The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
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Reedpaw beat you to it
She did it on the last page >:)
How’s your fanfic collab coming along?
It’s going along swimmingly, reedorito is actually part of it :DDD
When can I get a pizza?
“Right away!” Leopardpaw says, dropping a pizza on their head.
“Actually, wait no, I want it back,” she mews, yanking it back. “Bwahahaha!”
Hello what is this place can we even chat here anymore?????
This is the most magical place on the blog, my friend!! *throws confetti, glitter, and rainbows everywhere* Mostly it’s just a big roleplay where we play as our own BlogClan purrsonas and it’s pure chaos 😛 And yes, we’re allowed to comment on the page again, but (correct me if I’m wrong, anyone!) BlogTeam (the mods) keep a close eye on all of the comments 😀
Hmmm.
Emberkit picks up a thick book and starts to read it. “At least there are books here!”
Mallowpaw’s ears suddenly perk. “Books!?” He gasps, running over to Emberkit. He picks up a book from a stack beside Emberkit and carries it to his cave under a pile of cheese.
Cherrypaw bounds over from her tango with Foampaw.
“Hello what is this place can we even chat here anymore?????” she echoes, slightly mockingly. “This is the most magical place on the blog, my friend!! *throws confetti, glitter, and rainbows everywhere* Mostly it’s just a big roleplay where we play as our own BlogClan purrsonas and it’s pure chaos 😛 And yes, we’re allowed to comment on the page again, but (correct me if I’m wrong, anyone!) BlogTeam (the mods) keep a close eye on all of the comments 😀” she adds.
Hi can i get a drink please
“A drink? What type?” Leopardpaw mewed, holding a platter of bright green beverages. “We have this one… not sure what that is… we also have that one, not sure what it is either, but… you could try it, I guess!”
What do you want? Coke? Sprite? There’s only one rule… You have to chug it!” Vixenpaw cackles. “Just kidding! You can drink it, but beware of people who will try to steal your drink and explode it!”
*hands you a very dangerous looking bubbling green…something*
Vixenpaw steals the green drink. “MINE NOW! HAHAHA1 IMMA GO EXPLODE IT!” she cackles.
“NOOOOO YOU LITTLE THIEF!” Holz screeches.
Yes, welcome to starbucks… you may have a venti caramel crunch frappuccino including heavy cream, 7 pumps of dark caramel sauce, 7 frappuccino chips, 5 pumps of frappuccino roasted coffee, extra salted brown butter, 5 bananas, extra ice, a pump of the honey blend… hold on, where are you going, i’m not done yet… 😛
Emberkit decides to look up from her book. She scans the area. “Is there anything to eat?” She then throws away the book and sits at a table no one is sitting at.
Vixenpaw scutters over. “What do you want? I’ll take your order up!”
“Or, we could just give her a giant pancake! That sounds like fun, right?” Leopardpaw said, dropping the pancake she was carrying with a thud.
“I didn’t drop it on Emberkit, right?”
“Uhhhh, I don’t think so?” Vixenpaw says.
Unrelated, my kitten just came up and was sniffing my hand as I wrote this.
Flamilton walks over with a 17-pound bottle of syrup and an enormous stick of butter. “WE CAN’T FORGET ABOUT THE TOPPINGS!!!” she grins, dropping the entire stick of butter on the pancake.
Nettlepaw grabs the green drink of Vixenpaw and downs it in one gulp. One of the Piranha Plants from Mario Kart grows out of her head and she runs around, chomping everyone. ‘Ooh, is that a pancake?’ She doesn’t see Emberkit underneath, and eats her too. Everyone reappears in random places. Nettlepaw sets up a stall in the corner.
‘Come and get your weird green drinks here!’ she cackles.
Vixenpaw rushes up and says, “Ey, gimme on- YOU! YOU STOLE MY DRINK!” She pulls out a microphone, quickly hooks it up to a speaker system, and starts singing Taylor Swift. “IT WAS ENCHANTING TO MEET YOOOOUUUUU!” “gimme one now.” She says with an evil grin.
