The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Scorch snaps her fingers and creates a glinting tree made of white candy canes. They they snap their fingers again and makes edible candy canes appear on the ‘branches’ of the candy-cane-tree.
“why would you need that when i can do this?” dinosaurdinosaurpaw vomits candycanes once more.
“>:0, YUM SAVE SOME FOR MEEEEEEE!!!”
Lilacpaw would notice the food that appeared and sprint toward the table to grab the pizza and ran into a corner so no one would eat the pizza except her.
Lilacpaw would look up from her schoolwork and wonder how many Christmas trees the Hazelpage has gone through so far because of Scorchmist and other people destroying them. But mostly Scorchmist.
dinosaurmoonshade sighs at all the burnt Christmas trees
“I’ll fight back!” she yowls suddenly, pulling out a dual-bladed yellow lightsaber and launching into battle with scorchmist
Lionflakepaw blinks and gets up as the tree self-destructs on him. He shakes and takes out an infinite bowl of his favorite icecreams with skittles, oreos, smarties, jelly beans, MnMs, and so much more candies on a large swirl of whipped cream and a lot of chocolate syrup.
“WHO WANTS ICECREAM!” He then spawns a long table with a lot of bowls full of the icecream.
“ME” dinosaurdinosaurpaw consumes all the icecream, but not before vomiting candy canes on it first.
“MEEEEEEEE” Lilacpaw would scream chaotically before cannon-balling into the pile of ice cream and toppings.
“MEEEEEEEEE” Primrosepaw screeches flinging herself from the food table into the icecream
MEEEEEEEEE dinosaurmoonshade whips out two ice cream scoops from her cowboy belt and dives in
Primrosepaw suddenly impacted by all the food and sugar she consumed goes on a sugar rush wrecking havoc everywhere while quoting Donald Duck
Moonpaw summons a drumset and some timpani, as well as a marimba and begins to play a beat (on drumset )going along with the background music. Blacky drags a 3 music stands over and bounds over to the marimba… Storm grabs some mallets and joins them on the timpani.
“Okay, that’s it.” Hollykit goes backstage and steals 10 pianos. She begins to grow five more arms and plays Rush E.
dinosaurpaw ,who is not to be bested, grows six more arms
and then just stands there awkwardly having no idea what to do with eight arms
I find it really weird and awesome how the Hazelpage went from complete inactivity to being super active just this month 😛
I KNOW RIGHT dinosuarmoonshade rawrs across the tavern while battling the invisible man with her lightsaber
It started as your average discussion page, (dead) to this chaotic mess, and I’m loving it XD
“It was all because of me,” Scorchmist says proudly, posing and holding her new lightsaber like Joan of Arc.
“no i think it was me” dinosaurdinosaurpaw says, knowing he is about to start a fight
Same 😛
Hi lol
“g r e e t i n g s”
“Hello,” Scorchmist purrs.
“Greetings and salutations”
“Hey Doc!” Scorch greets Plaguepaw.
Lionflakepaw eats so much icecream he falls asleep instantly. Of course he expects that you guys would draw on his face like yeah.
allosaurusallosauruspaw starts drawing a mustache on Lionflakepaw’s face. “Voila! Beautiful! A Masterpiece!”
dinosaurmoonshade gasps
“I would never!” she says, hiding a bundle of markers behind her back innocently
dinosaurdinosaurpaw steals a marker from dinoasurmoonshade attmps to draw on lionflakepaw’s face but as he is currently a t-rex he cannot reach his face without falling
dinosaurmoonshade takes her marker back and uses her stubby t rex hands to draw dinosaurs all over lionflakepaw’s face
Dinosaurhollykit, who loves drawing, opportunistically takes some markers by a fishing rod (because of her stubby T. Rex arms) and draws dinosaurs and cats all over Lionflakepaw’s face while carefully handling the fishing rod that she conjured from thin air.
“OOOH LET ME TRy-” Primrosepaw doodles a ton of thin Shreks on Lionflakepaw before burning the marker and getting new ones
Scorch turns into Scorchlight-harpy and draws a huge macaw with their talons.
Skye wakes up from upstairs. “What did I miss?” She asks sleepily.
“Wait, you were here?” Dinosaurhollykit is surprised. “I thought you were at the fourth dimension. Um, hello.”
“you missed the unholy sacrifice of Christmas trees” Primrosepaw mews solemnly
Harpy Scorch yells from second floor. “We all turned into dinosaurs!”
She blinks in confusion. “Fourth dimension? Okay…Wait you all turned to dinosaurs?” She gasps, then tilts her head. “Alright-“
Primrosepaw flops and then gets squished by a Christmas tree
“Oh no,” Hollykit mourns. “Whatever should we do. You terrible Christmas tree. Ahh.” She takes a lightsaber and points it to the Christmas tree with the most enthusiasm as possible.
“i’m okay i think…! the tree tastes like coal though…” Primrosepaw mews under the Christmas tree
“Oof.” Harpy Scorch murmurs sympathetically and swings her green lightsabers (which are the exact replicas of the movies) like General Grievous toward the pine needle-leaves.
(Wha- when did they add this? WHAT IN THE WORLD?) *Peeks her head through the window*
idk
dinosaurmoonshade rawrs
it kind of just *exists* she says dramatically while doing jazz hands
Scorchmist laughs maniacally and starts throwing snowballs at Owlpaw’s head. “The world is ending!” She yells.
“IT’S UNBELIEVABLE!1!11! SHREK WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!”