The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
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Moss frowns and snaps her fingers to make a piano appear. She then proceeds to play Do You Hear What I Hear? and Answering on repeat. Woodheart’s music and her music sound very good together.
(these are two songs I can actually play lol)
Flakepaw ducks and makes her hook and carrots poof as he covers his head from the snowballs being thrown at him then he poofs out of thin air and appears behind them as a lion.
“I am now Lionflakepaw! Fear me!” He grabs snow but slips on a bannana peel falling and all the snow he picked up falling on his head and a tree fell on him after his fall shoke the floor.
“Oof. I am really bad at everything. I am so accident prone.” Lionflakepaw struggled under the tree
“First time getting squashed under a tree? happened to me once- pretty cool until the tree self-destructs”
Moonshade plays jazz and suddenly the trumpets and saxophones burst out in song along to Mossflame, Woodheart, and hers music
TIS BEAUTIFUL
Primrosepaw barges in with cookies stuffed in her mouth “PIANO? THEN WE MUST CREATE A WHOLE BAND/ORCHESTRA!”
Moonshade comes in with her trumpet before blaring out the music to the star wars theme
(I guess it’s the darth vader one :P)
Scorch plays their brother’s trumpet terribly, appearing beside Moonshade. “I- totally- did- not- steal- Nightmist’s- trumpet!” They add hastily.
(My brother’s name will be Nightmist because why not)
“that’s fine”
“As
a
dinosaur
i
will
be
a
good
trumpeter”
“i
can
provide
the
triangles”
“i
will
help”
“as
dinosaurs
we
will
carry
more
triangles”
“Yes! That’s a great idea!” Scorchmist says. She snaps her fingers and makes the #Crazy Anarchist band from a few pages ago re-appear.
“I can be the first violin of this orchestra!” Scorch says. “Well, it means both the position and literally.” They add.
I CALL PIANIST *starts playing carol of the bells*
“Me too!” Sparkpaw pushes her off the piano and begins playing a very fast piece that has nothing to do with Christmas.
“icallpretendingtobabletorememberhowtoplaythepianoeventhoughican’tbecauseiplayeditforlike5yearsbutthenquitbecausetheteacherwasscarysonowican’tplayanymore”
Creations drags a bassoon along and plays an entire scale in D-flat major twice.
” B i g f u n n y w o o d w i n d . “
“I shall be the lead singer!” Lilacpaw announces before screaming so loud she hurts everyone’s ears.
“Play Rush E, or I’ll turn into Dinosaurhollykit!” says Hollykit as soon as she spots the pianos.
RAWR
dinosaurmoonshade yowls, knocking over things in her new, powerful dino form
“should i add you to the dinosaur drawing?’ growls dinosaurdinosaurpaw as he stomps on the pianos
YES
rawrs dinosaurmoonshade as she plays RUSH E on all five pianos at once
Moss morphs into dinosaurmosspaw and screams.
just screams
HELLO EVERYONE. THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT ALERT
SOMETHING VERY BAD HAS HAPPENED
DONT CRY PLEASE
.
.
.
WE ARE OUT OF CANDYCANES *starts panicking*
AHHHHHHHHH
*sits down*
Well we still have hot coco *takes a sip*
Sparkpaw watches without amusement. “You know we still have something like sixteen containers of candy cane ice cream in there.” She points to the freezer before turning into dragonsparkpaw and setting fire to the Christmas tree because she can.
dinosaurdinosaurpaw barfs up some candycanes
“No thanks, I don’t want half-digested candy canes,” Pandaflame grimaces.
“Good job, Dinosaurdinosaurpaw!” exclaims Dinosaurhollykit. She barfs up some extra candy canes, then makes sure to sanitize all of the candy canes.
thank you for being very clean
dinosaurmoonshade thanks dinosaurhollykit vigourously
dinosaurmoonshade stares at the candycane chunks
“candy canes are gross anyway”
she rawrs as she begins to devour candy corn by the pawfuls
“THE COCOA IS FINE BUT NOT THE CANDYCANES WE CAN NOT SURVIVE WITHOUT THEM” Primrosepaw panics
Lilacpaw would panic before she remembered she didn’t like mint so therefore she didn’t like candy canes.
