The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
‘Now when will that Snailpaw come?’ Night’paw said in an annoyed voice while checking the big floating clock on her whisker.
– Snail’paw started eating kiwi (bird) with a spoon –
‘There you are my friend! How do you like being Rick rolled? :)’ nightpaw shrieked happily.
” What about… No..? ” Snail said quietly and putted kiwi and his spoon down.
– Snail’paw started to dance like a worm –
(Coyo joined in immediately )
“Crimes… Crimes everywhere… NOW LET’S GET THAT FLAMETHROWER!” Creations screeched, grabbing the flamethrower and setting fire to the hazelpage… Again.
‘I was getting a bit cold. That fire helped. I will let it be.’ Nightpaw said calmly while flipping 2478 times in mid air
Willa pulled fireworks out of nowhere and threw them into the fire. They sprayed a large flurry of golden sparks all over the Hazelpage with a boom. The air became a spiderweb of smokey streaks.
– Snail’paw stopped dancing and started eating Night’paw’s paw but failed – ScrEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEeeEEeEeEe He screamed.
‘IF YA EATT MAH PAWWW, I EAT YAH FOOT!‘ Lilsson hissed and ate the rest of her wonderful ice cream in one go
Osprey walked into the Hazelpage, then stopped.
“Can’t believe I forgot this place existed,” she muttered, ducking a firecracker that was tossed over her head.
“IKR!!!!!!!!” Screams Willa, chucking another firecracker.
-Wisty entered The Hazelpage-
“First time here! Let’s celebrate with confetti and champagne!
-Wisty grabbed some chopsticks-
” Hmm.. Suspicious. Why I can’t 𝐞𝐚𝐭 the champagne with these sticks?”
Coyotepaw shrugged. “How about we eat the sticks instead?”
“Good idea,Madame Coyoto!” (Can I call you Coyoto?)
-Wisty took her chopsticks and started to chew them-
“Crunchy and wood-ish!” she said gazing around for firecrackers.
“What should I do with the champagne? I guess the plants will love it!” she shrugged tying to reach the plants.
-She poured the expensive champagne all over the plants-
“The plants seem very happy,” says Willa, appearing suddenly. She grabs the chopsticks and starts beating them together in what was almost a rhythm. “This is an interesting instrument” she says
”Ah yes, as a former Venus Flytrap, plants do love champagne.”
(also YES I LOVE COYOTO)
‘Do you have any metal by any chance?Silvy stopped posting sword emojis with cookies and I’m starving’ Snow asked,looking up from eating a chocolate spatula
Snowo left the basement.
‘Ok,Luna,since you and Icee turned the AC back on in my room and now I can’t stash ice cream in there,I’ll live in the fridge’
(Only people from that discord server will get it)
Creations started breakdancing.
Don’t ask why.
Don’t ask how.
Don’t ask when.
Don’t ask where.
Don’t ask what.
Just bask in the chaos.
Drizz starts breakdancing with Creations.
Polara sings a song to the breakdancing duo
Mossi enters and finds herself a good, smol table in the back corner. She watches the chaos. She says nothing, although her mind is whirling with thoughts. She asks for a little cup of tea.
Falconstorm spawned into the Hazelpage and shapeshifted into Rick Astley. She started to sing “Never Gonna Give You Up.”
Mossi watches Falconstorm, desperately trying to block out the noise
WE’RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
WE KNOW THESE RULES
AND SO DO I
TOTAL COMMITMENT’S WHAT I’M
THINKING OF
YOU WOULDN’T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY
IIIIIIIII JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I’M FEELING
GOTTA MAKE YOU
UNDERSTAND
NEVER GONNA GIVE UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND
AND DESERT YOU
Mmmm desserts. 😛
*shoves a potato in Captain Astley’s mouth*
*eats potato whole and starts to sing louder*
Captain Astley sounds like an amazing pen name nglAAAAAJAAHHHHHHHH – Snail’paw screamed in pain –
Moonkit procceds to shoot flaming arrows at Falconstorm, while Blacky attempts to stab them
Creations ate one of the arrows.
“Where’s my prize?”
eh?
“YOU SILLY CAT! THERE IS NO PRIZE AND NOW YOU HAVE DIGESTED A FLAMING ARROW HAHAHAHAHAHA” Pancakekit yelled at Creations
Falconstorm casually dodges the arrows. This was a common occurrence.