The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Hey Flamepaw! I thought i’d Find you here 😛 I was wondering if u would want to make an article about Hamilton characters as Warrior cats, I have a secret page we can chat on!
AAAAA YOSSSS I’D LOVE THAT SMMMMMM!!!!!!
Alr! Let’s talk here!
https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/2017/05/30/the-real-mvps-of-the-warrior-cats-aka-cats-that-deserve-more-recognition-and-a-super-edition-by-moonshine/jake/comment-page-2/?unapproved=1840010&moderation-hash=7ca331cc2f87e381d16c823827f34899#comment-1840010
Awesome!! (Wow.) /ref
Flakepatch turned with ruce surrounding his mouth and eyes wide to see Frogpaw and he dropped the plate making it shatter and bowed to the queen.
“FROGS WILL PURRSUE THE CHAOS! FROGS ARE SUPERIOR!”
“Hear ye, Hear ye, I give to thee the power of Frogness” Frogpaw says while putting a frog crown on Flakepatch’s head, Froggo’s sign of approvement.
Never been on this page before, heard it was crazy, decided to check it out.
WELCOME! *throws an enourmous pancake at you*
You know things are getting good when you enter a place and the first thing that happens is you getting a giant pancake flung at you 😛
Indeed 😛
lol
“WELCOME! *throws an enourmous pancake at you*” mews Cherrypaw the Quote Machine. “You know things are getting good when you enter a place and the first thing that happens is you getting a giant pancake flung at you 😛” she adds.
(I guess I’m a Quote Machine in disguise now)
Lolll
“Welcome to my kingd- I mean the Hazelpage” Froggo says.
*cough* “bow” *cough cough*
“WELL HELLO” Flamilton yells from her waffle fortress
“Welcome to the hazelpage,” says Sols, stealing the giant pancake Holz threw at you and drizzling it with the best maple syrup ever. She pulls out a giant fork and knife and starts cutting the pancake into giant pieces.
Lolllllllllll and Ty guys
““Welcome to my kingd- I mean the Hazelpage” Froggo says.
*cough* “bow” *cough cough*” agrees Cherrypaw. ““WELL HELLO” Flamilton yells from her waffle fortress. “Welcome to the hazelpage,” says Sols, stealing the giant pancake Holz threw at you and drizzling it with the best maple syrup ever. She pulls out a giant fork and knife and starts cutting the pancake into giant pieces.”
“I’m about to ask a very controversial question,” announces Sols, standing on the tallest table in the Hazelpage. She looks around at the crowd, deadly serious, and then asks: “Pancakes or waffles?”
“Pancakes” CloudPaw meowed, and then disappears before anybody could throw tomatoes at her >:P
“Don’t worry, I’d never throw tomatoes at someone just because they have a different opinion than I do!” Mallowpaw says cheerfully, as he grabs a 19.682 feet long, 600 pound waffle and chucks it at CloudPaw.
Vixenpaw rushes up and grabs CloudPaw then carries her to her secret pancake base.
Koipaw runs after Vixenpaw (but secretely so she isn’t attacked with tomatoes >:P)
Koipaw’s brain randomly starts working. “If I’m hit by tomatoes it wouldn’t matter, right? My pelt already has red splashes in it, so it wouldn’t be noticable!” SHE EATS A PANCAKE MWAHAHA (and runs off secretely again after Vixenpaw)*
* This all happened in the span of 0.333 seconds
“Waffles,” Mallowpaw says, as We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together plays in the background of his cheese cave. “Especially if they have butter on them.”
“This is the correct answer!” Sols says with an adamant nod. “I approve this message!”
*le gasp* Roxy’s mind explodes, unable to pick between the two divine foods 🤯🤯🤯
“Waffles are out kingdom currency” Frogpaw says politely, and then bursts out, “FOOD FIGHT!” As she throws her waffles at all the pancake lover’s faces, “I thought you may like some syrup!” She saws and squirts out syrup at them as well.
“SYRUP!!!” Koi flys in front of Froggo and eats the flying syrup and catches more syrup with her pancakes.