Mallowpaw sprints over and snatches the book from the ground. “Finders keepers!” He mumbles through the book’s cover.
Emberpaw yowls as she snatches the book from Mallowpaw. “IT’S MINE NOW!” She then squeezes into a tiny crack in the wall that lead to a cave so small that only she could fit in.
Roxy brings a giant drill, cracking open
the cave untill she reaches Embershine.
“I will go extreme measures for a book!”
She yowls as she yanks the book away before disapearing into the chaos of the hazel page. 😛
Emmy pounces on Roxy and the two start fighting. Luckily, the book is made of an indestructible material, so it doesn’t get destroyed 😛
Roxy lets out a sigh of relief- as long as the book isn’t destroyed, everything is fine.
(A door appears out of thin air, and it slowly opens. CloudPaw pokes her face outside the door, and looks around, before deciding the HazelPage is probably too ChAoTiC for her, and she tries to close the door to leave, but it’s jammed with a cookie. She is now giving everybody a look that is asking, “who jammed the cookie there?”)
“I didn’t do it!” Flamilton yells from halfway across the room, where she’s making massive French toast sticks and throwing them at anyone and everyone.
Vixenpaw jumps up like a piranha and chomps one of the french toast sticks. “Yum! Flam, these toast sticks are DEEEliCiOuS!”
“ME!!! I take all credit for that!” Hollypaw waves her paw energetically.
WHAT?? IT WAS ME!!!
Cried Roxy, in anguish, her reputation for chaos starting to fall apart. 😛
“YOU ARE THE IMPOSTOR!” Holz screeches. Roxy gets ejected from the ship. 0 Impostors remain.
WHAAA, MY PLAN WAS EXPOSED 😛
Valleypaw enters and looks around.
“Hi, I heard you served alluring rainbow-coloured drinks here? How can I get one?
‘Get your weird drinks here!!’ Nettlepaw shrieks, while shaking one of her drinks in Valleypaw’s face. ‘They’re half price after I doubled them!’
“Maybe! How much are they?” Valz looks at them curiously, knowing she only has two dollars.
“I don’t have any but I do have these delicious dangerous bubbling green…somethings! Want one?” Holz hands one to Valz.
“Ooo! Thanks!” Valz hands Holz her two dollars, hoping that that’s enough.
Frogpaw barges in, with all her army of frogs, “ALL YOU PEASANTS THOUGHT WHILE YOUR QUEEN WAS ON A BLOG BREAK SHE WOULD LET HER KINGDOM BE TAKEN OVER!” She shouts, beckoning with her tail for the frog holding the coke canons, “FIRE!!!!”
Vallz drops her drink and ducks behind a table, very confused. “WHAT IS GOING ON???” She screams over the noise.
“Welcome back, Queen ✨!” Then, Roxy leaps out of the way, steals the coke cannons and disapears into the crowd of chaos. 😛
Koipaw raises her hands-
“Retake!” someone shouts
Koipaw raises her paws, surrendering. “I honestly could fight back or run away! But I’d rather exist for now!” she yowls.
“Please accept this peace offering of not-dead froggos! I also have a lot of marshmallows to roast over the nonexistent open fire. AND I also have a good singing voice I can sing a song! I surrender forever until I decide not to!”
She walks across the other side of the cannons and starts reading a Warriors fanfic.
“Retake! You forgot to slap the book closed!”
“The nonexistent one?”
“Yeah, that one!”
Cedarpaw struts in with a cup of warm cider and a book. ” I used to come here all the time in 2021, and several times in 2022 and 2023, but I don’t come often anymore, so… whats new?” She asks, sitting down on her wool Sherpa and innocently sipping her cider.
Aspenpaw tumbles in the door, which is still jammed with a cookie. She stops to eat the cookie before replying, “WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And of course spraying Cedie with coke bottles
Flamilton shrugs, having moved on to chucking giant waffles at everyone. “Nothing much, my friend. Mostly just tax fraud, a liiiiiittle bit of arson, and, of course, the waffle and pancake wars.” She grins, then whispers, “but we all know waffles are superior!!!”
