The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Ripplepaw, upon seeing the lights on, barges in. “YALL HAVE BEEN HAVING FUN WITHOUT ME? HOW DARE YALL >:c!!” She was hit in the face by the coke Flam was spraying and grabs another bottle. “OH IT’S ON!” She yowls as she sprays it back at Flam.
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“COKE FIGHT!!!!!” Hollypaw yowls, grabbing one and spraying it all over the room.
Froggo attacks Hollypaw from behind, “DR PEPPER ALWAYS WINS”
She plays Lover and starts dancing romantically with her family sized Dr Pepper that she put a top hat and a bow tie on.
Flamilton hides behind a knocked-over table and pulls out her Coke and Sprite-filled water guns. “BE PREPARED TO BE SODA-FIED!!!!!!!” she exclaims as she starts shooting the soda guns. (honestly that should be a real thing ngl 😛 )
Ripplepaw dodges and then stares at her paws. “How the heck did i do that i didnt even have any of dat spy training whatever anyways” and proceeds to grab some fanta soda guns to continue shooting at flam (yes they sure as heck should be A real thing lol)
Froggo continues to dance, gasping as This is why we can’t have nice things by Taylor Swift comes on, “MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!” She laughs evilly and pops a million mentos in her Dr Pepper as it shoots across the room faster than the speed of light.
A few moments later…
“The Frurge has begun, Froggo’s are on the loose”
Froggo Blasts her Taylor Swift music as she grabs (ONLY DR PEPPER NO OTHER DRINK >:((( ) and puts on her frog onesie as she casually dances like a ballerina spraying everyone in the face like it’s a power washer.
You say The price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay You cry In your tea, which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by Why so sad? Remember, we made an arrangement when you went away Now, you’re making me mad Remember, despite our estrangement, I’m your man You’ll be back, soon, you’ll see You’ll remember you belong to me You’ll be back, time will tell You’ll remember that I served you well Oceans rise, empires fall We have seen each other through it all And when push comes to shove I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love! Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya You say our love is draining, and you can’t go on You’ll be the one complainin’ when I am gone And no, don’t change the subject ‘Cause you’re my favorite subject My sweet, submissive subject My loyal, royal subject Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever You’ll be back like before I will fight the fight and win the war For your love, for your praise And I’ll love you ’til my dying days When you’re gone, I’ll go mad So don’t throw away this thing we had ‘Cause when push comes to shove I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da Da-da, dat- everybody! Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da Da-da-da, dat, da-ya-da-ah
Flamilton starts sobbing with happiness. “I’M SO PROUD OF yOU FROGGOOOOOOo” she exclaims, blasting her Hamilton music even louder.
Ripplepaw stares at Froggo confusedly. “…whot.”
“WHADDYA MEAN WHAT?!” Flamilton sobs as she holds up half of her Hamilton merch.
Frogpaw pulls out a lasso and starts twirling in rodeo style while listening to “not gonna miss my shot”
“YEEHAW FLAMMO”
“HAMILTONNN!!” she yells.
“KYAAAAAAAAAAAA” Vixenpaw screams as she barges in with a power-ball, anime style. SHe starts belting hamilton at the top of her lungs.
Koipaw’s in the corner playing Mario Kart. Like, actually. Shes driving her monster all over the page. AND she’s shooting donuts. “I JUST DISCOVERED THIS PAGE AND NOW IT’S MY HOMMMEEE!!!” *Steals a pepperment lays* “THAANKKSSS!!” *Oh yeah her monster is a food truck…*
“WHO WANTS PIZZA!! ONLY 10000 DOLLARS!!”
“I SHALL DESTROY YOU IN MARIO KART” Hollypaw yells, hitting her with a turtle shell. Oops, did it hit her in real life too? That was definitely completely accidental.
“I SHALL REIGN SUPREME FOREVER!!!” she yells as she passes the finish line of round 2. “ONLY 30 MORE ROUNDS!!”
She eats some more pepperment Lays and 10000 dollar pizza.
She hits an NPC and they somehow fly off the map
“HA I PASSED YOU” Hollypaw’s character in the game starts dancing and throwing potatoes because why not.
