The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
*bombs in*
“That’s not at all concerning…” Sparkpaw mewed, staring at the resulting destruction.
“But it’s a FOam BoMb,” Peb says.
Lilykit stares at Pepplepaw. “Show me your ways.”
Peb bows. She hands Lilykit a bomb to ride. “Jump from the tree outside.”
“OTAY” Liilykit screams in joy.
*sigh* Mistfeather gets on her battle armor and goes into war with the dragons, spraying anti-dragon spray everywhere. “Where is Viper?!?!” She shouts. “She is the only one who can contain these things!!!!!!” Mistfeather looks around frantically then trips as a dragon clings to her leg.
Viper soared around the hazelpage on top of a dragon. “whatttt?” ke called distractedly.
“YOUR DRAGONS ARE ATTACKING EVERYONE!” Mistfeather shouts while a dragon lands on her shoulder. “Where did you get all these anyway?”
“THEY JUST APPEARED!” viper said in a very non-convincing manner
VIPER CONTROL UR DRAGONS OR ELSE
OR ELSE WHAT
CHAOS >:D
I shall let raven suck ur blood
“Not here, not here,” responded Raven, perching on one of the wooden beams on the ceiling and drinking a glass of Rainflower’s blood.
Lilykit sees the blood and steps away* Ohhhhh-kay..
“WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU GET THAT?” Silvy asked Raven, staring at the blood with wide eyes, “CAN I HAVE SOME TOO?”
“Yes!” meowed Raven, pouring some more Rainflower blood into a glass that happened to sit on a table. “This cup shalla be yours.”
“Ummm…” Sparkpaw mewed, “I’d ask you what that tastes like, but I have a feeling that I don’t really want to know.”
Lilykit looks at a dragon. “They’re so cute!” *gets bitten* “They’re so cute!”
Leopardkit enters the battle and screeches in dragon until the dragon lets go of Mistfeather. ¨Hahaha! I am the ruler of dragons!¨ She puts a dragon on her head.
“THANK YOU!” Mistfeather cries before she is pulled back under
are dragons like alligators badgerkit asks because alligator meat is good.
Peb jumps on a dragon. “YEEEEeEEEE-HAWWwWw!!”
Lilykit positioned her mouth under the soda machine. *gurgles* “The lemon rooot bergles coke tastes amazing!”
Amberpaw tries some. “I think I’m gonna throw-up!” She rushes to the bathroom and barfs loudly.
*bluuuuuaaaaarrrrgggghhhh*
“Sorry you had to hear that everyone!” She tries the raspberry lemonade. “Yummmmmm!” <3
“Hey raven where is ur OC snowyfeather? I need her help if she likes fish.” Moonkit pauses looks around and whispers adds “If all ur OC’s do like fish than can i borrow them?”
Lilykit brings down here great grandpappy, Snaketrickle, from starclan* “He’ya go Moonkit. This is Snaketrickle! my dead Grandpappy. He likes fish.” Lilykit mewed.
“No, I like Magpies!” he grumbled.
“Yes, Snowy Feather likes fish, and no, you are not allowed to borrow them until she says otherwise,” replied Raven, licking the remainder of her Rainflower blood from her glass.
“Hiya! What do you need help with?” squeaked Snowy Feather, poking her head out of a portal.
SNOWY FEATHER DU U WANT 30000000000000000 million chunks of fish of all the fish in the world? Then u and the other OC’s must take these mini spray bottles of vinegar and attack the to kits (Blacky and Opalkit) who keep attacking me
“Would anyone like a nice steaming glass of mushroom juice?” Hopfall offers a glass of mushroom juice to the nearest cat.
Navy recoils in horror.
“Uhhh…. I just remembered I have an appointment…..,” Amberpaw says, with a wrinkle of her nose.
“No thank you,” replied Raven nonchalantly, before quickly flying away.
“Uhhhhhhhhhh,” Shimmers mewed. “No, no thanks!” She dashed away to a corner where the smell couldn’t reach her.
Swirly equipped her armor which had a taquito print on it and the quote “keep calm and eat taquitos”. She charged into battle yelling “FOR SQUIRRELFLIGHT!!!” she launched taquitos at the dragons (and also ate them for strength). She glanced at Raven. “Ooo! Where did you get Rainflower’s blood? Totally not trying to get some of Ashfur’s……” she said.
“Gimmie taquito.” Lilykit mewed agressivly. Then she turns back with big, bright blue eyes that sparkled. “Can I pwease have a taquito? And maybe some of Ferncloud’s blood?”
¨NO STEALING BLOOD!¨ Leopardkit screeched while looking terrified. She turns invisible and suddenly the Hazelpage has an upstairs. She appears on the staircase and races upstairs, still looking terrified.
“It’s not actual blood, it’s just blood-colored water with ingredients added to it to taste exactly like your victim’s. Of course, you have to take a few actual samples of your victim’s blood for this to work.”
“How much blood do I need? What if I happen to already have a large storage container available of this uh…fake…blood?”
“Depends on how much blood you use to create your concoction.”
“Sometimes, you may need to drain the whole body.”
“B- I- It- FERNClOuD!!!”