“NO!” Vixenpaw shouts, hearing Flam’s added comment. “PANCAKES!” and with her heart set on getting pancakes to rule supreme, started shouting about how pancakes are better.
“WAFFLES OR PERISH!!” Flam yells from her waffle temple.
“WAFFLES! WAFFLES! WAFFLES!” Holz chants happily, hiding her proof of the arson and tax fraud behind her back and trying to pull attention away from those first two things.
Welcome back! Cries Roxy. Then, like Roxy did normaly, stole Ceder’s cider, sinking into the hazel page never to be seen again. 😛
The door flys open and a cold breeze fills the air blowwing snow inside. A figure falls out of a tree and lands on back but jumps up immediatly and rushes inside.
“ELLO GUYS! GUESS WHOS RETURNED! HAHAHHAHAH, CHAOS SHA’LL NEVER END!” Flakepatch(Hatchet) said as he started to order a giant plate of stir fryed rice that fills the table and inhales it
“YOU ORDERED STIR-FRY-RICE INSTEAD OF REGULAR RICE?! AT LEAST TELL ME YOU DIDN’T PUT JAMIE OLIVER CHILI JAM ON THAT (whoever the chef is)” CloudPaw shouts from across the room, for no reason at all :>
“CHAOS SHALL NEVER END” Aspenpaw agreed
Roxy leaps into the air, and swiftly steals the stir fried rice. “That’s mine!” She cries, disapearing into the chaos. 😛
“NOOOOOOOO!” Hatchet crys out and looks a4ound the room for the stir-fryed-rice stealing evil person! “GIVE ME MY RICE BACK! AGHAHHAHAHHA!” He then transforms into lion flakepatch like last time he was here but this time not having a lightsaber and destroying a gallon of milk will eithrr being chased or chasing SOMEONE I FORGOT AGH. He rushes past the chaos ignoring it and finds Roxy snatching the rice back and inhaling the rest he had.
“MINE!”
NOOO! MY (that flakepaw actually bought, so maybe it isnt mine, but anyway..) 😛 STIR FRIED RICE!!!
Frogpaw walks in with her crown and raises her frog wand for a few moments as crickets chirp…
“Flakepatch shall bow to his 💅QUEEN💅“ Frogpaw orders, and suddenly there are no more crickets chirping as everyone cheers
“I’M BAAAAAAAAACK DUDES” Marb screams, breaking onto the Hazelpage through a broken window, then jumps around while singing Marina’s Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land off-key.
“HIIIIII” Leopardpaw yells back, busy making giant pancakes. “DO YOU WANT A GIANT PANCAKE? ON YOUR HEAD?”
“no,” says Marb, after finishing the song, “I want… PEANUTS!!!” she then summons a lot of peanuts and begins her peanut worshipping cult again
🎵MARBLEROSE IS COMING HOOOOOOME!🎵
Emberkit mutters as she climbed out from underneath a dusty cabinet filled with books.”I shouldn’t have asked for any food! Now I just want a drink.” Unfortunately, she trips and accidentally knocks Mallowpaw’s book into the pancake, where some random cats eat it. “Whoops!”
“I can give you a drink!” Leopardpaw yelps, pouring a weird bubbly purple drink on Emberkit’s head. “Does it taste good??” She then speedily runs away.
‘You can have one of these instead!!’ Nettlepaw grins maniacally, shoving the weird green drink into Emberkit’s hands. ‘You have to pay me in waffles first!!’
Cedie now drenched in coke and wondering where her cider went decided to start a waffle democracy.
WAFFLES WILL RULE SUPREME OVER PANCAKES!
“YESSSSS”
“I AGREE MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!! PANCAKES SHALL PERISH OVER THE ALMIGHTINESS OF WOFFLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!” Flamilton hollers.
Vixenpaw retreats into a base of Hamilton music and pancakes. She blasts P!atD and Hamilton. She puts up a sign. “PANCAKE LOVERS ONLY!” She screeches into the crowd of wafflers. “Unless you agree to say pancakes are the best of course!” she crows with an evil grin.