Then she remembered everyone else liked candy canes so she started panicking again because no one who likes candy canes should go without them.
Sparkpaw grabs one of the pianos and somehow lifts it up in the air. She then jumps onto it and begins playing a random level 6 or 7 (in piano levels) piece because she can.
Frostpaw gently walks along the stage, tears streaming down her face as her eyes glisten with tears. Her paws shake and tremble, and she releases a quivery sigh. Her gaze seems to carry such emotion that cannot be put into words.
After what seems like an eternity, she prods the microphone weakly with her paw. Her voice is wobbly, as if she had been crying.
“I’m never going to give you up. Or let you down. Or run around, or desert you. I’m never going to make you cry,” her voice got louder and more passionate as she stomped her foot due to the pure emotion she was feeling. “I’m never going to say goodbye! And I’ll never tell a lie and hurt you.”
(this is beautiful. a cinematic masterpiece.)
(indeed it tis)
dinosaurmoonshade watches in awe at Frostpaw’s performance, before clapping her giant dinosaur paws
“I’ve never seen anything more beautiful in my whole life!” she declares
“That was awesomely awesome! Brought me to tears,” overdramatically announced Hollykit.
“SO ORIGINAL! AMAZING!” Cheetahheart applauds through tears of wonder
Scorchmist starts crying and falls of her chair. “That was beautiful…” she whispers.
Primrosepaw stares in shook, she has never been that amazed and touched by heart her entire life and claps
“Beautiful! Such a beautiful masterpiece!” Scorch cries.
“Beautiful, truly beautiful.” Lilacpaw would say before wiping away tears.
dinosaurmoonshade frowns at the tavern
“there are no christmas treeeeeees”
she conjures a magical wand and uses the power of dinosaurs to put a huge tree in the center of the tavern
presents for each and every BlogClanner sit neatly underneath
“i know, I’m great, no need to remind me,” dinosaurmoonshade meows happily, grabbing her own present, which happens to be a SkyClan sweatshirt that she has wanted for years
Scorchmist unwraps her present, finding a red lightsaber with a engraved handle. She starts laughing maniacally, experimentally swinging her new lightsaber and setting fire to the tree and presents.
SCHORCHMIST BE CAREFUL WITH THAT THING YOU ALMOST DECAPITATED ME
“don’t worry, lilacpaw, she’s been doing that for the past three pages and no one died yet. i hope at least.”
“Wait, I haven’t heard from (insert someone who commented a bit ago and hasn’t commented again) in a bit…”
“SCORCHMIST DID YOU ACTUALLY KILL THEM???”
“Maybe…” replies Scorchmist ominously.
“Oooo ive been good too” Cheetahheart grabs a present which turns out to be the lego set she has always wanted
“oh, thanks!”
Creations looks at the tree. Then the BlogClanners. Then the tree again. Then the cats. Tree. Cats. Tree. Cats. And then they attempt to knock over the tree because they felt like causing chaos.
“NOT THE SACRED CHRISTMAS TREEE! 🙁
WE NEED IT TO SURVIVE!!!”
“GASP” yells dinosaursdinosaurpaw as he opens his. it is coincidentally the dinosaur hairclip that cost twenty dollars and broke the first time he used it so he turned it into a badge/pin thing and whilst it was drying it disappeared.
Lilacpaw would find her present and open it. Inside there was one of the original Hatchimal toys that they stopped making! Lilacpaw would cry tears of joy as she never thought she would see one of those again! (I’m so sad they stopped making those. Those big Hatchimal toy things you would take care of and it would hatch were my childhood😭 Do any of you guys remember them?)
(:0 OH THOSE ONES- yeah!- however my Hatchimal oofed after like a day or two 0-0)
“Guys I have a link to my name now—do ya like it?” Hollykit asked, shoving the news into everyone’s faces.
“IT’S COOL”
dinosaurmoonshade flails her paws at the food before finding a section of pop tarts
“THIS IS HEAVEN”
she mumbles through a mouthful of unfrosted strawberry Pop Tart
Primrosepaw dives into the table, “FREEE FOOOOOOOD!1!!!1!11”