Koipaw’s character (Yoshi, obviously) hits Hollypaw. As she speeds past, she yells “I NEED MORE PEPPERMENT LAYS!!”
Then she started watching anime while still playing
Shimmz gets Koipaw with the squid thingy, making her all black. As Shimmz speeds by into first place, she uses her magic Elsa powers to freeze Hollz and Koi, earning herself a huge lead. “Seeya later!” she shouts over her shoulder, grinning.
Stripepaw steals Koipaw’s pizza.
She sells Stripepaw 10 more, making her $110000 rich
She is still playing Mario Kart and watching anime and running a business all at the same time…
“HEY SAMEE!!!” he runs over and watches Hollypaw and Koipaw destroy each other in Mario Kart.
“ItSssSsS tIIIIIIIIIIMmEEeEe”
🎵🎵🎵
🎵I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need! (And I… a group of bullfrogs vocalize) Don’t care about the presents, underneath the Christmas tree! I just want to have some dinner! More than you could ever wither! Make my wish come trueeeee baby🎵
🎵“ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS PIZZA!!” 🎵
Nettlepaw grabs a coke can off Hazypaw and runs to the mint stall. She shoves them both in her mouth at the same time, then explodes. She rematerialises across the other side of the room and runs off to do it again.
“HOW DID YOU EXPLODEEEEE” Hollypaw whines. “I WANT TO EXPLODE.”
Hazypaw does a thumbs up.
Hi guys
“Remember, if you want to buy everything, come over here!” Dawnpaw yowls from her overly small stand, beginning to plot her evil plan.
“Do you sell Paper?” Spiritwalker asks eagerly, a mischievous smile crossing their face, “Like A LOT of paper?”
They were bouncing up and down they had just drunken a lot of coke, and ate even more candy, they felt as though they could run around the word, TWICE.
“YESSSS!!!” she zoooooooms over 🏃♀️💨
“CAN I HAVE SOME KNOCKOFF PEPPERMENT LAYS AND SOME COCA COLA (so we don’t get the wrong idea…) AND SOME MENTOS SO I CAN GO EXPLODE WITH SWIFTPAW??????”
lol I mean Nettlepaw 😛
“DO YOU HAVE A CANDYCANE??????” Stripepaw shouts and grabs a candycane, then runs off without even paying.
“Suspicious.” Hazypaw murmured whilst stroking her chin.
I WANT A FROGGO MULTIPLIER 300000 WITH EXTRA CABELS AND SOLAR POWER
Spiritflight grumbles, opening a can of lemonade on the couch before burping.
“Oopsie, my mistake,” she giggled evilly before continuing to take small, elegant sips.
“Everyone here are such chimpanzees, the way they are so energetic. GO TO THE JUNGLE JIM, YOU- YOU- THINGS.” She yowled, highly agitated.
She steals the lemonade and runs off to the chaos page, screaming “I WILL REIGN SUPREME IN MARIO KART FOREVERRR”
“HOW DARE YOU CALL US MONKEYS” Stripepaw goes to steal Spiritflight’s lemonade, but realises that Koipaw has stolen the lemonade already.
She runs after Koipaw and steals it off her.
“NOOOOOOO CHAOS AND ENERGY IS LIFE”
Flamilton steals Spiri’s lemonade. “YOU’RE WELCOME MY FRIENDS,” she cheers.
Koipaw steals the lemonade from Flam and drinks it all, then throws the can at Stripepaw. “HERES THE CAN!! MAKE SOME ARTS AND CRAFTS OR SOMETHING!”
Rosepaw grabs a double chocolate chip ice cream cone! W/ a sugar cone
Ripplepaw pulls out her UNO reverse card. ” NO U! ” she yowls, irritated
“what is an uno reverse card ?”
– Spiri 2023
Rosepaw barges in. “What the heck? How did this place open back up with out me noticing?????” She jumps up to a high table and flips a switch. “Ooh, cool new feature!” Bowls of marshmallow creme materialize in front of everyone. “I’ma magical junk food despenser! Enjoy!”
Stripepaw gulps down all the junk food at once. “MORE!!!!” she demands.
