The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Hi? What is going on here? 😛
Walks in and looks around, ‘oh, hi guys!’
(Yay! It works on my chromebook! So I’m super confused on what’s happening, can someone fill me in please? Thanks!)
(Still fighting aliens, I broke in, and people took potions and now Iceshard has ice powers, Lionpaw has rainbow powers, Foxshadow has nature and I have fire 😛 Other than that not much I don’t believe?)
(Ahem, I have super amazing clones that obey my every command- minor detail XD)
(Okay, thanks!)
Wollow shrugged, and grabbed a potion. She drank it and coughed. “Why does that taste like nail polish remover? If you’re going to make potions that give you random superpowers, why can’t you make them taste like cookies or something?” She blinked. “What did it even do? Did I just drink something that tastes awful for nothing?” She shrugged, and took a step in a random direction. Instead, she moved forward quite a bit, and crashed into the wall. “Hmm. Now I don’t have to walk as much. Excellent for laziness.”
’’I NEED THAT,’’ Wavepaw yelled, running after Wollow. ’’Let’s all drink each others’ potions so we all have the powers! Or is that too OP?’’
All of a sudden the doors flew open. Black murkiness leaked over the floor like squid ink.
A cat with pink fur came in and shouted in a high squeaky voice: “I am the leader of the aliens! I command you all to come with me to my super awesome balloon space ship or I will destroy Shadowpaw!” And the cat started to glow with pink sparkles as it held a bundle of golden and brown fur.
Is this too weird?
It’s never to weird
Kinda 😛
’’SURRENDER!’’ Wavepaw screamed, chucking a conveniently placed ball at the alien leader.
(I want in)
Moonpaw woke up from a corner of the tavern, wondering where she was, what was happening, and why she was floating.
Wavepaw, who had been standing there doing nothing, unfroze and glared at Iceshard. “Hey, you hit me with your ice powers!” she complained, before crossing to the potion rack, kicking aside an alien who tried to stop her, grabbed a glowing purple potion, and gulped it down. “Ooh, it tastes like a strawberry milkshake, yum!”
She held out her hands and looked at them, before frowning. “Hmm, nothing happened. How exciting.” Then a giant wave swept in and crashed more than one alien off their feet. “Oh, wow. I stand corrected. That was exciting.”
Lionpaw looked hungry “Strawberry milkshake?” She asked sweetly. 😛 I had too say that
Iceshard glanced up toward the giant pink cat. “We’ll never go with you. Even if Shadowpaw does die!!!” Shadowpaw had a terrified and saddened look on their face. Iceshard attempted to wink toward Shadowpaw, but the oppurtuniry was lost when the space cat spoke.
“Very well then. Say goodbye to your friend.” Then it started for the door when Iceshard froze it shut.
“Everyone! Stop that space cat!!!” He ordered.
Darkpaw walks in, seeing aliens, all over, with her fellow Clanmates using supernatural powers to fight back at them, she watches as Wavepaw drinks a potion and creates waves, she rushes over and gulps down a red one and flinches at the taste. suddenly and inky darkness begins floating in, covering two of the aliens in a dark cloud of blackness. The ink seeps into their fur and suddenly they become rooted to the floor, stuck in a dark puddle. “Cool…..” Darkpaw whispers, and conjures more of the black cloud.
Suddenly an alien grabbed Emberpaw by the sleeve. “Halp!” he screamed. He tried to set the alien on fire, but Wavepaw’s wave extinguished it. He tried again, but nothing happened. Did his power run out? He grabbed the nearest bottle and took a sip, but he spit it right out, disgusted by the taste. “Taste this!” he yelled, putting the bottle to the alien’s mouth. It coughed up the solution, but continued to drag Emberpaw away.
Sends a cloud of darkness over the alien stopping it in its tracks, cannot pry it away from Emberlaw
Wavepaw sent a wave at them, but that was not working. So she tried the oldest trick in the book. “Hey, ugly!“ she screamed at the top of her lungs, chucking something at them.
Suddenly the ground shook. Asterpaw dropped to the ground and yelled “DUCK AND COVER!” A gigantic alien that looked suspiciously like Bowser suddenly crashed in, shooting deathly purple fireballs everywhere. All the other aliens who everyone had been fighting crouched down, saying something reverently to there master.
Alien Bowser Dude looked at the kneeling aliens disdainfully, then yelled something, pointing at the book-hurling cats.
Try’s to send the inky blackness at Bowser alien but the two other aliens jump in front of their leader, taking the blackness for themselves. Darkpaw grumbles as the Bowser thing turns to her, she looks up and smiles sheepishly. Bowser shoots a purple fireball hurling at her, and she only just manages to get out of the way in time.
Emberpaw seized the oppurtunity and fled from the alien that was grabbing him. He looked up and gasped. He tried to fire his laser gun. The alien roared in fury, but nothing else seemed to have happened.
Wollow walked up the wall and onto the ceiling. “It does that too, I guess. Though maybe I could already do that? I forget. Anyway, fun foos time yeyyyy” She dropped a large bucket of tomatoes on an alien, then found a random anvil and dropped that too.
“Where’s the mayonnaise?” Lionpaw joked, she wasn’t really bothered by the swarms of aliens – with all these magical powers, it was easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy getting rid of them, she was using books as her main weapon, not rainbows, she unleashed her evil cat from her cat carrier, “Look Dotty, fish!” She pointed to a lone alien, her cat’s eyes widened with craziness, before she scamered off into the distance and clawed the alien, biting and clinging onto it with needle sharp claws.
wrapping an alien with the thick vines she bunched her fist up which tightened the alien leaving little air for it to breathe.
“eeeeep-i-eeep! okay, i’m not gonna kill you so, just leave okay, before any others kill you… GO!”
the frightened alien scrambled away as fast as it could and disappeared out the door to the tavern.