“PANCAKES ARE AMAZING!!!! (But waffles are so good when they are like little cups for the syrup!!!)”
Koi teleports out of the Hazelpage to her den and grabs a Twolegbox to check Purrbay to see if there are any mentors to buy.
Flamilton drops literally everything she’s doing to screech at an earsplitting level, “WAFFLES OR PERISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Yes indeed! WAFFLES OR ELSE YOU ARE SENTENCED TO A LIFETIME IN PRISON!” Frogpaw keeps shooting her waffle canons
“Whats it like in prison??” Koi says while eating a sandwich with waffle bread and pancake cheese.
“Got any syrup?” she mumbles as she takes another bite and buries herself in her æbleskiver fortress
“WAFFLESSSSS” Holz starts flinging waffles at all the pancake supporters.
“Actually…” Sols clears her throat to get everyone’s attention. “I had waffles this morning for breakfast, and I can confirm, waffles are better.”
I forgot how much i love this page
Anyone wanna make an article
sure! what about?
Well any ideas?? Click my name for sps to chat
I might be interested!! Also, in the future, you might want to ask on either the Tavern or the Articles page, because not a whole lot of people will see it here 😀
Well any ideas?? Click my name for sps to chat
Sure! 😀 I can do a lot of stuff!
“CloudPaw just walks somewhere, and she finds a door. When she opens it, all the undruken eggnog spills out, practically flooding the page. then somebody shouts “Pool fight!” and everybody just brings out their water guns and pool noodles, and immense a giant eggnog pool fight.”
Queen Frogpaw jumps in, taking off her crown and cape first. She took “pool noodles” to a whole new lever and got out some spaghetti, poured water from her magical frog Stanley onto it as it turned into an actual spa ghetto pool noodle, “POOL PARTY!”
Flamilton immediately starts a splash war. “GERONIMO!!!!!!”
Roxy, who still has Froggo’s frog cannon, uses it to spray innocent bystanders with eggnod in an attempt to help them join the fun.
“That’s where it went!” Queen Frogpaw rememberers
This maybe Random but………………..
Flam forget Christmas ha past and starts singing her favorite song
“Moddos roasting on an open fire”
Mods, I would never do this to you I just thought it was
funny lol (
0.o
I just stumbled across this page, and what-what- what is this?
The best page in the world :3
Queen Frogpaw’s kingdom of waffles and chaos
Your worst nightmare 😉
CHAOS!!! /j
Froggo stands in the distance on her throne, she looks out at all the battles. For example, the waffles and pancake battle. She watches it as syrup sprays through the air.
“I’ve had enough of this.” Froggo growls. She sends out her frog army, “WAFFLES ARE BETERRRRR!!!!!!!”
lol this whole pancake/waffle war all started with Sols.
“MWAHAHA I CANT DECIDE IF WAFFLES OR PANCAKES ARE BETTER BUT I FIGHT ON THE PANCAKE SIDE RAAAHHH PANCAKES WAFFLES AEBLESKIVERS RAAAHH”
Mallowpaw constructs a waffle cannon out of nothing and more nothing, and fires waffles with butter on them at anyone who says they like pancakes. “Take that, mwahahahaha!” Mallowpaw says, as giant waffles fly across the Hazelpage.
“gosh its been a while…” Acorn casually walks in while juggling sticks of fire
“Wow, hello!” Leopardpaw says, bursting through the ceiling. “Look, a giant pancake!” Suddenly, a pancake lands on Acornpaw’s head and sings The Duck Song. Leopardpaw quickly exits the scene.
“I leave, pancakes and waffle fight. I return pancakes and waffles fight. Whats next? Which is sour? Pickles or lemons?!” Flakepatch shook his head after receiving the frog crown of froggos approvement.
“WAFFLES ALL THE WAY!”
“I eat lemons whole,” Mallowpaw says, as he takes apart a shrimp cracker and puts a lemon inside. “And they are way more sour than pickles.” He then eats the shrimp-and-lemon cracker, but not before decuplicating it. “Anyone want a shrimp-and-lemon cracker?” Mallowpaw asks.