Rosepaw races around the room singing Rockin’ around the christmas tree and throwing cupcakes at everyone!!!
Flamilton grabs a red velvet cupcake that’s decorated like the Hamilton logo. “BOOTIFUL, ROSIE!” she grins.
“You must pay with my infinite supply of frog gummies!!!” She demands, throwing them like a quarterback machine
I WANT MY FROG GUMMIES
Nettlespring cracks open the front door and peers inside, blinks several times at the chaos within, then ducks back out, never to return. /j
“HOW DARE THY GET AWAY >:((((
Foampaw walks in the room, baffled by the sudden coke-fight/war happening in front of her. “WHAT THE-” she shouts as she avoids a spurt of soda.
“Can somebody please explain what this is??” He continues, catching a cupcake being thrown by Rosepaw.
“THE MOST WONDERFUL PAGE ON EARTH” Holz yells, throwing several hot dogs at once.
“A PAGE OF CHAOS AND COKE!” Hazypaw casually explodes another coke bottle and throws some noodles in the air.
🎵“CHAOS AND COKE SHOOTERS IS WHAT WE HAVE HERE!!!”🎵 Frogpaw sings like it’s the Hamilton song
“DON’T LET WILLS AND HER PEACE JUNK LEAVE YOU ASTRAYYYYYYY,” Flamilton adds happily, pulling on her King George III costume. “BECAUSE HER PEACE DOES NOT SPEAK FOR MEEEE, SHE’S PLAYING A DANGEROUS GAME, I PRAY WE ALL SHOW HER OUR MERCY, FOR SHAAMEEE, FOR SHAMEEEE,” (I came up with all that on the spot and ngl I’m very proud of it lolll 😛 )
Frogpaw paused not knowing the other words, and then let’s google give her the copy and paste magic…
“Yo, he’d have you all unravel at the (heed not the rabble) Sound of screams but the (who scream) Revolution is comin’ (revolution, they) The have-nots are gonna (have not your) Win this (interests) It’s hard to listen to you with a straight face (at heart) Chaos and bloodshed already haunt us (chaos and bloodshed are not a) Honestly, you shouldn’t even talk (solution) And what about Boston? (Don’t let them) Look at the cost, n’ all that we’ve lost n’ you talk (lead you astray) About Congress? (this Congress does not speak for me) My dog speaks more eloquently than thee (they’re playing a dangerous game) But strangely, your mange is the same (I pray the king shows you his mercy) Is he in Jersey? (For shame) For the revolution (For shame) For the revolution Heed If you repeat yourself again I’m gonna Scream Honestly, look at me, please don’t read Not your interests Don’t modulate the key then not debate with me Why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea? Alexander, please Burr, I’d rather be divisive than indecisive, drop the niceties Silence, a message from the king A message from the king A message from the king
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Lin-Manuel Miranda Farmer Refuted lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc”
The argument of the day:
Who watched Hamilton first me or Flammo???
:000
All I know is that this will be a very… very… heated argument… :O
What’s Hamilton???
>:0 /j
“EXCUSE ME?” shouts Vixenpaw from the other side of the room. “Hamilton is the GREATEST musical EVER!
>:000000000000000000 /lh
me. I watched it in as soon as it came out!
Flamilton smiles and cracks her knuckles menacingly. “Actually,” she says, dropping the whole ‘menacing’ act, “It might be you because I just saw it in like March. BUT NO ONE CAN BE MORE OBSESSED WITH IT THAN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,” she yells as loud as she can.
“MWAHAHAHAHAH I SAW IT 2 YEARS AGO”
no ima let u have this argument you’ve been obsessed with it for longer
“I-I don’t feel safe here…”
Rosewillow whispers, eyes wide after nearly getting smacked in the face with a bottle of Coke. /j
Foampaw runs over and pats Rosewillow on the back. “It’s totally fine!!” They say. “pretty sure-“
I’ll put on my HTML relfelctive suit right away /j
Foampaw slams onto a table, screeching-
“IIIII SAW MOMMMY KISSING SANTAAA CLAUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”
After doing this, she stuffs 2 month old candy corn in her face.
“I mean, I still have Halloween and Christmas candy from last year,” Flami shrugs.