The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Loonsong flies around the Hazelpage, blasting Hamilton music, and throwing cheese and demons.
“OH yES hAmIlToN” Primrosepaw says as she lets her eardrums get blasted by the music
“I want some more cheese with my demon” yelled Letti as she threw chedder at everyone
✨Cheese fireworks✨fall from the sky as guns and ships blasts at top volume.
Onyx Watches in the background silently eating Shredded mozzarella. “🎶Snappin’ one, two, where are you. Youre still in My Heart, still in My heart. Snappin’ three, four, dont need you here anymore. Get out of my heart, heart.🎶”singing that to her crush she randomly hates. Over text on WhatsApp.
Magnolia begins dancing and screaming You’ll Be Back at the top of her lungs. She then proceeds to throw more cheese around the room.
Marblerose saw a potato for the first time in 100 years. “oH sTaRcLaN wHaT iS tHaT?!” she screamed.
Plot-twist, the potato is actually a really THICC boi frog.
Plot-twist, the really THICC boi frog is actually a cute toad in my hair.
she scree ‘AJbgAJgbuAJAbgJbyguAJAHygyAJAHbgJAHAJAybybgHybgAJbuAHbygbgybgAbbgyAJAhygJbygHAAJhJAhJahbgyajHajbugyHaajbgyuHajabgyuhjhajbyguhajbgyuhxjxhcbiehq dmoqwojcnhfeo qoenohffu 93r’
the potato bonks on hea-
tbh im smh idc lol c u
INTRENET CACHTING FLYBUTTERSSSSSSSSSSS
she run
Primrosepaw proceeds to summon white cheese into the Hazelpage and throws the cheese everywhere
Magnoliapaw jumps up and eats some cheese. She then releases moldy cheese into the Hazelpage.
Marblerose ate some cheese, then threw mouldy cheese at *insert someone’s name here*
Shadepaw burns everything to the ground to get rid of a tiny spooder on the ceiling
Marblerose screamed
Creationkit grabs a flamethrower, and some cookie dough.
“COOKIES! COOKIES! PEANUT BUTTER! CHOCOLATE CHIP! OATMEAL AND CREAM CHEESE!”
Moonkit proceeds to eat the cookie dough (Raw) while Blacky dances around in the shredded mozzarella that Stormy is making fall from a black abyss in the ceiling. Blacky starts singing, “ITS SNOWING MOZZARELLA OUTTA DA SKY. ITS SNOWING MOZZARELLA AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Wolfbite walks into the cafe with a big cake, setting it beside him and sitting down, waiting for cats to leap for each other’s throats for a morsel of the 5-layer cake.
Ashenpaw walks in, see’s the chaos, and starts screeching.
Marblerose screeched louder to assert dominance.
*t-poses*
*screeches so spaghetti starts falling onto cats’ heads*
Dusko enters the room. She says nothing and slowly slides over to the cafe that just happened to grow from the ground. She grabbed the Doritos and choco milk as the chaos continued to erupt around her.
loonsong leaps into the room. “Demons!” she shouts, running around the room, knocking everything over. “Demons are coming!” “DeMoNs!!!!” she hides under a table and stays there.
*knocks table over*
oh hazelpage how i’ve missed you
*listens to blasted hamilton music as they eat raisins*
“DemOnS aRe CoMiNG??????!!!” Nightlily screeched in panic.
“I hAVeN’t eAtEN tHE cHocOLaTe yET” she cried, crying rainbow juice
Lilsson screamed and started stuffing chocolate into her mouth, sending tiny pieces bouncing from the walls in The Hazelpage for eternity.
Silverkit walks into the bar and sits ” Lemonade please” She sighs and puts her head on her paw. [ im new to role-play so…]
“How can you be so calm in a time of cheese and Hamilton and demons and COMPLETE CHAOS like this?” Wolfbite asks, watching the cheese fall from who knows where.