The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
(Busts open the door) “I’VE RETURNED!”
“Welcome, young cat!” Loonsong says from her spot on the floor. “Would you like some cheese?” she throws a block of cheese at Jaycloud.
Loonsong suddenly jerks up from the floor. “Bork! Bork is here!” she screams, drawing the attention of every cat on the Hazelpage. “Bork?” askes one in confusion. “Yes!” says Loonsong. “Bork!”
“Who in Starclan’s name is Bork?” askes another cat. “A demon! He will kill us all! Therefor, we must worship him! Offer to him! Bork must be risen!” She announces franticly.
“Bork!” she starts to chant. “Bork!Bork!Bork!Bork!”
Everyone else joins in and the chant becomes a chores.
“Bork forever!”
Bork Bork Bork
“ALL HAIL KING BORK!” screams Willa at the top of her lungs.
Greeting,TwixClan,I has returned
Rabbitpaw storms into the Hazelpage after finishing her math homework and demands an Orange Fanta. She kicks up her paws and relaxes on the bartop. Suddenly her head starts to spin as she recalls a memory from science class.
Her evil teacher said, “Remember…hey, class? You have to pay attention when I’m talking!! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… Remember if you haven’t finished Section A of the Gizmos, it’s homework for tonight!”
Rabbitpaw leaps out of her chair, her eyes going wide. “S–s–science homework??”
She accidentally spills her Orange Fanta on an unfortunate cat trying to spray a can of squeeze cheese and a can of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! into their mouth at the same time on a dare. “SCIENCE HOMEWORK?” Rabbitpaw roars. She then proceeds to summon her Chromebook out of nowhere and smash it repeatedly on the floor and then throw the remains into the fire. “HAHA–SCIENCE HOMEWORK!!!–HA!!” Rabbitpaw scoffs before summoning her magical whiteboard and disappearing into nothing.
Snowpuff pads down to the Hazelpage. She then awkwardly hacks up a hairball containing her pixels she had to eat to protect them from twolegs, and sits down.
“Uh… is vomited pixels alright? If it is, I’ll just take a vole.”
Sunpaw was sat in the corner with all of her imaginary pet cats. She raised her glass of milk and inhaled it, including the glass.
Loonsong notices Sunpaw gathering her cats, even though Sunpaw herself is a cat. “Suspicious…” she whispers to herself, plus her ninety pet cats.
Rabbitpaw notices Sunpaw and Loonsong gathered with their cats even though they are cats, and secretly tries to hide her pet rabbit between her and the wall. Another cat notices and asks, “Hey, is that your snack? Why do you keep food in a cage?” Rabbitpaw shrinks away from him and notices a cat with their jaws stretched around the rabbit in their paw–and then notices that her rabbit cage is empty. She bats the rabbit out of the cat’s paw and huddles in a corner with her rabbit cage hidden behind her, glancing distrustfully around.
Rabbi comes onto the Hazelpage, randomly yells “RELATABLE!!!!” and disappears to go haunt other pages.
“Well, it’s been a while since I’ve been here,” remarked Raven, stretching her black-and-white wings.
“So I’ve heard there were no rules here, right? In that case, I’m allowed to have wings and I can freely perform my demon summoning rituals.”
“Hoi!” says Rabbi. “I remember you? Do you remember me?” She then proceeds with her habit of doing the opposite of everyone else. She orders a pizza and performs an angel killing ritual.
Can i join?! I love demons!! And i have wings too!! Loonsong says as she magically grows red and black dragon wings and horns
YOU’RE BACK SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I MISSED YOU
Violetpaw sat down at a table opening her book and trying to not pay attention to the crazy chaos that was happening.
*Opens door* “I HAVE FOUND THE HAZELPAGE! LET MOI REJOICE IN MY AMAZING DISCOVERY! HARK, YOU HAVE NO RULES? JUST MY TYPE OF PARTY!” Yells Cloudypaw as he enters the Hazelpage, and grabs the ice cream from the just appeared freezer, and proceeds to eat it out of the box.
WELCOME! shouts Loonsong. HAVE SOME CHEESE! she launches cheese towards them.
*lilsson eats the cheese from mid air*
*Cloudy scowls at lisson*
“OI! That was my cheese!”
-:- Cheetahflame grabbed a piece of cheese and stuffed it into his mouth, gobbling up the delicious substance. -:-
Lilsio rides a rainbow dragon on to the roof of the hazelpage, setting the place on fire. ‘IT’S A BIT HOT UP HERE, EH????????’ she screams over the noise of the fire, screaming and dragon noises ‘COULD I HAVE A CUPP OF TEA?????????’
Willa yeets tea at Lilsio’s head. She then curls up next to the fire and starts purring.
‘THANKS FOR TEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!’ lily screams and eats the tea and drinks the cup. ‘NOW MY DRAGON, YOU ARE NOW NAMED ADHESIVE!!!!!!!!!!!’
Cloudy yells to Lisson “CAN ADHESIVE LIGHT MY FLAMETHROWER? I NEED MORE ARSON!”
He starts to chant “ARSON! ARSON! ARSON! ARSON!”
‘OK!!!!!’
“YAY!!!!”
*He proceeds to use Rick’s portal gun to warp out of this reality with lit flamethrower in hand*
-:- Cheetahflame grabbed Lilsson’s tea and attempted to drink it. Lilsson snatched the tea from his paws and stormed away. -:-
‘HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY TEA’
Cloudy screams “YAY ARSON!” as he starts to throw random assorted items into the fire.
Adhesive and lilsio curl up next to the over flown fireplace. Suddnly lilsson is in a T-pose while pixilated and floating to random places
Cloudy starts to throw food at Lisson to stop the lag that was occurring throughout the Hazelpage