The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Flamepaw is just walking along on her merry way until she sees a light on in the Hazelpage. Tentatively, she opens the door to find the Hazelpage in its chaotic glory yet again. Just as she remembers it. She runs back to grab some stuff and comes back with a giant bottle of Coke, disco lights, a boom box that’s currently blasting the Hamilton soundtrack, and fireworks. “IT’S BACK Y’ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” she exclaims happily, smiling somewhat psychotically, as she joins in on the chaos yet again. “I MISSED THIS PLACE!!” she grins as she kisses the floor, which she quickly regrets. “Ugh. The walls taste much better.” She shrugs and starts spraying the bottle of Coke on everyone and everything.
Edit: wowzers new pageee
Solarpaw struts in behind Flamepaw and ducks to avoid being splashed by the Coke. “Wow, Flam!” she laughs, pulling out a box of Altoids and popping five in her mouth. She looks around in search of someone to challenge. “Anyone wanna see how many mints I can eat at once? Bet I can outdo you!”
“ME!” Hollypaw stuffs eighteen in her mouth. “Can’t beat that!”
Flam proceeds to dump half the box in her mouth. “Heh… Maybe this was a mistake…” she grins as the mintiness makes her eyes water. She bends down to drink some lemonade, gagging. “…All good…” she coughs as she crouches down, her tongue literally on fire.
Hollypaw pours water into Flam’s mouth to put it out.
“YAY IT’S OPEN!!!!!” Stripepaw burst though the door, and started doing cartwheels for absolutely no reason. Finally she noticed Flamepaw. “HELLO!!! CAN I DRINK YOUR COKE????” she grabs a coke without even waiting for Flamepaw’s reply, and gulps it down.
“THIS IS GREAT!!! NEED MORE!!!” Stripepaw started running around, because she had gotten a sugar rush.
“Finally, the re-construction of the Hazelpage is over!” Dawnpaw happily yowls. “Now we can tear it down all over again!”
She grabs a CAT truck from somewhere over the rainbow and makes a random megaphone that appears say, “MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, SNOW COMING THROUGH!” she piles the truck thingy full of the white powder and smacks it onto the building, making it wobble around. “SNOWBALL FIGHT!”
Click to Edit – 4 minutes and 35 seconds
You really got me with that click to edit thing 😛
“NOOOOOOOOO!” Stripepaw shouts as she gets covered in snow.
i just came in here since people were talking about the hazelpage opening 😛 anyways, cya im not going to join this page
Mallowpaw runs to StarClan and quickly swipes Doritos from Firestar. He leaps back down to the Hazelpage and perches himself on top a shelf full of tinted glasses, turns on some Taylor Swift, and watches the BlogClanners come back to the Hazelpage.
Hollypaw steals one of Mallowpaw’s Doritos.
Leopardpaw sneakily steals one of Hollypaw’s Doritos.
Then she hands Mallowpaw a shrimp cracker that she was technically supposed to give to her on the other page.
“GIVE ME SHRIMP CRACKERRRRRRRRRR”
“HERE’S THE SHRIMP CRACKERRRRRR” Leopardpaw yelled at the top of her lungs while throwing socks she just bought from Target all over the room.
After handing a shrimp cracker to Hollypaw, she stood on one of the couches.
“GUYS WHO HERE LIKES VANILLA ICE CREAM MORE THAN CHOCOLATE???” she yelled.
“ME” Mallowpaw screamed as he jokingly glared at Stripepaw and Hollypaw. “But strawberry tops them both!”
“I DON’T!!!!! I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!!!” Stripepaw shouts loudly.
Hollypaw removes a sock that had landed on her head. “NOT ME!!!” she yelled back. “AND ALSO THANKS FOR THE SHRIMP CRACKER!!!” she eats it.
Stripepaw steals the rest of Mallowpaw’s Doritos and puts them all in her mouth at the same time. “Yum!” she says happily, then realises she is in danger and runs for her life.
Dawnpaw turns off the TS music and puts on something actually good >:D
“CARE FOR SOME FOO FIGHTERS!?” she scream out as she puts on The Pretender.
“NOOOOO BRING BACK THE TAYLOR SWIFT YOU MONSTER” Hollypaw shrieks.
“YEAH WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS???????????????????? IT IS CLEARLY EVIL” Stripepaw shouted.
“SEE?! TWO TO ONE DAWNY WE WIN!!! NOW TURN ON BLANK SPACE OR ELSE.”
Wynn enters the brightly lit tavern, admiring the festive atmosphere. “Cool. Hazelpage is back!” She yells and turns into her Harpy form. She then creates a 5-meter-tall Christmas tree in a random corner, decorating it with bright lights. “Anyone think it’s time for getting into holiday spirits?”
“MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” Hollypaw starts singing Jingle Bell Rock at the top of her lungs.
Leopardpaw grins. “Look I can fit a Christmas tree in my mouth!” 5 seconds later a Christmas tree pops out of nowhere and disappears even faster. “Guys where did it go?”
Solarpaw grabs a radio sitting on a far table and cranks up the volume – it’s playing Jingle Bell Rock. The sound of Christmas music echoes around the room as the tree gleams brightly from the corner. Solarpaw crouches down in a corner and pulls out a wad of wrapping paper and a bag full of gifts and begins to wrap presents for her fellow Blogmates, humming to the music.
Dawnpaw trots over to Solsers, disrupting her from her present-wrapping, and whispers, “Ooh,did I get something? Or did you forget me and got a present for everyone else?” she goes to cry in the corner, forgetting Sols didn’t answer yet.
😛
Leopardpaw hops over to Dawnpaw’s corner and hands her a giant chicken. “Here’s your present!”
Dawnpaw looks up at her suffix buddy’s face, and eats the chicken whole. WIth the feathers and everything. “Tank yo!” she says, though nobody understands because of the chicken stuffed in her mouth.
“NOOOO HALLOWEEN IS BETTER THAN CHIRSTMAS!!!” Stripepaw turns into a witch cat and starts chanting a evil spell. “CHIRSTMAS BE GONE, HALLOWEEN RULE!!!!” Suddenly, the whole entire tavern turns into a haunted house.
Flamilton gasps/sobs. “NOOOOO!” she exclaims, clutching her Christmas stuff. She dumps snow everywhere and starts dumping Christmas trees out of her magical Christmas bag. Then she tears down the cobwebs and stuff and makes sure that the fireplace in the corner isn’t too arsony–after all, she wants her presents this year and not a lump of coal. “CHRISTMAS SHALL FOREVER REIGN SUPREME!!” she cries as she holds up a sword literally made of a candy cane.
“YESSSS!” Hollypaw holds another candy cane and swings it at Stripepaw, while firing snowballs mysteriously coming from her mouth.
Stripepaw gets out of the way, and starts making random monsters appear.
“HALLOWEEN IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS!!!!” she shouts.
Flam gasps. “H-HOW DARE THY?!” Her candy cane sword turns into a candy cane lightsaber because yes and she starts violently lightsabering any and all Halloween decorations. “CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST AND WE ALL KNOW IT!!!!!!!”
“NO IT’S NOT AND ANYWAY ON HALLOWEEN YOU GET CANDY” Stripepaw makes more Halloween decorations appear and uses her new lightsaber to destroy the Christmas decorarions.
“WELL ON CHRISTMAS YOU GET CANDY AND FREE STUFF!!” Flam exclaims. “AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO WALK AROUND UNTIL YOUR FEET DIE AND CARRY LITERALLY TWELVE POUNDS OF CANDY!” she continues to candycane-lightsaber all of the Halloween stuff. She pauses. “Y’know, I feel like we’re gonna be doing this for a while, if you know what I mean.” She continues thinking for a second then shrugs. “Eh. LONG LIVE CHRISTMASSSSSS!!!”
“NOOOOOO CHRISTMAS SHALL BE VICTORIOUS, YOU ARE OUTNUMBERED STRIPEY”
“I give up, you win”
😛
*thee
I know no one’s going to see this anyways but oh well…
Flamepaw blinks. “One second.” She comes back draped in all of her 17 or so Christmas sweaters and gently turns the rampaging Hamilton music off and starts blasting Christmas music ten times louder. “I LOVE HAMILTON,” she tries to yell over the music, “BUT I LOVEEEEE CHRISTMAS!” She proceeds to start dumping her magic box of Christmas stuff on everyone in sight. “I’VE BEEN READY FOR THIS SINCE AUGUSTTTTTTTT!!”
Spiritflight turns, gratefully taking the shrimp cracker from Hollypaw before hopping to the next page, where she found some chaotic people.
“Calm down now, who wants some of Hollypaw’s shrimp crackers? Or was it hers? Did she steal them? Oh no. Wait, I’m confused.” Spiritflight slouched down on the couch, waving over her friends.
Hollypaw grins evily when Spiritflight asks if she stole them.
Leopardpaw grins. “Chaotic people? Where are they?” she says, throwing her shrimp crackers at random people. After those are all gone, she summons more. “I think I might be overly obsessed about these things. Is that bad?”
Solarpaw is too busy wrapping presents to join, so she grabs the present for Spiri and tosses it over. It bounces on the couch next to her, the red-and-white candy-cane themed wrapping paper and bright-red nametag glittering in the light.
“IT WAS HOLLYPAW!!! ANYWAY YOU ALL NEED HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Stripepaw the witch cat shouts and magically turns everyone into monsters.
