Now that you’ve stumbled across this chaotic nook of the Blog, you may be wondering what exactly we are. The Apprentice Army is a corner on the Blog thatβs made its own family. It is something all members on the Blog can be part of. Thereβs no need to ask to join, you can just jump on in and get a warm welcome. We love ideas for events, games, positions, etc. Itβs a place to make friends, and belong to a community β one that you can help create. While it began with the objective to take over the Blog, it has evolved into a place you go when you are looking for a smile. Now, the purpose of it is to create a family….and throw some moddos into a pot π

Since you’re here, you might as well stay!!

Some common things you’ll see referenced around here:
The Pot: A soup He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named throws apprentices in to >:(
Moms: Warriors who are honorary Army members and help run things!
Our High Ranks: Leader, 2nd in Command, 3rd in Command, Mediator, Medicine Cat, Medicine Cat Assistant, Ultimate Accomplice!
Flinty: Our Leader!
Proposed by one of our awesome members, Mounty, we now do positive challenges! They’ll appear here when updated!

Positive Challenge:
Say hello to one new person this week!

Feel free to chat and plot chaos here! Here are some links to our affiliated places:
History – https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AaopviEQT5tOTmCYYcwAjRJEEkJ5EnvPBMPbaVeMtek/edit
Game Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-game-page/
Chaos Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/tumblr_p72wbmkwfu1x6eg0ao1_1280/
Introduction Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/needletail-3-png/comment-page-1/?unapproved=1091623&moderation-hash=3be3002ca595c3a414d25094e554cffa#comment-1091623
Wiki – https://blogclan-2.fandom.com/wiki/The_Apprentice_Army
Pages no longer in use:
Old Main Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army/comment-page-14/#comments
Old Elections Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-elections/comment-page-4/#comments

