The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Creamos screams “PAGE 201?!!!!!” As she attemts to flip the page for NO reson
NO!!!!!!!!!” Silver yowls.
“YESS!” shouts Caine
Koi stands up on their huge stool (bc she’s short irl [though not really, but still])
“Join my side! We have everything from Clancymeals and Bandoritos, or anything else. You can do anything, like watch your favorite show, listen to your favorite music, or, I guess, fight! The only requirement to enter my cool house that is my base is that you fight no one INSIDE it while you’re there!! And you can still be part of the side you’re already on, I guess.
“And while I’m at it… PAGE FLIP!! I summon thee catnip-crayon-sausage-sandwiches once again, to aid me in my POWERFULNESS page flip!” Koi laughs maniacally as the page flips, everything flipping onto its side.
Silverpaw accidentally hits Koi with a catnip rocket. “Oops,” Silvs says casually. /lhj
“want to join forces??” asks Caine
JFLSJGJLDJGJKFKFJFJKSKFJSKKFJSLFKJDJS *keyboard slammo*
“I SUMMON THE MIGHTY PAGE-MAKERS TO FLIP TEH PAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” silvs yowls ignoring of the fact that creamos just tried and it didn’t work
**anyone want free catnip cookies?
“THE ONE AND ONLY SILVERPAW/STORM HAS MANAGED TO FLIP THE PAGE!” Pumpkinpaw yowls. She then throws catnip at random people again.
heh yes I did /j
“Did she??” meows Caine
:00000000 wait no way no way IT WORKED OMIGOSH
my… unmodded comment. :p y’all will see it when it is modded
I JUST WANNA TAKEOVER TEH PURRS
/j
throws catnip all over the place
*tries to sneak out again* gets bombarded with catnip again, “Alright, if the catnip cats can get this off me in 5 seconds I will join for real! “
Silverpaw/storm helps Silverpaw/cloud up. “NOW you have to join the catnip army for real. :3”
Silverpaw sighs, ” Alright, I’ll join. ” but not before Fallow puts the helmet on her, ” What is Star Wars? I dunno what it is, but I love it! “
**I think she meant me because she said Silvsto (Silverstorm)
Fallowpaw puts a Darth Vader helmet with brainwashing functions on Silvsto’s head so Silv will join the Star Wars side.
Silvs yeets the darth vader helmet into the sun. “I’ve never even watched star wars, for goodness’ sake!!!” Silvs then bombards fallows with catnip rockets, yeeting her into the sky. “cya later, maybe never!”
“Don’t forget about the Three Caballeros side!” Rosekit says cheerfully, while putting some ADORABLE Panchito stickers on the helmet so Silvs will join the Star Wars side and the Caballeros side! “Booyah!!” Rosekit shouts to everyone else on the Hazelpage except Fernmist and Fallowpaw, since she has formed an alliance with the Star Wars side. “The Cabelleros will RULE. DA. HAZELPAGE!!!”
Pumpkinpaw places a catnip hat on Silv’s head and uses her brainwashing machine to turn Silv to the catnip side.
“Ok, what do you guys normally do? ” asks Silky because she is a very silly silky kitti.
Flamilton appears out of the shadows. “WELL, what you SHOULD do is join the H’s!!” they grin, only a liiiiittle spookily. “We have cookies! And magictastical backflipping rubber ducks!”
“ Um… I think the catnip’s side also has cookies.”
“nO I aSsURE YoU tHEy DoN’T!” Flamilton gasps. “BesIDES!” Flamilton adds, “Our Magictastical Backflipping Rubber Ducks spit fire!” they smile, blowtorching the nearest catnip plant.
*yeets flam into the sun* Stay away from silky, she’s on the CATNIP SIDE. Take that!!!
Flamilton appears in the shadows behind Silver. “I’m gonna make you wish that I’d stayed gone!” they grin evilly. Then they glance at Silky. “Oh, and you’ll be back, soon you’ll see!” Then they begin skipping merrily into the shadows, teleporting back into the Triple-H Tower.
Silvs yeets indestructible catnip rockets in every possible direction, blowing up the triple-h base and Silvs watched casually as the triple-h members catapaulted into the air like Team Rocket /ref (Pokemon)
Flamilton appears out of the shadows with a foghorn. If the other sides don’t fear us yet, they will now >:D Flamilton thinks, an evil grin plastered on their face.
Rosekit is TOTALLY not scared at all by what’s happening right now, but she guesses it has something to do with this foghorn that Flam’s holding. She doesn’t want to be responsible for a battle, but also…she wants her side of the war to win. So, she screams at the top of the lungs, “PANCHITO! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND BREAK THIS FOGHORN!!” And Panchito does, in his cutie rooster way. “YAAWHOOOOOOOO!!!!!” shouts Panchito, not before doing a HUGE stage dive and plummeting to the floor.
silvs pulls out an even bigger foghorn that blasts flam into the air.
Alasquirt has finally conjured enough shadows to slip in and escape Pumpkinpaw’s unbreakable sack, but… they have forgotten what the ancient scroll says! “Curses!” Alasquirt shrieks to the sky, eyes blazing with fury. “How could I forget how to win the war?! Oh well, there’s only one thing I can do…” They flip out a super old timey computer and host a Kahoot game.
“Let’s give the war a new battle! Who wants to play Kahoot?” Alasquirt announces through their radio station’s microphone in the Triple H’s fortress. Now every citizen of the Hazelpage will hear through the radios and speakers all around the page, and Kahoot will glitch and overflow so much that the entire Kahoot establishment will go to Duolingo and Blooket for help. How fun!
“ME ME ME!! WHATS THE CODE?” She mews
Robo busts down the door of the Hazelpage, throws magictastical backflipping rubber ducks around, and screams: “I’M BACK!!!!!!!”
Flamilton gasps and points at a rubber duck they’ve named Gerald. “TAKE THAT, DEPRESSION!” /ref
Lionpaw pounces up to a box, gathering the Hazelpage together. She pulls out an official looking scroll. “Hear ye, hear ye, my name is Lionpaw and I present “Free Thoughts on the War of the Hazelpage”
Heed not the rabble who scream revolution
They have not your interests at heart
Crayons and catnip are not a solution
Don’t let them lead you astray
These catnip people does not speak for me
They’re playing a dangerous game I pray that we show you our mercy
For shame, for shame!” she screams.
Cloudo just looked around in confusion (mainly because she doesn’t understand anything going on) “Wait, what was happening again, I was off being depressed for a month and a half-“ “Also, what is with this page always having a war?”