The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Fox Trot stepped forward, sat on her huanches, and lifted a microphone to her fox form’s muzzle. She took a deep breath, dimmed the lights and put on her best dramatic announcer voice “Testing, Testing, you now have an announcer for the rap battle”
Wishi I requested access to edit our doc can you give me access pleeeeaaaaassssseeeee?
I’ll check? Did you send an email because I don’t have one from you.
Cloudy appears out of nowhere, holding four huge potatoes in her hands
Wavey immediately teleported to wherever Cloudy is. “I have been summoned by the taters.”
Shadow screamed “CLOOOUUDYYYYY!!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!1!111!!!1” and suddenley gets teary-eyed. “ArE tHoSe pOtAtOeS? YES FINALLY MORE POTATOES 4 THE HAZELPAGEEEEE” it started showering potatoes.
Cloudy starts throwing potatoes to everyone
“Perhaps we should just… wing it?” Etherflight said, hoping someone would get it. “Oh, and we need team names.”
Dappy thought just winging it would be interesting so she nodded and said “Yeah.” She thought about a team name for a bit. She turned to Etherflight. “Maybe our team name could be the Shooting Stars, or the Mystic Arrows, or the Soaring Dragons? I dunno, just somethings that popped into my head.”
“How about ‘Turning Tide’?”
“Yeah I like that!” Dappy replied enthusiasticly.
Rose remembered this place existed and popped out of nowhere. “Oh hey yall, just letting ya know I have achieved ultimate power by becoming a warrior and now can destroy this timeline. But I won’t because that’s boring.”
She settled into a seat. “However… that doesn’t mean I couldn’t make a little chaos…” She smiled to herself, waiting for anyone to get the references.
“DO IT!!!!!” Shadow screamed. “BRING THE CHAOSSSSS”
I feel like that has to be a joke about SOMETHING by Toby Fox.
(Undertale – destroying the timeline thing
Deltarune – Jevil says chaos a lot apparently (am going to go through the game a third time, fun fact i named myself after the three alolan starters from Pokemon so 😛 )
I thought the first one was a Sans joke
“So, Hamilsquad vs Turning Tide?” Wishi asked. “Iris? Flighty? Would y’all like to go first or should we?”
“Epic Rap Battles of Blogclan ” Jag said standing on a table . ” who dares to battle me , the best rapper on Blogclan.” Jag yanked a mop out of someones hands and chucks it at a random person .
Fox Trot yawned, waiting for one of the teams to start.
Wavey leaned over the bar. “Hey, can I have some popcorn? This is gonna be good.”
Ivie screamed Megalovania at the top of her voice, screeching out-of-tunely 😛
Dappy realized she had been waiting for an online rap battle for three days and began contemplating life.
Ya know what, screw it. I’ll go first.
Wishi opened her mouth to spit some lines and get this show movin’.
“Oh, great Kate above
Here we go on another mission
I’ll give you just a second
To reflect on your poor decision
Nobody needs you or your toxic spite
So just take your bags and then take flight
And while your ‘glory’ is at its height
We’ll see our chance, we’ll win this fight
And maybe if you set aside
Your hubris and your dangerous pride
Maybe you will no longer be blind
And realize we can match you stride by stride.
But I understand if that’s out of your reach
There are a few who you just can’t teach
And honestly, just hold your breath
None of us need that eagle screech
All the choices we have shunned
Your ego leaves us shocked and stunned
And while you preen over all you’ve done
Just know that we’ve already won
But if you feel the need to carry on
I’m sure we can endure
Now take your time and waste your lines
And we’ll fake insult from your words
Now pitch your act and boast your claim
Now’s your time to shine or fall
Now drop the act of pride
Just like you’ll go in and drop the ball.”
Ok, I decree it Flighty’s turn.
juni fortnite danced.