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Worst ships in warrior cats and why by Willowdawn

Willowdawn lists the worst ships in the series.

[image description: a collage of Rusty sitting, Graypaw on his hind legs, Bluestar calling out, and Brambleclaw's eyes above them]
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[image description: a collage of Rusty sitting, Graypaw on his hind legs, Bluestar calling out, and Brambleclaw’s eyes above them]

Hello! My name is Willowdawn, and some of you might know me for lecturing characters I hate! Today I am going to be screaming about the worst ships in warrior cats, and why!! (in order and only canon ships)

10. FernIvy
Mostly because I hate Ivypool, with all my heart and I am quick to defend Dovewing AT ALL COSTS.
Anyway, no one ever noticed this, but Fernsong and Ivypool are actually cousins.
Fernsong’s father is Lionblaze, whose mother is Leafpool, whose father is Firestar, whose nephew is Cloudtail, whose daughter is Whitewing, whose daughter is Ivypool.
THEY
ARE
COUSINS.
I also do not like this ship because Ivypool kinda didn’t pay much attention to Fernsongs or her kits.

9. GrayMillie
I could go on for HOURS about this ship.
Millie was very aggressive and rude to cats who tried to HELP HER, and she was really lazy and just watched as she let a beloved character, Honeyfern, die for no reason for her stupid daughter.
Then, Millie would reject all of her other kits, and when Blossomfall was HURT, she yelled at her.
And Graystripe never did ANYTHING about it.

8. SandFire
because this is a very overrated ship, because Dustpelt deserved better #DustpeltDeservedBetter, and because…
Sandstorm: Ew guys its a squishy soft fat lazy little kittypet lets pick on him because why not hes so annoying and smelly and a horrible hunter and hes weak and buts into every Clans business and hes mean and starts border fights for no reason I bet he orders mcdonalds every day helpppp

Firestar: can we kiss?

Also because Firestar was WAYYYYYY YOUNGER than Sandstorm like bro isnt it kind of wierd that youre like sixteen and a sever-year-old is crushing on you like bro thats a little odd.

7. IvyHawk
EEEEEEHHHHHHH its just hes a very very very good character that was really well-written and clever and strong, while Ivypool was selfish and whiny…those two just dont belong together. Also you cant have kits with a dead cat.

6. MothLeaf
Not that I hate lesbians it just that I don’t really like this ship, I mean Mothwing deserved someone who didn’t lie to everyone, risk it all for one boring man and get like three cats killed on the way.

5. DoveBumble
I LOVEWING DOVEWING, IM NOT SAYING I DONT LIKE HER IM JUST SAYING I DONT LIKE THE SHIP.
Anyway, Bumblestripe was very clingy and creepy around her, and everyone was pressuring her into loving her. Like bro, how would you feel if your friends were forcing you to love someone you didn’t love? Someone did a very good job of explaining this so search “defending Dovewing” and click on every single one until you find it!

4. LionCinder
Mostly because I support IceLion and because I don’t like how Cinderheart replaced Cinderpelt almost IMMEDIATELY.

3. every cross-clan ship EXCEPT TigerxDove
TigerDove is awesome!
I don’t like every other one because the Fandom loved Silverstream, Graystripe, Millie, Crowfeather, Yellowfang, Lionblaze, Leafpool, Heathertail, Mapleshade, Appledusk, Jayfeather, etc for cross-clan romances…but hate DoveTiger? I’m confused.

2. BrambleSquirrel
Ashfur deserved squirrelflight, and Bramblestar yelled at her, and Squirrelflight yelled at him, etc.

1………POPPYBERRY
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Berrynose: NONONO HONEHHHH!!!! YOU ARE MY ONLY LOVE AND NO ONE WILL EVER REPLACE YOU!!!!

Berrynose 0.00001 seconds later: So then I started dating her sister—

Yeah no.

Anyway, these ships that I just named are very overrated!!!!

Thank you for listening!!!!! also, please spam #StopShippingHorribly!!! Byeeeee!

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