The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
boa slams the door open “player graham’s number has joined the game”
Silverkit starts running around giving everyone cookies and singing Happy birthday to you. ( Chaos time!)
Hollypaw joins in, jumping from chair to chair with a cookie on her head. It falls, and she catches it in her mouth.
The cookie breaks in half and falls on the edge of a chair, spraying chocolate chips and crumbs everywhere. “Oops!” Hollypaw leaps away. (More chaos needed, or I will summon the aliens from page 3!)
Woah I didn’t even know this page existed. :0
Silverkit opens a black hole in the middle of the room and her cookies get sucked in, she then jumps into the black hole screaming COOKIES FOREVER! ( It is hard to find I’m not sure how many Blogclanners know about the page, I had to ask a mod a bit back for the link).
Sandpaw, who is quite hungry and craving cookies, jumps into the black hole after Silverkit, attempting to grab her cookie.
Sweetpaw was making an effort to stay awake.
“I wish I’d slept last night…”
I WANT A COOKIE GIMMIE A COOOOKKKKKIIEEEEEE!!!! Lynxpaw screams while dancing on a piano and drinking coke
Sandpaw, who has now escaped from the black hole with Silverkit’s cookie, grabs all the cookies from the bar so Lynxpaw can’t have any. MY COOKIES!!! Sandpaw yowls.
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO” Lynxpaw yells
Primrosepaw starts summoning oatmeal raisin cookies while screeching “OATMEAL RAISIN RISEEEEEEE”
Primrosepaw starts blasting Dear Evan Hansen song in midst of chaosA
Marblerose calmly eats cinnamon rolls in a corner.
Ashenpaw joins in, eating loudly.
“WHO’S EATING LOUDLY?” Marblerose hisses
Silverkit emerges from the black hole and grabs Sandpaw’s cookies then proceeds to play the panio with her feet.
Ashenpaw jumps on the piano, breaking the keys.
Primrosepaw starts summoning T-Posing fish
Ashenpaw eats the fish.
Primrosepaw begins to play the recorder terribly
Ashenpaw grabs her trumpet and plays Encanto songs.
Silverkit grabs the trumpet and turns it into a cookie, then pulls a Harmonica out of thin air and starts playing a upbeat tune. ( I guess I have magic now)