Now that you’ve stumbled across this chaotic nook of the Blog, you may be wondering what exactly we are. The Apprentice Army is a corner on the Blog that’s made its own family. It is something all members on the Blog can be part of. There’s no need to ask to join, you can just jump on in and get a warm welcome. We love ideas for events, games, positions, etc. It’s a place to make friends, and belong to a community — one that you can help create. While it began with the objective to take over the Blog, it has evolved into a place you go when you are looking for a smile. Now, the purpose of it is to create a family….and throw some moddos into a pot 😀
Since you’re here, you might as well stay!!
Some common things you’ll see referenced around here:
The Pot: A soup He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named throws apprentices in to >:(
Moms: Warriors who are honorary Army members and help run things!
Our High Ranks: Leader, 2nd in Command, 3rd in Command, Mediator, Medicine Cat, Medicine Cat Assistant, Ultimate Accomplice!
Flinty: Our Leader!
Proposed by one of our awesome members, Mounty, we now do positive challenges! They’ll appear here when updated!
Positive Challenge:
Say hello to one new person this week!
Feel free to chat and plot chaos here! Here are some links to our affiliated places:
History – https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AaopviEQT5tOTmCYYcwAjRJEEkJ5EnvPBMPbaVeMtek/edit
Game Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-game-page/
Chaos Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/tumblr_p72wbmkwfu1x6eg0ao1_1280/
Introduction Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/needletail-3-png/comment-page-1/?unapproved=1091623&moderation-hash=3be3002ca595c3a414d25094e554cffa#comment-1091623
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Pages no longer in use:
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Old Elections Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-elections/comment-page-4/#comments
Yalls my ELA teacher just came back from NEW ORLEANS and she showed us some pics of her vacation and I couldn’t help myself to ask “did you try jambalaya?” and then my friend whos also a hazbin fan yelled JAMBALAYA from the back of the room and i just died bro oml-
YES THE JAMBALAYA
HONESTLY JAMBALAYA IS AMAZING THO
BACK IN JUNE I FINALLY CONVINCED MY DAD FOR US TO COOK JAMBALAYA AND IT WAS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL
OR I GUESS YOU COULD SAY IT WAS MAGICTASTICAL
HOWEVER WHEN ALL OF IT WAS GONE I WAS EXTREMELY SAD AND ANGY
JAMBALAYA WE LOVE YOU <333
Found this by clicking all pages :0 can I join?? :3
OFC
OFC OFC!! I saw your intro and I made a comment *grumble grumble wasnt modded yet grumble grumble* but I’LL…I’LL BE YOUR GUIIIIIIIIIIDE…TO THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
Here we plot against the mods who totally dont see our nefarious arson schemes >:3 Also your should join the hamilsquaddddddd I’m Liomadison!
YES ABSOLUTELY 10000% OFC!!!!! :DD
now, from my *excellent* deduction skills, might I perhaps assume that you like Hamilton? because I happen to be a *certified* Hamilton addict😌😊😌 which also fyi makes us literal besties immediately because I’ve never once met a fellow Hamilfan I didn’t immediately love (except if you count my family members, but they’re really not *true* Hamilfans, I just happened to be able to
blackmailpersuade them to all be Hamilton characters for Halloween last year :DD)bUT UH UH UHHHH WELCOME!!!!!!!! I’m Flamepaw by the way, but most people just call me Flamilton or some other silly nicknames and you’re welcome to do so too!! :DD
OMG OMG OMG another aLaStOr fan!?? wHy i hAveN’t bEeN tHiS enTeRtaIneD siNce tHe sToCk mArKet cRasH of 1929
That’s such an iconic line
Flucifer
SHORT DUCK KING
I’m so happy I’ve found another alastor fan :p
Also what nickname do u prefer?
GASP HELLO HELLO!!! PLEASURE TO BE MEETING YOU, QUITE A PLEASURE /ref :DDD
haha I very much agree, it’s always so silly and magictastical to meet another hazbin fan (especially another alastor fan specifically✨) :DD iN FACT, Lio (lionpaw/fall) actually created an Alastor
worshipdiscussion page on this sps, if you’d like to check it out!! :DD https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/The-Alastor-Worship-Page/but uhh I actually don’t really have any nickname preferences tbh!! really any nicknames make me happy <33
Okey dokey! I am IMMEDIATELY going to join this ALaStOr “””“discussion””” (notice all the “”s)
page, thank you for sharing this CRUCIAL and VITAL information with me 😌 I’m going to check it out rn 😉
:DDD
YAS JOIN THE CULTT
YASS LETS CAUSE CHAOS TOGETHER MUAHAHHA
GUYS WE SHOULD HAVE A MEWING CONTEST
AND WHOEVER WINS GETS EXTRA DODO SOUP
YESSSS
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
IM LITERALLY THE MEWING MASTER OF OHIO
SIGMAS BEWARE >:DDDDDDDDD
mew
OMG that’s gotta be the best one ever… we have to put it in the Guinness world record book of 2024!!! >:D
OMG SO SKIBIDI
YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS
Why, hello people! I just realized I haven’t been here in a pretty long time; how are you all? Also, can I have a serving of dodo soup while we’re at it? :PP
*aesthetically serves the gud soup*
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS
hihihi Kiri!! I’m doing alright, how about yourself? <3 and of course of course!!! :DDDD
Hello everyone! I’m new to the Apprentice Army, but boy oh boy does it look fun. Also may I do something to the dodo soup? *daintily adds a whole truckload of JAMBALAYA * here, now it’s JAMBALAYA and dodo soup! ☺️ (aLaStOr nO sToP-) may I ask when are we going to overthrow the mods with the absolutely *brilliant* arson schemes you guys have plotted?
