The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
“Ya-hoo~ I’m back-” Frost paused, as the door closed. She stared at the chaos, and then turned around, “LET ME OUT!” She shrieked as a knife was thrown and barely missed her.
“Dang it,” Silentwisp whispered.
Shimmer’s eyes widened, and another knife missed her. She joined Frost in her useless pleas for help.
“Where to next?” Shimmerkit asked Moonkit, drinking a slurpee. “I really want to blow up Tigerstar’s grave.” Shimmerkit, now a rainbow tabby, drank the last few sips of her slurpee.
Moonkit passes another slurpie, “I was thinking both tigerstars graves” Opalkit nods in agreement.
“Great!” said Shimmerkit, drinking yet another slurpee. “This is gonna be fun!”
“Wait, but Tigerheartstar is still alive,” said Raven, twitching her white-tipped ear. She then opened a portal to space’s control panel, aimed a beam of magic into it, and pulled out Flamehaze’s chainsaw but shrunken to a reasonable size. (just in case you’re wondering, Flamehaze’s chainsaw is a normal chainsaw, but on fire and covered in sulfuric acid)
“Unless…”
Springkit walks through the door
¨SUP GUYS I´M BACK~¨
and upon seeing frostcrystal nearly getting impaled by a knife, smiles and says, “How i´ve missed this.¨
(also PEEPS! on blogclan there is a frostcrystal, and a crystalfrost! :O)
“Haha weird isn’t it? We’re twins that got separated. BUT ANYWAYS, LEAVE BEFORE THEY START TARGETING YOU!” Frost yelled, continuing to run away from someone that had a water gun
Blazestrike looked around, and 10 knives flew at him from different directions. “Protego Totalus!” he screeched. A protective shield appeared around him, and the knives bounced off.
“HIYA, I’M BACK!” Silvy zoomed into the Hazelpage on her new flashy broomstick and landed quite clumsily on the ground.
“Hi, Silvy!” Shimmers cried, running over.
Leopard flew in on Flicker. ¨Hi Shimmer!¨ She meowed. She glanced around the Hazelpage. ¨There is…. hmmm, I was going to say no chaos in the Hazelpage but this is chaos land!¨ She pulled out a shimmering, bright blue sword. She sliced open a secret doorway in the Hazelpage. ¨Coming, anyone?¨ She meowed while she walked in with Flicker.
Daydream opened up a black hole and looked at it. “I’m gonna go keep an animal from Pinestripe’s roleplay hostage” she mewed. She jumped in and later came out, and was heard yelling “VILLAIN ARC POGCHAMP!!!” she crashed back in with Fireblaze, who was clucking, horrified. She yeeted Fireblaze into Blaze’s back. “That might help us with blowing up tnt”
“Unhand me!” Fireblaze snapped, squirming.
Pinestripe gasped, dropping her cup of water. “Fireblaze? What’s she doing here?” she looked from Daydream to Fireblaze, “Aren’t you supposed to be in my roleplay, Fire?”
“Oh, so you think I asked to be dragged here?” Fireblaze retorted, and Pinestripe took a pace back, confused.
It was to late. Daydream was flying off with Fireblaze and was going to use her to light tnt off.
“Give that chicken back!” Shimmers cried, grabbing Fireblaze from Daydream’s paws as she zipped past her. She dashed across the room and quickly gave Fireblaze to Pinestripe.
“I may tolerate stealing the Guardian of Venus’ chainsaw for well-intentioned purposes, but I DO NOT TOLERATE KEEPING SOMEONE ELSE’S OC HOSTAGE!” snarled Ravena, the chainsaw in her paws whirring aggressively. Showers of flame and sulfuric acid flew everywhere.
She then opened her raven wings and chased after Daydream and Blaze, Flamehaze’s chainsaw in paw.
Sunfur walked into the crazy den not knowing what to expect. Immediately he saw badgers flying everywhere and a random cat casting magic spells. Instead of being scared and immediately running out he was amazed. “How does this happen?” he whispered to himself.
