The Hazelpage

The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.

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[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]

Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.

Notice Board:
Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.

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  • Brighty appeared again, having thought of one of her favorite songs (Satisfied). She felt like she just had to sing it as the lyrics formed in her mind. With the power of Code she made her own microphone appear, and hopped onto the stage.

    “A toast to the groom (to the groom, to the groom, to the groom)
    To the bride! (to the bride, to the bride, to the bride)
    From your sister (Angelica, Angelica)
    Who’ll always be by your side!
    To your union (to the union, to the revolution!)
    And the hope that your provide (provide, provide)
    May you always (always… )
    Be satisfied!”
    Hoping that some person might know the Hamilton song, she tossed the microphone in the air.

    • Ivy leaped forward, cutting off of her Heather song. Personally, she liked the Heathers songs better than Hamilton songs, but what was not to like in Satisfied? Ivy also loved the part that the song was at, and thought that she could do the ‘rewind’ bit quite well. So she continued after Brighty.
      “(Rewind, rewind, helpless, satis-satisfied)
      “I remember that night, I just might (rewind)
      “I remember that night, I just might (rewind)
      “I remember that night, I remember that –
      “I remember that night, I just might
      “Regret that night for the rest of my days (rewind)
      “I remember them slider boys
      “Trippin’ over themselves to win our praise (rewind)
      “I remember that dreamlike candlelight
      “Like a dream that you can’t quite place (rewind)
      “But Alexander,
      “I’ll never forget the first time I saw your face . . .”
      She stopped and there the mic in the air.
      Ivy then tried her hardest, and poofed, then re-poofed to sit beside Snow (I think?) as she drank her own lemonade from like 10 years ago.

      • She caught the mic.
        “I will never be the same
        Intelligent eyes in a hunger-panged frame
        Set my heart aflame, every part aflame
        (This is not a game)
        You strike me as a woman who’ll never be satisfied
        I don’t know what you mean, you forget yourself
        You’re like me. I’ll never be satisfied
        Is that right?
        I’ll never be satisfied… ”
        She threw the mic.

        • Lilacpaw who loves Hamilton randomly caught the mic.
          “My name is Angelica Schuyler”
          “Alexander Hamilton”
          “Where’s your fam’ly from?”
          “Unimportant. There’s a million things I haven’t done but
          Just you wait, just you wait.”
          She threw the mic and hoped that someone would catch it

          • “So so so
            This is what it feels like to match up with someone at your level–what the heck is the catch?
            It’s the feeling of freedom, of seeing the light
            It’s Ben Franklin with a key and a kite! You see it right?
            The conversation lasted two minutes, maybe three minute, evry’thing we said in total agreement
            It’s a dream, and it’s a bit of a dance
            It’s a bit of a posture, it’s a bit of a stance
            He’s a bit of a flirt, but I’m a’ give it a chance
            I asked him about his family, did you see his answer? His hands started fidgeting, he looked askance?
            He’s penniless, flying on the seat of his pants.
            Handsome, boy, does he know it!
            Peach fuzz and he can’t even grow it!
            I wanna take him far away from this place, then I turn and see my sister’s face and she is…”

  • “They send me away
    “To find them a fortune
    “A chest filled with diamonds and gold
    “The house was awake
    “The shadows and monsters
    “The hallways they echoed and groaned”

    • “I sat alone, in bed till the morning”
      “I’m crying, ‘They’re coming for me'”
      “And I tried to hold these secrets inside me”
      “My mind’s like a deadly disease”

      • “I’m bigger than my body
        I’m colder than this home
        I’m meaner than my demons
        I’m bigger than these bones”

        • “And all the kids cried out
          “Please stop! You’re scaring me!”
          I can’t help this awful energy
          God dang right you should be scared of me.
          Who is in control?”

          (Embix edit: dang is, but the alternative isn’t 🙂 )

          • “I paced around for hours on empty
            I jumped at the slightest of sounds
            And I couldn’t stand the person inside me
            I turned all the mirrors around”

            • “I’m bigger than my body
              I’m colder than this home
              I’m meaner than my demons
              I’m bigger than these bones”

  • “Now let the healing start,
    The fire’s out of guns
    We keep it our hearts,
    We’re like a thousand suns
    Ooh, yea-ah every day, step by step, we dare to love again
    And if we lose our grip,
    Meet you at the end.”

