The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
EVERYONE! STOP! WE’VE BEEN EATING CRAYONS THIS ENTIRE TIME… BUT CHEWING ON TYRES IS HEAVENLY! THEY ARE OUR NEW CURRENCY THANKS TO SNOWY!!!
Tyres rain down from the sky
Leafpaw hears the announcment and starts panicking. She only has catnip! She takes her catnip and assembles them very carefully with Elmer’s glue into the shape of a wheel, stuffing catnip inside. As she goes through her stash, she makes 29 tires in total. “That should be enough,” Leafpaw thinks, but then realizes the harsh truth about how she just lost all of her catnip.
“NAURRRRRRR” she yowls into the sky
OMG WE HAVE BEEN EATING CRAYONS
Shroomi silently steals half the pile of tyres for team IDKWAOTA. There is suddenly a shortage of tyres. I wonder why…
Leafpaw gets on top of the pile of tires made out of catnip and starts to announce what she has to say
“Everyone, please listen! I know that I have only talked about catnip since I got here, but can we please have a moment of silence because of how good cupcake wrappers are?”
She pulls out a cupcake wrapper and holds it out for the crowd to see before eating it.
“Ah yes- They are really good.” Foam agrees before eating one of his own.
Squirrelpaw watches as Leafpaw jumps up the pile of tires made out of catnip
After Leafpaw said her statement Squirrelpaw sat in silence for once in her life
Squirrelpaw grabbed a catnip cupcake wrapper and munched on the wrapper
After the silence for the cupcake wrappers and how good they are Squirrelpaw jumped up on the tire catnip pile and shouted
“Who wants to have some free catnip cupcake wrappers”
(I am on my school computer so I can not get emojis sadly)
Leafpaw gasps when she hears the word catnip, she jumps off of the pile and sprints as fast as she can to Squirrelpaw. “ME ME ME!!!” she squeals excitedly. “I WANT THE CATNIP CUPCAKE WRAPPERS!!”
here you go
YESS! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
omg same here you goo
Not as good as MUFFIN wrappers. ITS THE MOOFIN MAN!
“I’VE FINALLY FINISHED HELLUVA BOSS! MY HYPERFIXATION IS IN ITS FINAL FORM!”
Foampaw cackles in the husker plush corner, debating whether or not to keep filling up water balloons, it seems as though the Triple H VS. TADC war has died down.
Flamilton ignores Foamy’s questioning on whether or not the Triple-H vs TADC war should continue and pelts everyone who’s not a part of the Triple-H Alliance with water balloons.
Koibreeze sobs in the corner, remembering how on April Fools Husker from Warriors was given Husker from Hazbin as his pixilated form
(https://warriors.fandom.com/wiki/Husker?so=search)
Shroomi reminds everyone there is another team by summoning every member of IDKWAOTA and yeets lunchboxes at the innocent bbq bungers.
Creamos gets on a stage with a microphone and says
“You know…. people watch tadc once, and be like “yeah it was fine whatever, I guess this guy called Kinger is my favorite character” that was me…. that was me.
I watched it one time and I went “yeah whatever it was a good show” BUT I did get confused for example, I was like “who is this guy called Kufmo who died the fifth minute in the show? explain please! help why are there people dying already?!” (well he really didn’t die though, he abstracted)
But then……. I watched it a second time and that’s…
when I became a faithful tadc fan.
Most of the people I know WHO LOVE tadc, had to watch tadc a second time! To actually like it
so yeah, go watch the tadc a first time and then go watch it second time and focus on the dialogue of the characters.
I will always live for the “Ladies first…… wait why would I say that? *pushes poor Gangle out of the way*” line of Jax”
Creamos wipes a small tear from her cheek, cause her speech was to beautiful
(No actually go watch tadc,… If you want to 😛)
(I am just reposting this comment….)
“HAZBIN HOTEL FOR LIFE!!!” Lionpaw yowled at Creamypaw. 😛
Fernpaw shakes her head in confusion, then gives up trying to understand what the others are talking about, and leaps into a heap of catnip. she grins evilly then goes crazy, crashing into the milkshakes and spilling them all over. “May catnip light your path!” she yowled.