I was told there was a bfdi club on the apprentice army page… where my children?!? I must find these people
no idea π
I’m not sure but good luck!
APPRENTICE ARMY HEAD PARENT VOTING IS OFFICIALLY HAPPENING!!! i will not be taking any more candidates, this is the final list π
vote here! https://take.supersurvey.com/poll5344421x71034047-160
and yes yall can vote for yourselves π
I’ve voted! When does voting end?
good luck everyone!! <3
How long will the voting happen?
love that
Voted!
I voted!
Hey, Iβm afraid I just accidentally cheated. I did the poll again to see the results and saw five votes for Silverdusk (I voted for her). Then, to make sure I hadn’t cheated, I did it again, and clicked Silverdusk again. Six votes. Which means I accidentally voted three times, thinking I had only voted once, and I’m pretty sure I’m not the only person who voted multiple times, so Iβm afraid the results might be false.
yeah i suspect that too, based on the results that i see…thanks for pointing that out, fallow. sadly i think i’ll have to find a new polling website and use that instead
Ohh I see! Thanks for fixing this, Holz, and thanks for letting everyone know, Fallowsy! And thank you very much for voting for me <333
I voted!
I voted, but as Fallowsy said, I’m afraid we’ll have to find a better way to vote so there’s no cheating :3
CREATED A NEW POLL, SCROLL DOWN <3
Woohooo the voting is happening!!
Go silv!!
*Appears from thin air*
Hello every how’s life? Good to see people’s beautiful shining comments!
And to everyone running for head parent, good luck! (Not me anxiously going to check the results AGAIN- Also, not that I think I’m gonna win anyway cause I’ve only been on the Blog for like a little over a month but, um, anywayz- Am skeedadling to check again-)
Anywayz, everyone have a good day/night!
*Unleashes a feral screech in hello*
hi feather, just kinda wondering something…when you’re checking the results, are you voting for yourself again? bc tbh it’s a little suspicious that you have more votes than anyone else combined π /nm
Naur, I dun think so-
Hiii Feather!
I’m afraid the reason you have that many votes is because you vote for yourself every time you check the results; it’s impossible to see the results without voting first, so I’m pretty sure we’ll make a new poll to prevent an inaccurate result ^^
[wow I’ve never written a comment THAT civilized before lol]
yeah scroll down, i already did :))
Ahhh, ok, I see now, sorry, I didn’t think it did that!
Hello hello!!! I’m doing well, thanks! How about you? Good luck <3 <3 <3
SPEEDY OSPREY SHOW YOURSELF AND WE’LL THROW YOU INTO THE POT π
>:3
Yellow >:3
*Throws a yellow crayon*
Enjoy ur crayola :3
um um please no dont soupify my metroπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
por favor
>:3
WE SOUPIFY ALL MODDO DODO’S MWAHAHAHAHHAHAH
WE MUST >:3
nty <3
We can’t throw Osp into the pot, sadly. They are our leaders mentor, and we must respect our leaders wishes.
B-b-but Osprey soup is the best π₯Ί
pleeeeaaseeeeeee can I have some for my bday next year at least? π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
I mean if it’s June 1 or later then sadly yesπππ as I shall be a crusty musty warrior on may 31ππππππππππππ
NO SHE MENTORS OUR OVERLORD >:00
Let’s be merciful, we’re talking about our emperor’s mentor :3
AAAA
ATTENTION EVERYONE:
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE
IF YOU ARE ACTIVE THE SAME TIME A MOD IS SOUPIFY THEM IMMEDIATELY
OFC OFC
OFC!!! *soupifies snowy*
I MIGHT IF I REMEMBER BUT I’LL PROBABLY FORGET :DD
real π
Of course o7
Welcome to Mizzieβs Hot Chocolate Shop! Everything here is free, all you have to do is ask and I will serve! Hereβs the menu:
Mapey Maple Syrup Hot Chocolate
Piney Pumpkin Spice Hot Chocolate
Lil Lavender Hot Chocolate (iβve actually seen this before I didnβt just make this flavor up)
Moon Macadamia Hot Chocolate
Piney Peppermint Hot Chocolate
Darkwing Dark Chocolate Hot Chocolate
Snowy Strawberry Hot Chocolate
Chocolate Birch Bark Hot Chocolate
Golden Smores Hot Chocolate
Also, if you come up with any flavors youβd like, I can make custom, and I will add it to the menu next time!
Please place your orders in a reply to this comment! Thanks for visiting Mizzieβs Hot Chocolate Shop! Have a good day/night/whatever time it is for you rn
I need everything on the menu cuz its my birthday :3 (at least in the USA it still is)
:0 UR PROFILE PICTURE IS SO CUTE-
ofc!!! happy birthday!! And I will make you a custom flavor which is all of them mixed too! *serves A LOT of steaming hot choccy* Enjoy!
I’ll take a mix of the goldi and the liv one please >:3
*serves hot chocolate* enjoy!
Could I please have some Piney Peppermint Hot Chocolate?
Yes ofc! *serves hot choccy* enjoy!
I remember making cheeso’s restaurant menu ages ago, then yall copied me /j
Anything cheeseπ§π§π§π§π§
Since it’s nearly Christmas I guess I have to go with the Piney Peppermint hot chocolate π (but genuinely if you made a real life cafe with like strawberry hot chocolate and macadamia hot chocolate I would LIVE there because these options have me salivating /lh)
oof Iβm defintely going to lose the vote but good luck to everyone running for head parent!
Good luck to you too, and everyone else! <33
ATTENTION!!! VERY IMPORTANT!!!
it turns out people can vote more than once and were voting more than once on the last poll, so i’m creating a new one. voting on this one will last until december 7.
https://buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=EbzqKoM :)))
IGNORE THE CORRECT ANSWERS I JUST PICKED THE FIRST ONE FOR EACH QUESTION YOUR SCORE DOES NOT MATTER
I can’t reach that site because I use my school computer and it’s blocked :3
but you’ve voted…
Hold up, I thought we were restarting entirely-
I’m confused-
Same π
we are restarting entirely, but i can see that you’ve voted on the buddymeter.
No, I haven’t… I can’t get to the site because of my school
hmm, well, someone’s name is featherstorm and they voted for you…
you can’t vote for yourself, anyway Feather.
goodest of good luck my peoples!! :DD
I’ve voted! Good luck to all candidates!!
Oh wait was I not supposed to vote again?
Hi Holz! I can’t follow the link so please add my vote for Silverdusk!
i’ll try to remember π
Buddymeter isnβt working for me lately and it just keeps loading foreverπ I’m really really sorry to bother but can you please remember I voted for Silverdusk? Again, thank you so much and sorry for bothering!
sure
Thanksiesssss!π©΅π©΅π©΅
Buddymeter worked after all so just ignore this comment lol :PP
i think you should use a google form instead ^^
can’t people vote twice on those? i used the one site i know you can’t vote twice on π
there are way to remove the link so people can not vote multiple times
I was busy looksmaxxing
Voted >:3
Voted!
I voted!
Was scrolling back pages and um…why is everyone asking flam to do things like the app army ballots??
i believe it is the head mom thingy
AHUM AHUM
correction – mUm
sometimes I don’t even understand half the things people ask me to doπ€· like wdym ‘do math in math class’!! honestlyπ /lhj
I believe it’s because hollz was thinking of making a position of ‘head parent’ which is just a silly thing for fun!! nothing too serious; after all, this is the app army we’re talking about :DD
Ayyy I’m back on the app army except I’m also a birthday helper………
Welcome back Jazzy! Hru?
Good- I had a pretty long blogbreak due to mental health but everything’s good now.
hihi jazzy!! now you see as you’re still an appendix I suppose we shall give you a pass! for now that is <3
Yayayayayay
ayy, birthday helper here too wassup
Heyyyyyyy fellow helper (thanks for covering me for the roundup)
*poofs in* hola fellow birthday helper :3
Hola! How’s life?
A mod is online, GET THE POT!!! π
Ok
May I join?
yas
SNOWY IS ONLINE!!!! GET THE POT
Wait wait wait, you don’t wanna do that to me! I’ve got ice cream for all of you >:)
Srry not srry *soupufying Snowy*
*steals the ice cream and pushes snowy into the pot*
Hah, you’ll be sorry . . .
SNOWI, I SUMMON THEE-
I have been. SUMMONED
INDEED YOU HAVE, NOW- *GRABS AND RUNS AWAY WITH SNOWI AND SOME STRING* HEHEHHEHE TO MY BASEMENT YOU GO!
Snowy remember when we threw you in the pot once and you said you had infinite lives?
*grabs cloning machine*
INFINITE INFINITE SNOWYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HAHSAAAAAAA MY VICTORY IS INFINITE
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, now Snowi, don’t tell them where I’m holding you against your will-
Where’s the genie π
He only appears if you eat me, and even then you have a slim chance of him appearing against the odds of you collapsing π
GET THE POT GUYS
HEY, HE STILL OWES ME TWO WISHES-
Sorry to say it, but he does not – curse his sneaky contract, huh? /lh /j
Well dang it-
What, noooo I would never do anything ta’ Snowi cuz of this- Thundapperquerp, wanna help me trap Snowi in my basement?-
Thundapperquerp is on my side, he appears if you eat me after all π