The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Rose watched her weird friends rap battle, weird apprentice sing Undertale (even though it didn’t have words??) and Juni fortnite dance. She waved her hand, making a small dark blue portal appear, and a butterbeer floated through. Then she opened another, getting a burger with too much ketchup on it. Finally, she got some good old fashioned glitter cookies as dessert.
It was fun having portal powers.
Thistle stands on the bar table . she shouts
” hey ya’ll the name is Thist
I’m the best warrior there ever is
I’m a warrior
I’ve been on for a year and a half
I’m scared of trees
now don’t you laugh
I’m the toughest of tough and the bravest of brave
I’m the toughest warrior I dare to say
thats all I have , now give it a wrap and dare to say who won .”
Dappy acknowledged that it was her turn now and transformed into Seamist for dRaMaTiC eFfEcT. She cleared her throat and turned toward the competition.
“You two think
That you’re so cool
And you think that
You’ll win this duel
But I’m over here
Spittin’ fire
You know it cause it’s gettin’ hotter
But the thing is I’m the queen of water
Oh you think that
You’re so cool
You think that
You’ll win this duel
But I, over here, am from the great state of Kentucky
Popeyes, Lees, KFC if you’re lucky
We have some horse races
And lots hats that are funny
Oh you think that
You’re so cool
But you won’t
Win this duel
As I’m spittin’ more fire
You’re beginnin’ to sweat
But this rap
Ain’t over yet
You think that
You’re so cool
But you won’t
Win this duel
Once again
I’m the queen of water
But don’t doubt me
Spittin’ fire
You think that
You’re so cool
But that’s impossible
With me spittin’ this fire
You think this might be written in ink
And it’s cute of you to think
You’ll win it
But the Turning Tides will be glorious victors.”
She detransformend and sat down. “Beat that,” she said to Iris.
(Holy guacamole I didn’t know it would be this long)
Wait I’m confuzzled. I forgot who was who and thought Jag was Flighty. My bad!😅 I guess this is what I get for staying up past midnight the night before. Oof.
Oof
Is it ok for it to be that long or do they all have to be the same?)
Fox Trot stood up, Dimmed the lights and shouted into her microphone “Whoa! The other team might need a burn center after that rap, but perhaps they’ll pull through that!”
abracadabra – said by Russetpaw
Thistle dances on the counter .
Shadow forgot this place existed.
“Do we win by forfeit? Well, that’s pretty boring.”
The doors of the tavern swung open, as a shadowy figure walked in through the entrance. Everyone went silent. The figure slowly trotted toward the bar, drawing curious glances from others.
Approaching the counter, the man removes his cowboy hat, showing his face. “Long time no see eh?” Iceshard says to the tavern keeper. “We have a lot to catch up on.
Hawthorn walked in the tavern. She had been in it once before, but only for a few minutes. She decided to give it another try. She sat down at a table with a book, and listened to the music playing around her.
Raven walks in and has a mental breakdown due to the Emberden search.
Dappy appeared, pinning a small calendar to the wall. “It’s so far away, but I guarantee you,” she let out a small giggle, “The day of reckoning will come.” As quickly as she had appeared, she was gone. Closer inspection of the calendar shows that a particular date was circled. June 20. (Geek points to whoever gets that)
Fox Trot yawned, Sipped a hot Chocolate even though it’s almost june becaus she ignores the rule that hot chocolate is a winter drink, And looked at the calender giggling quietly when she saw the date ‘May 31st’