I’M HUNGRY FOR
freedomSOME JAMBALAYA LIKE NEVER BEFOREEEE✨✨ /refwhy, for the next part of our ingenious plan, I’d say that we capture the dodo who mods this comment! prepare to be soupified, speedy dodo >:D
GUYSSS
PLS HELP ME PASS THE TIME UNTIL JUNE 2025 WHEN I BECOME AN APPRENTICE
On here, I mean 😛
BUT IN JUNE 2025 I’LL BE A CRUSTY MUSTY WARRIOR, JEFFIRESON😭😭😭
nooooOOOOOoooooo oh well u can still be a mom maybe 🙂
flam i literally can’t imagine you at all as a warrior lol
honestly i can’t imagine MYSELF a warrior and yet here i am 😭
even at age 34 I’ll still be an appendix at heart🫡🫡🥹🥹🥹
Relatable 🥹
fr, same
Why specifically 34
Yeah what about 35?/j 😛
WAIT YALL ACTUALLY USED JEFFIRESON?? YAY
pfftt havent beeen here in ages hellp
also i need jokes, my friend and i have to do a video for our assignment, kind of BTN style video (wait yall probs dont know what that is, its behind the news, basically educational videos about current events and stuff) on the australian constitution, and btn usually makes it funny…. lit my only idea for a joke is me saying oH i kNoW aLL abOUT thE ConSTItutioN “The plan was to write a total of twenty-five essays, the work divided evenly among the three men. In the end, they wrote eighty-five essays, in the span of six months. John Jay got sick after writing five. James Madison wrote twenty-nine. Hamilton wrote the other fifty-one-” beofre my friend like cuts me off and reminds me its the AUSTRALIAN constitution, but she said no one will get my ref sooooo i need like funny stuff lol. Help me chaotic apprentices!
i remember btn haha! i haven’t watched it since yr 6 so a bit of a trip down memory lane
(pls don’t put me in the pot)
HEHE FLAMS NOT HERE TO SAVE U NOW
but we must respect our great leader 🙁
I very much agree 👌👌✨
extra soup for Hollz today🫡🫡🫡
ah, thank you. thank you :3
i do what i can as a member of the loyal mom cult
ah, cults! very fun very fun :DD
By great leader, you mean ‘elders’
MwhHHhehHahiwjejene
excuse-moi👀👀👀
Exvuexvupexluvex
June 2025
Eheyheheheheheh
Idk how to make jokes like that so I will unload my entire mind to you
*AHUANANNSM*
(Please note these probably make no sense at all bc I made them when I was 8)
Joke 1: ‘I went into the bakery and asked for some bread dough. The baker put a window on the counter. “Here you go” he said, and I stared at him blankly. ‘Win-dough!” He exclaims’
Joke 2: (this is super old so uh) ‘All the animals were lining up to go to the cinema. Panda is the only one sitting down. Fox says to him, “why are you sitting down, panda?” Panda says “I can’t stand this”‘
Joke 3: ‘What do you call a witch in sand? A sandwhich’
Joke 4: ‘Can you remember me in a day? |Other person: ‘yuh’|’Can you remember me in a [repeat this line several times with: ‘Week, month, year, decade, century, millenia’ instead of day.’|You: ‘Knock knock’|Other person: ‘Who’s there?’| You: ‘I thought you said you could remember me?”
Joke 5: ‘Vote for Rick Astley. He will never: Give you up, let you down, turn around or desert you‘
Joke 6: ‘What do dogs have for lunch? Woofles!’
Joke 7: ‘Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide’
Joke 8: ‘Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting [Farm animal] Interrupting wh-[Cue you Interrupting with your chosen farm animal noise]
Confusing things:
1. If it takes a week to walk a fortnight, how many apples in a bunch of grapes?
2. One summers day last winter, when the snow rained hard on the ground, a barefooted girl with clogs on, stood sitting on the ground.
Ask for more if you want
give me the spaghetti please!
some extra-delicious liv spaghetti coming right your way sir🫡🫡🫡
Yippee
snowy spaghetti coming right up!! would you like any maple meatballs with that?
Yes please
perfect, what about some piney parmesan cheese? 😀
Sure thing
here you go! fresh out of the pot :3
Thanks Hollz X3
np :3
but u already stole my spaghetti
Uhhh how do you know that •••••••
I should really be more active on hereeee
HIHII
ITS BEEN AWHILEEEE
MODDO SOUP FOR ALL
AND MODDO CHEESE
HEYYYY RAINBOW :DDDDD
Hiiiiiiiiiii! :p
AAYY MACERENA
YAAAASSSSSSSSSS
Guys I haven’t been here in so long, but i’m back now!
ITS MODDO SOUP MAKING TIME!!! *cackles evilly*
YUMMMMMM
YALL THERE IS A SPEEDY MODDO ON THE LOSE
*catches osp in a speedy pot*
*makes dodo soup woth extra cheese*
MUAHAHAHAAHA OMNOMNOM
SOUP FOR ALL
🍲🍲🍲🍲
i actually don’t make a very good soup so maybe you shouldn’t eat me
Oh, Osprey 😌 you have forgotten one thing…
MUAHAHAHAAAAA IM EVIL SO YA
*laughs maniacally and stirs osp soup*
WHO WANTS OSP SOUP!
Wow you make a very good soup after all
So some of yall prolly know I started the alastor worship page >:3 And i have an sps thats hamilton-related, so i’m starting up a ✨theatre✨ worship page! JOIN MY CHILDRENNN
https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/2024/08/14/happy-birthday-lionpaw-fall/hamilton-cookies/comment-page-1/?unapproved=1994161&moderation-hash=1269f63e744fc41db70ce16eac51e411#comment-1994161
and heres the alastor wworship page for the hazbin fans :3
https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/the-alastor-worship-page/