Swirly hands Lilykit a taquito “use it wisely” she mews.
“Yes master!” Lilykit takes taquito, runs to le corner and chomps it down.
Raven twitches her white-tipped ear, blinking. “First, find a way to revive your retrieve your victim. Then, kill them and collect samples of their blood. Next, mix a pitcher of some water and blood-red food coloring, pour some into a small cup, and compare it to your sample blood. Finally, modify your blood-water to taste precisely like your victim’s blood without using any of your victim’s actual blood or anyone else’s blood, and also remember to write down the recipe so you can continue replicating it over and over again.”
“Yes,” continued Raven, holding a glass of Rainflower blood in her paws. “This is not blood from the actual Rainflower.”
“But you still had to kill your victim for that thing though!” Sparkpaw pointed out.
“Okay, you don’t necessarily have to kill your victim, you just have to take a sample of blood.”
Comet jumps across every table in the room, breaking things as she jumps of them. “PARKOUR”
Leopardkit climbs down the stairs and pounces on Lilypaw. ¨Ferncloud is in StarClan.¨ She reminds Lilypaw. ¨TIME TO RUN AWAY FROM THE WORLD!¨ She jumps off of Lilypaw and hides in the smallest corner in the world. ¨EAT EVERYTHING WHILE I´M GONE!¨ She curls up and takes a long nap.
(I won´t be at the Hazelpage for some time)
Amberpaw starts crying. “Nooooooooooo don’t leave us Leopardkit!”
(Byyyyyyeeeeee)
“”NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stay wif us! I won’t drink Ferncloud’s blood!” Lilykit squeaks.
Ravenpaw, Comet’s cousin (and Daydream’s sister) who was told to look at the Hazelpage, stares in indifference. “Yeah, this is fine.”
Daydream saw that her sister was in the Hazelpage
“HUH???”
Daydream saw that her sister was in the Hazelpage
“HUH???” she yowled
“Gah!!”
“HARDCORE PARKOUR” Bloss screams, wondering if anyone got the reference.
Amberpaw yawns. “Hi everyone,” she mews sleepily. “My teacher gave me too much homework. Who wants to have a revolution? LET US DESTROY ALL HOMEWORK ONCE AND FOR ALL!!”
“YEEESSS! Let’s throw hot dawgs!” Lilykit got a little too excited and fell on her back. “Let’s goooo!”
😈 “I’ll bring the mustard ,” Amberpaw purrs wickedly
“Mhuahaha!” Lilykit cackles ridiculously.
“YASSSSSSSSSSSS” violetflower yowled (she’s my oc) * allof my oc’s and hollyfrost start pouring icing on homework and start shredding it after*
springkit swings on a random vine on the ceiling, and screams at the top of her lungs,¨AHHHHH SAVENYAAAAA BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH¨
“Well well well…” Emby says putting her paws and her hips. “I’ve missed this place,” she takes a glass cup and drops it on someones head. “OoOoOo we have dragons?” she calls out smiling chaoticly. “I love dragons.”
Peb rides by on a dragon. “It’s a radio—“ she barely manages not to fall off “—I MEAN RODEO!”
“No, no, no!” Shimmers said, trying (and failing) to block the dragons from Emby’s view. “No dragons to use for chaos here!” she continued as one slammed into her.
Shini swag from a chandelier and hopped on a dragon flying by, “I LOVE VIPER’S DRAGONS!!!” she screeched delightedly as the dragon took a plunge and flew up again, just what Shini wanted
Moonkit is being pummeled by opalkit “Starclan save me”
“Are you okay?”
Flamey runs in through the doors. “HELLO, WORLD!” She shouts before a door hits her in the face. She quickly recovers, jumps on top of a table, and begins to sing in Latin.
“ Volo eram …
Volo eram …
Satis fortes et diliget te
Satis fortes et diliget te
Volo eram …
Volo eram …
Satis fortes et diliget te
Rogandum fortis, fortis,
Satis fortes et diliget te!”
She then jumps to another table and switches songs, this time singing in Hawaiian.
“ Kumu ke aloha i ka manao wale
Kekahi ʻano naʻau
Ke pono ʻoe i ka hoʻōla
Ke wāwahi a pau
Mai noʻonoʻo nui
Akā no ka manawa noho lohi
Kumu ke aloha i ka manao wale
A i kēia manawa hāmama wau, hāmama wau!”
For her finale, she slips off the table, falls on her face, and sings a third song in Indonesian.
“ Kami melakukan segalanya dengan benar dan sekarang saya bertanya
Kemana kita pergi? Oh
Saat doa kita terkabul
Kemana kita pergi? Oh
Saat doa kita terkabul tapi jawabannya tidak
Katakan padaku dimana angin bertiup
Katakan padaku kemana angin pergi
Kemana kita pergi?”
She bows and slips, falling on a couch, where she immediately begins snoring.
(🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪Cookies to whoever can guess what the songs were!)
thank goodness for google translate helping me mod that 😛
Thank goodness for google translate helping me not die of boredom during online school😛
I’m glad it has served us both well
May it forever save the poor souls of quarantined students
😔👊