know how to play it and it just ends up making awful high-pitched noises.
“Look up fingering chart!” Shimmers suggested helpfully.
Swirly stood by the oven watching her taquitos cook, and when they were done, she SCARFED THEM DOWN AND DIDNT DRINK ANY WATER AFTER
“Viper come get your dragons or you will be thrown inn soup!” Blacky shouts as the dragons throw him out a window
“FREE COOKIES!” Silvy called out, holding a large megaphone in her muddy paws, “I HAVE ORIGINAL, PORBLE, PURPLE, RAINBOW, MAGIC AND EVEN A NEW ADDITION CALLED SLIME COOKIES SO MAKE SURE TO COME QUICKLY SO YOU WON’T MISS OUT!”
“Can I have le porble?” Lilykit asked politely. Before anyone answers, Lilykit steals le cookie and runs away after throwing raw steak at Silvy.
Silvy gobbled up the the raw steak in one gulp then sighed as she watched Lilykit run away with one of her porble cookies.
“There’s no need to steal!” Silvy called out to Lilykit, “I’m giving my cookies out for free!”
Lilykit froze. “Dang it,” she muttered. “Then thank you! hehe”
“For a second I thought you said fire cookies instead of free cookies!” Shimmers mewed, looking concerned. “Those aren’t fire cookies, right?”
“Nope, but great idea!” Silvy grinned, “I’m sure fire cookies will make a very good addition to my cookie collection.”
“Hmm,” Shimmers mewed. “Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything. Oh, well!” She examined the cookies and then pointed to the porble ones. “Could I have some of those?”
“I would like purple.” Mistfeather says in a calm voice.
“Here you go,” Silvy mewed, handing Mistfeather a huge box of purple cookies, “Unfortunately, my purple cookies aren’t very popular, so you can have as many as you want.”
springkit peers at the cookies, and decides she wants a magic cookie. ¨This one, please.¨ She asks.
“How many would you like?” Silvy asked, as she took out a tray full of glowing cookies from under her table.
A cat storms in. “HOWDY YALL! OLLIE HERE! MY NAME IS OWLSNOW BUT YOU CAN CALL ME OLLIE! anyone wanna sit with me?” xe sits down. they nod to a waiter. “ill take a coke slush, some chicl-fil-a waffle fries with barbecue sauce, and a frosted lemonade! thanks!”
Sits down next to ollie. “There’s a way to get some really great stuff here.” Lilykit says in a dark voice. “Wanna know what it is?”
“WHAT? HOW DO I GET REALLY GOOD SUTFF?” She yells accidentally. “Oops, sorry! anyways, what were you saying?”
“Okay so..” Lilykit pauses and throws pie at ollie. “BY CATS THROWING IT AT YOU! WOOOOOOHOOOO!”