The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
“Wow, its really calm in here” A silver orb appears for a second and then disappears in her paw.
“Wow, it is really calm, here most of the time its bonkers.” A silver orb appears in her paw while she’s sipping her lemonade. A target appears and she yeets the orb at the target, somehow she hits it. She grabs her laptop and starts to watch minecraft empire S2 videos, while yelling”I LOVE LDSHADOWLADY!”
[ anyone here?]
Im here! Do you want to do a role-play here? Its been boring having no-one to RP with.
Yes!
Yes!
I am.
After 6 hours of watching videos Silverkit is at last bored of it she has also had 12 lemonades and is on the point of a sugar high.
”Gimmegimmegimme.” said Astro, waving at the lemonade.
“Do you wanna drink Echoclaw?” Silverkit says. Six targets appear and she nails all of them with fireballs. While sipping her 13 lemonade, she then teleports up to the ceiling still holding her lemonade.
“Sure!”Echoclaw walks up to the bar and orders some Milk, ” How do you do that fireball thing anyway?” While she’s waiting for Silverkit’s reply she opens her laptop and starts reading River on Archive, While humming I know its today. Then she sees something on her laptop alert app she installed, ” There’s been a Blue rabbit sighting in Australia, do you want to check it out Silverkit?”
“Count me in!” She teleport down from the ceiling, and then grabs her laptop and lemonade. She then teleports out the door, then teleports back in. “Is anyone else coming? [ who ever wants to join the RP can, of course.]
“I don’t know if anyone else is in the Hazlepage, also do you have to bring your Lemonade?” She drinks the rest of her milk in one go, then grabs her laptop. “Come on!”
She runs out the door.
“Of course I do!” Silverkit yells at Echoclaw, sipping at it, ” Its the greatest thing of all time!”, she runs after Echoclaw, yelling to wait for her.
Acornpaw does a wiggle before going up to the counter. “Do you got any cinnamon rolls?” She asked, pulling out her money launcher. “Sksksksksksksk and I oop and I oop.” She mewed, pulling out her hydro flask
” Ohhh a person[Cat?].” Silverkit teleport back in to the Hazlepage. “Wanna join us to find the Blue Rabbit?” She then teleports behind the counter, “Here’s the cinnamon roll.”
Hello guys
Moonli sees Acornpaw and the others at the bar and goes to sit with them. “Hey guys! Tmr is my school anniversary performance. I’m supposed to be singing in choir.” She said, grabbing her wallet for some money to order her lemonade
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“Ohh, I’m in trying to get into the Never Ending Story.” She grabs a glass and some Lemonade. “Hey Echoclaw!” She yells. She then pours the Lemonade out into the cup, while humming a random song.
Osprey is disturbed by Sparky turning into a VSCO girl
And I oop and I oop
AAaaaaAaAAaaaaAaaa
“NOOO IM MARRIED TO A VSCO GIRLLL!” Yowled Pilot, rubbing her paws down her face.
PILOT WHYYYY
“Ah hello” Goldclaw says cheerily. “I heard everyone is looking for the Blue Rabbit”
“Yes.” Silverkit woke up from her nap on the table.
[ Glad you found the Hazlepage!]
Echoclaw runs in and sits at the bar. “Sorry, I fell alsleep outside.” She sits at the bar. “So are we going to find the Blue Rabbit?”
“Why, hello. Yes, I still exist,” says Willa, after months of sitting silently in the corner, sipping root beer, taking naps, eavesdropping, unleashing plagues of evil stinky skunkbeetles, setting Sparky’s tail on fire, and eating pizza, you know, the usual.