The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
“HOI.” Rabbitkit yells as she jumps out of a swirling black portal. “How’s yall been?” A swirl of snowflakes follows her out of the portal, freezing the Hazelpage.
“Hoi!!” Hawk mews. Temmy pops up out of nowhere.
“HOI!!!!!”
Moon chills on the top, attempting to free herself from this nightmare. “Why did I follow Hawk here today, again?”
Leopardkit’s clone strolls into the Hazelpage and smiles an evil smile. “Mwahahahhah! Now I shall burn down the Hazelpage!” The real Leopardkit frowns at her and moves near her. “I shall tell you a story. There was a clone named Leopardkit. Then, a dragon came and ate her. She/The dragon was named Flicker. Goodbye fake Leopardkit. At that same moment, Flicker appeared and ate Leopardkit’s clone.
~almost all my oc’s stood there,shivering~
“HAH! i have frost in my name so i don’t get cold!”hollyfrost said
“yea well i have ice in my name and im freezing!” icepaw screeched
“well im a god” hollyfrost said
~complete silence~
Emby streched out. “I’ve stepped out of my void of inactivity on here,” she said, “and just in time for a new page!” she said, smiling. “Now now, does anyone has flamethrowers on sale?” She asked, purring lightly.
Temmy walks over to Emby. “Hoi! We has flamethrowerz on salee toooday! For only 21345678654567876544567876754573426783575878587584864542752876578547527865677654678478544873 G!”
“hm, pretty nice and cheap!” emby said.
do not eat a broom if you are a pro
“What do you mean, ‘do not eat a broom if you are a pro?'” Sparkpaw mewed. “Do not eat a broom, ever!” She pauses. “Umm…. right?”
Hawk eats a broom. “THOU ARE UNABLE TO STOP ME, AND NEVER SHALL BE ABLE TO!”
Moonstar sits in a corner.
Temmy gets ready to sell items that may or may not have no effect on what they’re supposed to do.
hm
Blackys Clone starts eating the forbidden ingredient
“You ate the forbidden ingredient. Now I shall, and must, eat you. And I shalln’t hesitate.” Hawk mewed while nibbling on the clones leg.
(Edit: OH MEH GOSH I CAN STILL EDIT FIRST TIME THIS HAPPENED TO ME!)
oh my god is this clone me
Leopardkit shoves a pot into the Hazelpage. She spills some shiny blue watermelons into the pot and adds some fire to the pot. Next, she adds five thousand pawfuls of emeralds in the pot and stirs with another pot. Leopardkit jumps into the teal blue water and when she pops out, she’s blue. “YAY! I’M BLUE!” She screeches, jumping up and down on a table that says ‘No jumping on this table.’
Hawk pulls up the lyrics to ‘I’m Blue’ from google. He then proceeds to sing ‘I’m Blue’.
Mi inhales. “I’M BLUE LAD E DE LAD E DI-”
Moon karate kicks Hawk. “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” Moon shouts. “THOU ARE NOW SAFE. Feel free to thank me for kicking Hawk.”
“THY HAVE COME AGAIN.” Hawk shouted from the conveniently placed wood pile.
Daydream falls down while listening to in the heights. “I’m sorry I think I was vibing to go hard”
Mistfeather and Taquito have a rootbeer chugging competition. Taquito is victorious. Taquito now burps rootbeer flavored fire.
Lilykit brings five tennis rackets and some tennis balls. “WHo’s ready for some TENNISSSSSSSSSS” Lilykit yowled.
“Little to they know, these tennis balls are filled with an explosive chocolate that will blow up if it’s hit hehe.” she whispers.
“im a pro at tennis,let’s start,shall we?” hollyfrost said in a competitive way.
~she grabbed a real tennis ball,and hit it,it ended up hitting lilykit’s face!~
“im so sorry!” she called
She licked it all the chocolate off. “It’s alright. Quite tasty too!” Lilykit exclaimed. She then served the ball but it exploded in mid-air, covering almost everything in chocolate. “Not again! I can’t to jail again!”
“oh nooooooo” hollyfrost said in slow motion
~she than ran all the way to a softball field and did a home run~ “am i safe?”
“I remember when we all used to write in rhyme,
Oh it was a such a time!
Captain, Redblaze, Ttera and me too,
Would come up with rhymes out of the blue.
Feels like forever, though it was only last year,
What’s that? Is it a deer?
I’d walk around the hazelpage causing chaos and mess,
Putting all the mods’ powers to the test.
Food fights and random activities galore,
Left me coming back each day for more!
Now I’m struggling to rhyme so I will say goodbye,
Inactivity calls me back no matter how hard I try.”
A ghost-like cat spoke this softly from her perch on the rafters. She faded away, not sure anyone had actually heard her, as the realms of inactivity summoned her back, “Aquila.” Gosh how she missed this place…
Amberpaw clapped her
handspaws.“YUSSSSS EAT MY CLONE WHOLE” Blacky SHouts, Moonkit makes an announcement that all clones taste like chocolate while eating Opalkit’s clone – “THEY WERE MADE FROM CANDY IN THE BEGINING!”
Hawk plays dead. “Haha, yes, I totally died from eating too many clones.”
“Can I have, *burp* some uh waffles with choccy puddin’ on top?” Lilykit said, half sleeping half dizzy.
“i want to be a fish” blackie says
“nice to meet you fish,i wanna be a warrior” said icepaw.
~hollyfrost runs up to her and…..~
~ S M A C K S~
~icepaw~
“OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”icepaw yowled
“If you were a fish, I would eat you.” Leopardkit meows, smiling. She nudged a lizard near Flicker (her pet dragon) and Flicker ate it.
*Gets out book I’m currently writing* Hawk prepares to ask a simple question. “WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THE CLOUD TOWER??”
“Jelo there, just making sure that all the birthday preparations are going smoothly, you only have a day left!”
Said Swirly, pointing to her birthday crown that had a number “11” on it, even though it was a day early. “My husband agrees as well.” She said, pulling her life-size cardboard cut-out of Chat Noir (miraculous: the tales of ladybug and Chat Noir) closer. “AND JUST A HEADS UP; WE WILL ONLY BE SERVING TAQUITOS AND WHITE GATORADE” she screeches, climbing up a staircase she spawned with her magic mittens.
Hawk runs for the chicken taquitos. “MINE.”
“DO NOT EAT MY TAQUITO!” Mistfeather yelled becuase she herd the word taquito and immediantly thought her dragon was being eaten.
“Taquitos!?!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR- ok can i have tquitos now?” Lilykit asked with big, round innocent eyes.
“Sure”
*Gobbles it* “Thanks!! And happy birthday!”
“Umm… Who’s Jelo?” Leopardkit asks while eating a jolly rancher.
“Gimme the jolly rancher,” Amberpaw wails.