The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Wren screamed and tackled Lemounicorn. She then put her rainbow Slapping Fish in one piece and slapped Lemounicorn 1,000 times. Now all you could see was rainbows of sparkles, created by her lovely Slapping Fish.
Rose realized everyone needed to talk to her, so she cloned herself. The clones gathered towards their comments as OG Rose prepared her party.
Ivy – Rose#1 sat down eagerly with Ivy, ready for discussion.
Ivie – “I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS!! *searches it* AUGH! AWESOME!” Rose#2 put Lucky Star~ ⭐️ on the TV.
Wishi – Rose#3 pulled out a Switch. “OR we could play on my Switch!! No?!’ She pulled out a 3DS, then popped in Pokemon Sun. She kept her Switch out though, just in case.
Sucks the lifeforce out of you
“YESSS BEAUTIFUL.” Ivie made an 👌 sign with her fingers. “Oh, and, beaUTIFUL cloning by the way.”
Beepaw took a seat at the table. Despite her trying, she hadn’t found Jaydapple. She huffed and looked around.
She needed someone to talk to. A REAL conversation.
Beepaw:
*mutters*Maybe I’ll go talk to Wren.
*goes over to Wren*Hi, Wren. That’s your name, right?
Fox Trot’s bruise no longer existed and she was sitting on the floor playing a game on her laptop, She had dog tights and a dark blue redsox hoodie on,the perfect outfit in her eyes
Wren looked up and back down. She kept on slapping Lemounicorn. “Yeah, I’m Wren. But I don’t have time to chat right now. This— this monster tore Slapping Fish in half.”
Lemonunicorn didn’t protest the slapping, effectively using her powers of effectiveness by dodging every blow. She snorted. “Well, that was pathetic.”
Beepaw:
*tackles her from behind*Now get the Slapping Fish Killer!!!
Dappy thought about how her crush had rejected her and immediately became bf to some random girl who didn’t have feelings for him. She promptly flopped onto the floor and became a mass of self-pity.
Wishi thinks Dappy may need a hug and acts accordingly.
Jaydapple:
*concerned for Dappy*are you ok, Dappy?*sits her up and takes her to a table*
Robin got up from the bed and decided to barricade the door against Herobrinepotato. Then she decided to send out the Ultimate Stalker Banana, because why not? After she did that, she barricaded the door, got on the bed, got out her Chromebook from her bag to write some fanfic and realized-
“Darn it! I left my wallet at the bar! Now I have to go back down there and face- HEROBRINE POTATO.”
She transported downstairs, grabbed her wallet, but before she could transport back upstairs-
(Shadow you can pick up what happens next.)
Navy hung a normal potato on Robin’s door. She then walked away.
Beepaw watched as Navy left. She had a creeping feeling that Robin wouldn’t like that. But maybe they were just playing. (em)Who am I to mess with their jokes?(/em) She walked away, feeling nervous about Robin’s door. She glanced back once, then, hearing something going on downstairs, left.
Someone else can pick up what happens upstairs!!
(code)Team Captain Of Boop-Clan!(/code)
Navy started crying because she loves Tina so much.
Raven comes here as a refugee after being teased in school. “May I apply for permanent asylum?” she begs Embix, and the other staff. “This is the only place I feel accepted at times…” Then she looks at the menu and orders a tofu and seaweed fish and chips. (Who updates the menu?)
“The Blog is open for all, but we can’t be a permanent place to go to,” Emberdawn replied gently. “The Blog can’t be the only thing someone can depend one. We can only help you so much, and people in your life can help so much more and be available more than we can.”
Beepaw:
*dies at her friend’s wise words*hey, Raven, uh… I know we don’t know each other well but if you ever want to talk I’m here and will listen. Just… just saying. Sorry if that came out weird…
Raven gladly sits down next to Beepaw with her food. 😀
Beepaw smiled at her, happy. She snagged a bit of food and popped it in her mouth, then turned to where Embix stood. She raised one eyebrow then shrugged.
Wren used her powers to summon 50 Slapping Fish duplicates. They all lunged at Lemounicorn. She summoned 1,000,000 more and called “Now let’s take over the world!” Some stayed inside, slapping victims in the Baseplate, while the rest rushed outside to slap everyone.
Beepaw
*goes to Wren, looking confused*why are the fish hitting everyone?
Wishi turned her magic bandanna into a large, sturdy dome and led the people in the building inside, away from the onslaught of fish.
Jaydapple:
*breathes hevily*Beepaw is still out there NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO well we’ll be fine. but someone can go get her if they wanna. Thanks, Wishi.
-she got plummeted by a bunch of slapping fish. So many she could not summon the energy to transport herself back. “Is this karma or something?! Help me!” SHe then managed to crawl under Wishi’s bandanna dome, where she breathed heavily. Then she managed to transport everyone in the dome upstairs. She then saw the potato on her door and groaned.
Lemonunicorn shot a beam of rainbow and all 1,000,000,000 fish disintegrated into dust, Infinity War-style. She the turned to Wren and disintegrated her into dust Infinity War-style.