The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Wishi sighed very comically and dramatically, removing the unicorns and Spongebobs people were literally drowning in by turning her bandanna into a mahogany wand. She then changes it into a Switch, projecting Undertale on a large screen. “I’m about to fight the last boss of the pacifist run, anyone wanna watch?”
Navy glued her eyes to the screen with real superglue.
Fox Trot practically yeeted herself at the screen screaming something about seeing her Favorite Skeleton Papyrus
Wishi removed the people from the screen and began to play.
*Eats body pillow while sweating profusely*
Shadow’s potatoes kept being eaten and destroyed. So what? let them. Not like they would ever understand the magic of potatoes. So, she summoned…
WAIT FOR IT…
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CHICKENS!!!
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The chickens flew everywhere and also became chicken nuggets. Then a random cat ate some. Suddenly the room showered with chicken nuggets and some people screamed. Then Shadow took a risk and snuck one of her potatoes out.
Chicken nuggies
Navy broke down the door but then replaced it with her magical clipboard (YES ITS BACK BE AFRAID). She then flew to a seat near a corner when she could be anti-social at any time she liked. “Is it just me that HATES getting substitute teachers or what?”
Rose sat alone. Her aloneness was very alone.
Life doesn’t make sense.
Raven sits on a chair, starts sobbing uncontrollably, and has a mental breakdown.
Wishi was too busy playing Undertale to notice the ensuing chaos. Then a chicken nugget hit her in the back of the head and she got a game over. She turned around, not even noticing when the battle resumed. She gave the chickens and the chicken nuggets a deadly glare, one of her eyes catching the light in such a way that it looked as if it were glowing orange. “Do y’all wanna have a bad time?”
(ba dum shish only Undertale fans will get the joke.)
Fox Trot turned Megalovania on and shifted to her fox form, Standing by Whisi, She glared at the chicken nuggets with her normal eye, and her button eye
(My cat Moon’s eyes glow orange/red when they reflect light 😛 and ur fursona’s so similar too… :P)
I actually have two fursonas it’s just one is my YouTube fursona and the other is my Blogclan fursona oof
Lunaheart glared at shadowmoon. “Do I have to eat those too?” She teased, only half joking. “Or i can spawn a bunch of baby sharks singing ‘baby shark’ to eat them?”
Lunaheart raised her wand
“OH. NO.” sHaDow started to scream. “MY bAbY bRothEr Carkit loves BABY SHARK BUT NOOO I HEAR IT ALL THE TIME from IDIOTS AT MY SCHOOL TOO OH NUUUUUU EVERYONE TAKE COVEEEEEERR!” The baby sharks appeared.
“BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO”
(Icy’s gonna be mad :P)
‘Megalovainia’ intensified as Wishi gathered the baby sharks and slammed them against the walls. She then remembered her game. “Come on, guys! It’s about to get good!”
Fox Trot was drowning in chicken nuggets, She screamed, Smacking the chickens with weak paws
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9M_lkAiTSo
Roo opened her mouth and let the chicken nuggets flow in. She was hungry anyway.
Chicken nuggets, Undertale, Baby Shark, Rose sitting alone…
WAIT ROSE WAS SITTING ALONE HOW WAS THAT POSSIBLE
“YES IT IS POSSIBLE ROO
I HAVE BEEN ISOLATED BY THE WEIRDNESS I BROUGHT HERE” shouted Rose over her aloneness and weirdness.
“NUUUUUU!” shouted Roo.
She thought for a minute.
“Well, then everyone should be sitting alone since we’re all weird… I mean, it’s like all out war here…”
She then noticed Bee’s… sister, wasn’t it? Blaze-someting? She walked over there in all the madness to greet the newcomer.
Beepaw stood and ran to Fox Trot, pushing the chickens off her. “You alright?”
EDIT: I accidentally put For Tort
Beepaw! Lightstar answered your character! Click my name to access camp. Unless you’ve already answered and it hasn’t been modded. (Sorry to those on the Hazelpage…. just wanted to tell Bee.) 😛
Thanks! I already responded but still, thanks!
Fox Trot nodded, Still in her button eyes and normal eye fox form, She looked up at Beepaw with fear sparkling in one green eye, The chicken nuggets were stronger then she thought and may over run the Hazel Page
Beepaw pats Fox Trot’s head. “It’s ok, Fox Trot.”
(I managed to spell Fox Trot as For Tort, Fof Trort, and Fox Tort all before finally spelling it right DANG MY FAST TYPING!)
Thistletooth jumps on a table where blogclanners are sitting and starts to sing the speedy mod song . “Speedy mod dooo dooo” She sings over and over again.
“That song is so annoying, yet, catchy
oh no
WELP IF YA CAN’T BEAT ‘EM, JOIN ‘EM!! :D” Shadow literally did nothing and drank some water she had randomly summoned even though she was supposed to order it from Embix. (REBEL >:P)