Koibreeze stands with Lionpaw.
“I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT… though tadc is pretty good too.”
Cloudo still stares in confusion because she very well knows what shows the people are talking about- she’s just not enthusiastic about them.
She shrugs, and grabs a hive of bees, grabbing a honey-bee and eating it, but avoiding the honeybees in fear they would sting her. Then, she grabbed a white crayon, and stuck a honey-bee on it, licking at it like it was a lollipop.
Leafpaw sits in a corner, nibbling on a catnip cupcake wrapper. “I’ve lost all of my catnip!” she sobs, reminiscing the times when she had so much catnip.
“I’VE LOST ALL MY CATNIP!!!”
“no!!!!” Fernpaw yowled in horror.
(oh, this has nothing to do with the hazel page, but Creamos, I read the Testing!)
(*EL GASP* YAYYYYYYYYYY)
Koi runs in with a stack of food and a tent.
“I CLAIM FIRST SEAT TO THE CONCERT!! I AM DEDICATED TO VISITING EVERY CONCERT!”
She opens her tent and sits on it. And her tent happens to be sitting in the entrance to the concert.
“I BOUGHT 6 TICKETS, SO, 6 OF YOU CAN CAMP OUT WITH ME!! FREE CRAYONS, CATNIP, FROYO, AND OFC BLOGCLAN SHAPED CHIPS!!!!”
She changes her personal details so she can become Koibreeze at first. Handmade bracelets and necklaces adorn her because SHE IS OBSSESSED WITH THIS BAND >:C
Leafpaw sprints in, having no idea what the concert is about, but she heard the word catnip, so she came immediately. “BRING MEEEE!!!” she yowled.
“I’LL JOIN YOU!” Twilightpa-*cough* breeze yells as she joins Koibreeze in the tent and grabs a crayon and some catnip.
“WELCOME IN!!” Koibreeze yells, somehow now wearing a shirt saying “I ♡ Blog Band”
“Wait wait can I join??” Icebreeze says as he approaches from the shadows, wearing as much Blog Band merch as he could find.
*le gasp*
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I HAVE BRACELETS TO SHAAARE 👀👀
*i have a 198Pine shirt on*
I have never been more ready in my life.
“EVERYBODY WHO ASKED… WELCOME IN!! YOU HAVE ALL WON YOURSELF FRONT ROW TICKETS TO EVERY CONCERT!! Our front row seat winners are:
* Spirittflight (preordered)
* Leafpaw/storm/breeze
* Twilightbreeze
* Icebreeze
* Goldenbreeze
ONLY ONE MORE FREE SEAT LEFT >:000”
I’ll take it!!
YEEAAAHHH LET’S GO!! EAGLES TOUR! EAGLES TOUR! EAGLES TOUR!
*painting on black strips with liquid eyeliner*
YAEYYY IM IN! I LOVE THE EAGLES!!!
” MWA HA HA!!” Fernpaw(breeze) yowled emerging from a pile of tickets. “I have all the tickets in the world of Blogclan!!!”
Luckily, we can always produce more so everyone gets to go! 😀
NOOOOOOO!!!!
(OMG i’m so late)
‘But…but haven’t you forgotten how good crayons are?’ Nettlepaw sobs.
Sorrelpaw looks up from her crayon smoothie.
Ripplepaw changes her name hastily and pastes the sticker on her chest.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
Flamiltonbreeze ignores the fact that she should be, in fact, getting ready for the Eagles Tour concert and instead proceeds to blast their playlist on full volume in his headphones, which he’s sure she’ll regret later. But they do not care, as Hazbin and Hamilton are *always* worth it.
While she’s dancing maniacally to their jams, people stare at Flamiltonbreeze to an uncomfortable extent. They sigh and give in, playing Lavender Breeze.
“Everyone!!!!” yells Robo. “I have 300000000 extra tickets to the Eagle Tour, anyone want one?”
Mēeėẽ!!
meeeeeeeeee
MEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT THEM ALL GIMMEEE