Spiritwalker entered the well-lit tavern, eyes wide with wonder as he saw the chaos unfold in front of them, sooner than later, they leaped forward, then tripped over their own feet tumbling into some blogclanner, a goofy grin worn on their face.
“Well hello! May I ask what I have stumbled upon? Is It truly true that the Hazelpage is re-opened?!” his voice filled with pure excitement as they lept to their feet, eyes shimmering with delight. His gaze scanning the room catching sight of all its merry friends.
Spiritflight, still slouched over at the couch, waves her dear friend over before ruffling a bit of fur sticking up from her belly.
‘ ‘ Ah, Spiritwalker! How good to see you, my soulful friend. ‘ ‘ She dipped her head, before revealing a big box of secret shrimp crackers written ‘reserved’ on the front in big bold, black block letters
Spiritwalker would dash over, tail high as they walked, “Now what is that?” they asked with a purr as they dipped his head into the box.
“Crackers! Delicious!” They turn their head suddenly to see a blogclanner chasing another with silly string. Silly string how ironic! They laughed to themself, flashing Spiritflight a teasing look, as they hopped onto the couch and sat with Spiritflight, gaze filled with amusement.
‘ ‘ shrimp crackers, ‘ ‘ she corrected them light heartedly, grinning.
‘ ‘ SHRIMP CRACKERS FOR EVERYONE! ‘ ‘ she threw them up in the air
“YAYYYYYYY!!!!”
“YES IT HAS AND CHIRSTMAS IS OVER!!! HALLOWEEN RULES AGAIN!!!!” Stripepaw turns Spiritwalker into yet another monster.
Hazypaw gasps when she sees that the hazelpage has reopened.
She runs in and smiles to see the normal chaos and Flam splashing coke everywhere.
“HEY GUYS! MISSED THIS PLACE!” She screeches.
She takes a few bottles of soda and shakes them until the caps fly off and soda bubbles onto the floor.
“COME ON! Let’s see who can explode the most soda cans!”
“I’ll join!” He yelled, loud enough for the entirety of the tavern to hear, leaping off the couch he had been sitting on before with Spiritflight.
They raced to Hazypaw’s side and grabbed a bottle of soda, shaking it so vigorously, to a point that it flew out of his grasp, he watched in awe as it flew threw the air, and crashed into a ceiling light, “My bad!” He laughed nervously.
When reassuring laughs echoed through the tavern, they grabbed another bottle and shook it just as harshly once more.
“YOUR ON!!!” Stripepaw explodes 100 soda cans.
“YESSSSS” Hollypaw yells, running over and shaking a can like crazy.
Leopardpaw grins as she fist-bumps Hazypaw. Shaking the Coke cans like her life depended on it, one of them flew out of her hand. “Oops!” she says, as one hits a random cat. “Sorry!” 101 exploded Coke cans lie on the floor.
Silverkit saw that the light of the Hazelpage was on. “Okay, didn’t it close because of arson jokes or smth?” She peeped in and saw it in all it’s glory: Coke sprayed everywhere by Flamz, Hazy running around causing her usual chaos, Dawnie just throwing snowballs everywhere and Harpy Wynn most definitely around a super-tall Christmas tree. Spiritwalker was sharing some apparently ‘secret’ prawn crackers with Spiritflight on the couch.
Uhh… yeah. Maybe I’d rather stay on the Games, Fanfic, Art and Tavern pages…
Lol, a random Sil appearing and disappearing. She’ll come back later tho XD
Scorchmist materializes in a chair. He kicks his feet up on the table, taking in the Hazelpage. He breathes in the warm, fireplace-scented air. “It’s been a while, old friend,” he smiles, putting a paw to the wall. He retrieves a book from his guitar case, filled with random objects and no actual guitar, and the fire light illuminates the shiny gold lettering on the cover. As he is about to start reading, he is hit by a rouge snowball. “Who threw that?” he booms, rolling his eyes and laughing. The Hazelpage was just as chaotic as he had remembered.
Hollypaw grins mischievously, a pile of snowballs next to her. She threw another one.
Scorchmist grabs his lightsaber and slices it in half in the air. It falls to the ground, a harmless pile of snow. “Don’t disturb my reading again or you will face my full wrath,” he tells Hollypaw, giving her a hard look and picking up with book again.
She opens her mouth and snowballs fly out of it.
Dawnpaw drops the snowball she was in the middle of making, and runs to the other side of the tavern yet again. “What are you reading? Anything interesting?” she asks, sitting down next to the older cat eagerly.
Stripepaw steals Scorchmist’s lightsaber, and sneaks away.
“Wait… Where’s? Huh?” he realises that is lightsaber is missing. he drops his book and darts after a disappearing Stripepaw. “Give my lightsaber back!” he yells.