    • “Know they’re cutting you deep,
      Feel the scars in your sleep,
      What didn’t kill us made us stronger.”

  • Every night I lie in bed
    The brightest colors fill my head
    A million dreams are keeping me awake
    I think of what the world could be
    A vision of the one I see
    A million dreams is all it’s gonna take
    A million dreams for the world we’re gonna make

  • Lion looked up from her book, “Who’s up for a vacation now?” Not waiting for an answer, she added, “Great! I already have the plane tickets for us all.” And then she grinned and winked, it was her new signature move apparently.

  • She slipped inside, hiding herself in the shadows. The tavern’s location had been hard to find, but here she was. Her eyes, one ocean blue, one storm silver, took in the scene. People from everywhere in the internet gathered here. And now she had found it too. The Hazelpage Tavern, safe haven for all. Protected from the Codekind by programming spells and virus shields. She grinned under her hood. Her nondescript black clothes — a t-shirt, hoodie, jeans, finger-less gloves, and boots — and her shorter-than-average stature made her easy to overlook. Especially since she could manipulate shadow-code to make herself a wallflower. Nearly unnoticeable. Camouflaged. That’s what she did now. Shadow-code, the go-to programming of the Codekind, rippled over her until she blended into the background. Just another customer. Nothing to see. No need to give a second glance.
    Slipping around the edges of the crowded tables, she meandered up the stairs. No one approached her. No one stopped her. No one even glanced in her direction. Perfect. The shadow-code worked. She made her way up the stairs, flipping her hood back. She had raven-black hair tied back in a short braid and lightly tanned skin. Her heterochromic eyes were really the only thing abnormal about her appearance. Those she couldn’t change. Everything else… well, appearance wise, everything but her eyes was up for debate. This wasn’t her true appearance. She’d been someone else (many, many someone elses) for so long she didn’t remember it.
    Shaking off the thoughts, she slipped into an empty tower room. Room 713. Seventh floor, thirteenth room. A place for shadow-code and magic. Superstitions aside, the numbers meant a lot to Codekind, especially when combined as such. Locking the door, she surveyed the spartan room. Since the tavern didn’t house any permanent guests, the rooms were nondescript and functional. Perfect.
    Procuring a black backpack out of shadow-code, she set it on the small table and got to work.

  • “Hehehehehehe,” Emberdawn chuckled to herself. “This is the 1000th comment on this page.”

    “Well, 1000th moderated comment. There’s technically the actually 1000th one, but that’s a reply to Icy and she hasn’t modded it yet soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…”

  • “Ooh! The 1000th comment on this page! (Unless there’s an unmodded comment 😛)” Lion exclaimed, even though it probably didn’t make that much sense to say it.

  • “Falling too fast to prepare for this
    Tripping in the world could be dangerous
    Everybody circling, it’s vulturous
    Negative, nepotist”

    • Everybody waiting for the fall of man
      Everybody praying for the end of times
      Everybody hoping they could be the one
      I was born to run, I was born for this

      • Whip, whip
        Run me like a racehorse
        Pull me like a ripcord
        Break me down and build me up
        I wanna be the slip, slip
        Word upon your lip, lip
        Letter that you rip, rip
        Break me down and build me up

        • Whatever it takes
          Because I love the adrenaline in my veins
          I do whatever it takes
          Because I love how it feels when I break the chains
          Whatever it takes
          You take me to the top I’m ready for
          Whatever it takes
          Because I love the adrenaline in my veins
          I do what it takes
          Always had a fear of being typical
          Looking at my body feeling miserable
          Always hanging on to the visual
          I want to be invisible

          • Always had a fear of being typical
            Looking at my body feeling miserable
            Always hanging on to the visual
            I wanna be invisible

            Looking at my years like a martyrdom
            Everybody needs to be a part of ’em
            Never be enough, I’m the prodigal son
            I was born to run, I was born for this

  • This feels like a disturbing song to me, so here goes:

    Another head hangs lowly,
    Child is slowly taken.
    And the violence caused such silence,
    Who are we mistaking?

    • (I love this song soooooooooooo much, I taught myself to play it on guitar)
      “But you see
      “It’s not me
      “It’s not my family
      “In your head, in your head
      “They are fighting