“If you’re somehow gonna leave, please let me run with you!” Frost hissed.
“Maybe I should get into the spirit,” Sunfur thought. He grabbed a random glass drink and aimed it a little bit sideways towards Frostcrystal so it wouldn’t hit them. And threw it at their face.
“Welcome to the epitome of craziness, the tavern of trouble, the hectic Hazelpage!” Blazestrike called as he sauntered over. “Expect the unexpected here, and always have a magic spell at the ready.” A flying pig swooped over their heads and Blazestrike quickly fired a spell at it. “Petrificus Totalus! Locomotor Mortis! Stupify!” The pig fell to the floor, frozen and stunned. Grinning toothily at Sunfur, Blazestrike said, “See what I mean?”
Blacky clones start throwing knives. Moonkit sets up a grave blowing map. Of wego! She shouts to shimmerkit. Who is drinking slurpies. “Opalkit get the cannon ready!” “Blacky get some snacks for the dragons!” Blacky nods and grabs some flying pigs.
a knife stabs sidon and he dies. Daydream whipped her head around to a blacky clone, turns into nightmare, and proceeds to try and kill it with a rock. The blacky clone also dies.
Daydream summons a new dragon, Facade. This time she had the same thing that made Mirage unkillable. Then she spotted Tom’s grave. “I FOUND TOM’S GRAAVE COME ONNNNNN”
Daydream snatched the chicken back and placed her on the tnt, blowing up the grave.
Blazestrike hurriedly jumped on Mirage as she used her tough scales to deflect knives. “C’mon!” he shouted as knives and various other weapons flew around them. A battle ax flew past his ear and Blazestrike flinched. “Let’s get out of here, unless you want to be impaled on a spear!” Mirage quickly took off, and the rest of the dragons followed her.
“Oh I’ve already felt that pain” Daydream mewed, this time a spear impaled in her. Facade started blowing soul fire (blue fire) Daydream looked down and saw Millie’s grave. “MILLIE’S DOWN THERE LETS GO”
Hoisting a bazooka onto his back, Blazestrike hurriedly loaded it and aimed it at Millie’s grave. BOOM!!! The shell exploded and sent debris everywhere. It also. destroyed quite a few knives zipping around.
More Blacky clones appear and some bring DarkStalker clones. Moonkit and Opalkit summon an army of hxh, WoF, and Wakfu characters, “ATTACK!!!!!!!!!” Blacky shouts from Blade, with Shimmerkit hanging on to the tail while drinking slurpies. Moonkit shouts “All those who want to save the hazelpage ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” While brandishing a sword, spear, and holds a dagger in her tail. Opalkit (Who is in some very bulky diamond armor) starts pummeling Blacky clones who are eating the secret ingredient which makes them stronger than the entire lionclan
“Woohoo!” yelled Shimmerkit. “This is for you, Pinestripe!!!!!!”
Snapping his fingers, Blazestrike summones multiple dragons. “Sandstorm, Seaspray, Blitz, Blackout, Scarlet, and Shockwave!” he shouts. Then, he jumps on Mirage and charges forward. “For the Hazelpage!”
Exasperated, Daydream wonders if she’s older than the kits. “Phooey” she murmured as she got impaled by Moonkit. Irritated, she whipped her head and stared into her soul. “I’ve gotten stabbed by dark magic once” she hissed glancing at Neverpaw, “and I don’t need to again!” she turned into Nightmare and took out a broomstick, and she started to sweep moonkit out of the hazelpage, completely ignoring the fact that they will overpower her because that’s what children do.
Opalkit turns into a werecat and eats daydream/nightmare and spits her out right into a flying pig, and moonkit is saved by shimmerkit on a very indignant metalwing called silver (blades sister) “I was aiming for a blacky clone, not you!” Moonkit calls to daydream, as she jumps of silver onto blade, who saves daydream while Opalkit is still a werecat and still eating blacky clones.
“I hate this carp”