Stripepaw runs as fast as she can.
Scorchmist begins throwing objects out of his bag. Several copies of Shakespeare fly across the Hazelpage, followed by a few model planets and an astrophysics textbook.
Scorchmist begins throwing objects out of his guitar case. Several copies of Shakespeare fly across the Hazelpage, followed by a few model planets and an astrophysics textbook.
Stripepaw uses her magical powers to make a magical portal to another world, and jumps though it.
Hazypaw materializes next to Scorchlight, taking out a book (specifically Stellarlune) and reading, though she was secretly planning some relatively devious things in her head.
Taking a bite of his shrimp cracker, Mallowpaw grabs some glass cups from a cabinet in the tavern, then frantically scoops Coke off the walls and dodges badly aimed snowballs. He then piles chairs over him while he drinks the many Coke glasses.
“It’s not even December yet! Shouldn’t Christmas wait until then?” He shouts, to the ear of more flying snowballs.
“Of course not!” Hollypaw grins, snowballs coming from her mouth and a candy cane wielded like a sword in her hand.
(Cats have hands now :OO I COULD USE THIS FOR SO MANY THINGS C:)
(GENIUS DAWNY YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE :DDDD)
“Someone actually smart! Well, who cares, though…” Dawnpaw yowls over the sound of Coke bottle popping.
“CHRISTMAS STARTS OCTOBER FIRST DAWNY DON’T BE SILLY,” Flamilton exclaims as she dumps a bucket of snow on Dawnpaw, then dumps some of her Coke because yes 👍.
“I AGREE! AND ANYWAY HALLOWEEN IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS ANYWAY” Stripepaw the witch cat agrees.
A random stand appears in the middle of the room, neon red letters screaming “BUY STUFF HERE”. Inside, appearing to run the stand, Dawnpaw sits, with an overly fluffy Santa jacket making her look long-furred. On it, a few hundred Christmas ornaments hang. She shouts, “Buy the best-quality holiday Candy-Cane Lays and Pepperment Lays here!”
As she’s in the Hazelpage, she doesn’t even realize she spelled Peppermint wrong.
Hollypaw is over there quick as lightning. “GIVE ME LAYSSSSSSS.”
Dawnpaw sweetly smiles at the crazy, foam-lipped she-cat, and hands over a bag of christmas-themed lays. “Here you go! That would be two snowballs, please.”
Scorchmist smiles at her. “One candy cane please,” he says.
“A candy cane, coming right up!” she says, and bends down to get the normal, red and white cane. “Here you go! That’d be one snowball.”
Mallowpaw pushes away the chairs that were on top of him and runs to Dawnwind. “One purple candy cane please,” he asks, gulping down a Coke and hoping that purple candy canes are available.
Leopardpaw hops over, scanning the menu. “I’d like a giant rainbow candy cane please,” she says, sipping her hot chocolate. “No sprinkles, though!”
“I need a pepperment lay right NOW!!!!!!!!” Stripepaw grabs one and runs off without even paying.
Aspenpaw glanced around nervously then darts over and tugs on a candy cane ornament on her Santa jacket, then runs away and munches on it.
“OooOOooOo crunchy,” she screams shaking up a Coke and letting it explode.
“ChaOS AnD BlOoDsHEd ShALL nOt Be tHe ANsWeR”
Mallowpaw throws a Coke at Frogpaw. “Are you sure about that?”
ChaOs ShaLL rEiGn SUpReMe! Yells Vixenpaw as she chaotically storms in, blasting christmas music from a radio.
“Chaos: YES!!!” *starts throwing marshmallows at you* “Bloodshed: I agree, no.”
*jumps in and catches marshmallows in mouth*
“ALL MINEEEEEE”
“Oh wait but does that mean I destroyed your chaos?”
*throws pies*
“YESSSS PIES” *starts throwing them as well*
“HEY!” screeches Vixenpaw as an apple pie hits her in the face. She turns on the most chaotic music she can find, climbs on a table, shakes up a coke, and sprays it into the crowd. “ChAoS iS tHe BeST VirTuE!” She screams.
“YESSSSSSSS!!!!”
Flamilton gasps, smiling as she recognizes that marvelous artwork of a song. “DoN’T LeT THem LeAD YOu asTRaYY”
“I pRaYY tHe KinG sHoWs yoU HiS MErcY! FoR shAmE! foR ShaMe!” She yells as she gets into the groove.
“ChAoS Is A vIrTuE. Bloodshed, not so much.” Hazypaw screeched and went back to exploding coke cans.
Nettlepaw grabs a coke can off Hazypaw and runs to the mint stall. She shoves them both in her mouth at the same time, then explodes. She rematerialises across the other side of the room and runs off to do it again.
Hazypaw watched the process in silence.