The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
“It’s my birthday…” Hollykit grins evilly before saying, “so that means I’m Dinosaurhollykit for the rest of the day!”
‘:0 cool also happy birthday :33’
“Thanks :D” Dinosaurhollykit says.
“Happy Birthday!” Creations screeches. “Mine is in nine days! And this year I become an apprentice!”
“Poggers.”
“happy birthday!” dino says while running in the opposite direction. “wait hang on I’m a dinosaur too.” he morphs into dinosaurdinosaurpaw
“Together we shall TAKE OVER THE HAZELPAGE AS DINOSAURS >:3” Dinosaurhollykit was about to laugh manically, but realized it would probably break the other cats’ ears, so she just said “Hah.”
dino does not care about other people so he laughs evilly anyways before smashing the piano
“Happy birthday!” Sparkpaw puts down her Bluestar’s Prophecy book and summons a birthday cake. Then she sees the Dinosaurhollykit and Dinosaurdinosaurpaw as dinosaurs and summons a wall around herself before picking up her book and continuing to read.
Dinosaurhollykit inhales the cake.
“Happy birthday, Hollykit,” Scorchmist says.
“Thank you,” Dinosaurhollykit replies, bowing down (or at least tries to).
“happy b-day, Dinosaurhollykit! And since physics are on vacation. . .” Flakepaw spawns a random drawing of dinohollykit, “Yeet!” Flakepaw rolls away after handing it over. He jumps onto a seat spawns carrots and starts continuing her fanfiction and eating carrots
“Ehhh… sorry, but they came back a few days ago. See?” Sparkpaw breaks the wall around herself and lights a random Christmas tree on fire. Then she accepts that she will not be able to read through the chaos and instead summons a bowl of popcorn. She leaps up onto the rafters to watch.
Scorchmist rushes into the tavern laughing maniacally. “The king has been overthrown! Who want to take over the world with me?” She yells, spilling Cherryade everywhere and slicing the Christmas tree in half with her lightsaber.
“I would love to, but I’m currently taking over the Hazelpage with Dinosaurdinosaurpaw,” Dinosaurhollykit replies sadly.
“For a moment I thought your profile pic was a Bright Guardian Akira image-” Skye says. Then she smiles and shouts: “🎂 ⋆ 🍇 🎀 𝐻𝒜𝒫𝒫𝒴 𝐿𝒜𝒯𝐸 𝐵𝐼𝑅𝒯𝐻𝒟𝒜𝒴❢ 🎀 🍇 ⋆ 🎂”
*grabs lightsaber*
“Together we shall rule the galaxy…” Lilacpaw evilly says, putting on her Darth Vader mask
Scorch snaps their fingers and candy canes fall from the ceiling. “Fear the candy canes!” They add quitely, “If you want to. They’re delicious food beings.”
*Gobbles twenty in one minute*
“HAHAHAHA I LOVE CANDY CANES >:D” Cheetahheart yowled
Hollykit (who is not a dinosaur anymore, sadly, because of it not bring her birthday anymore), sniffs, and says “Does anyone else feel nostalgic about the first page of the Hazelpage?”
“Ehr, wasn’t here, joined this year”, Skypaw says in a sing-song voice. “StarClan, I feel young.”
“Sadly I was but a mere child and do not remember the first page, but I was here in 2020, so I got to see before 100 pages of madness,” Creations mews solemnly.
“Me too, actually. It’s just weird.”
“Is Sky out yet?” Silverkit asks because she’s been waiting for it for ages. (Also love the snowflake decor on the wallpaper)
“The sky? It’s been there since the beginning of the Earth!”
Cheetahheart burst out laughing
Flakepaw continued eating the bottomless bag of carrots while ready the book but getis up and walks on the walls then hangs upsidedown while reading. He looks up(wait is it up or down now!) Then giggles.
“Look i’m eating carrots and reading a book while standing on the ceiling!” He starts giggling crazily and bouncing off the walls(literally) then turns into a lion cub and eats more and more and reads more and more. Flakepaw is going crazy.
Primrosepaw grabs a piece of holly and stares at it, then throws it into the fire then jumps onto the counter nearby, “WHERE ARE THE COOKIES ATTT???”
meanwhile, everyone with the prefix holly suddenly dies
Creations watches madness before dropping the cookies that were magically zapped into xyr paws.
They then start screaming at the sky.
“This is why I don’t bring cookies; you’ve all gone mad!”
“WE ALL GO MAD SOMEDAY-“
“i think we were all already mad. just no one noticed.”
“facts”
“dinosaurhollykit are we still taking over the hazelpage?” asks dinosaurdinosaurpaw
“Yes, we are,” replies DInosaurhollykit.
Hazel peeks in through a window and the starts throwing snowballs at everyone
“Snowball fight!!” She shouts
Creations puts a spoon in the snow and then walks away.
“Madness is key,” ae cackles.
Scorchmist graves her #SnowBow and starts heaping snow into it. It misfires and covers everything in snow. She emerges from a pile of snow, shivering.
“OOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH” Primrosepaw yowls while grabbing some snow from outside (the snow was totally not from the snow cone machine nearby,nooo)
Lilacpaw starts speed-making snowballs and throws them at everyone Elf style
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“Huh?” Silverkit shrugs and continues to pelt Flakepaw with snowballs.
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Flakepaw stats on the roof reading and eating till a snowball gets thrown at him.
“YOU DARE INTERUPT MY EATING AND READING! I SHALL DOMINATE THIS SNOWBALL FIGHT!” Flakepaw roars and grabs snow throwing it but it hits the ground weakly.
“Oof.” (Feel free to team up on me)
Silverkit immediately starts pounding Flakepaw with snowballs because apparently Silvster’s a pro at everything.
Hazel throws a snowball at Flakepaw but missed because their aim sucks
Creations laughs maniacally.
“SOON I BECOME AN APPRENTICE! Just four more days!” It then devours an entire gingerbread house.
“Congrats! I’ll be one in about 150 days or something…” Hollykit looks off into the void sadly.
Lilacpaw makes another gingerbread house because Creations just ate hers that she took her eye off for a singular second
“CONGRATULATIONS,SOON YOU WILL HAVE THE TRUE-TRUENESS OF BEING AN APPRENTICE”