The Hazelpage

The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.

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[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]

Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.

Notice Board:
Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.

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  • I was told by someone that this was a general discussion place. But after looking around at some of these comments I thought it looked more like a roleplay page than a general discussion one, and I really dislike roleplaying.

    Can somebody please tell me a bit more about the Hazelpage?

    • “Here is the answer to your question,” Shimmers mewed, clapping her paws to make a large, rolled-up poster appear. She handed it to Sunny Cat.

      The poster read:

      1. This is sort of a mix between roleplay and discussion page. This basically means that we use it like it’s a discussion page, but we roleplay the scenarios. (I don’t know how to better explain it.)
      2. The Hazelpage is only limited by your imagination!
      3. The Hazelpage is AWESOME and please give it a try! 😀 😀 😀 😀
    • “Sure!” Leopardkit says. “In the Hazelpage, there is LOTS of chaos.” While Leopardkit is talking, she throws a cupcake at Sunny Cat. “If you want a discussion page, touch the Need Company button and click Discussion Pages. Okay?”

    • its basically a page for chaos! on new pages, people write crazy comments that add chaos to everything, and people reply while adding more chaos! it is slightly like roleplaying, since everyone refers to themselves in third person, and everything happens on a tavern named the Hazelpage, but its wayy more fun than roleplaying! give it a try, and if you don´t like it, no one will force you to play.

    • Foreverpaw gasped, “A new page!” Answering Sunny Cat’s question, she said, “Yeah, this place isn’t really a discussion page, it more of a roleplay with no rules. On each page, something new happens.  If you don’t like roleplaying, then you probably won’t like this page. But hey, have you ever tried roleplaying before? I suggest trying typing your words in quotations- it’s actually quite fun! If you don’t want to, then that’s fine.”

    • its pretty much where we all act like we are our own characters and we are all in the same room. There is much choas

    • I don’t like roleplaying vey much either, but the Hazelpage is really fun.
      I guess it’s a little like roleplay, and not at all a discussion page but instead somewhere we can do whatever we want?

    • Ok guys I’ve decided I won’t use the hazelpage since I dislike roleplaying.

  • “CAN I COOK MY CHICKEN IN PEACE!?!?!?” Daydream yells in front of a raw chicken holding a flamethrower”

    • “That flamethrower is too dangerous!” Mistfeather yells as she dumps a water balloon on the flamethrower, splashing daydream in the process.

    • 🌧️🐍 𝕊𝕟𝕒𝕜𝕖; 𝕊𝕟𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕓𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕤 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕦𝕟 || 𝕊𝕟𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕡𝕒𝕨 🐍🌧️ says:

      Snakey grinned. “Nope-itty nope nope!” They ran over, grabbed the chicken and the flamethrower, and chucked the chicken out of a window. She then used the flamethrower to catch the pink microphone on fire. They cackled all evil like and began chasing her dog, Fre Sha Vaca Do, with the flamethrower. Shen then proceeded to trip herself on a tipped over table, causing to hit her head on a tray full of drinks, causing a chemical reaction baking soda and vinegar explosion, which caused the tavern to fill up with foamy vinegar.

    • “There is no peace.” Navy sighed, ordering yet another unbranded orange juice. “Only chaos.”

      • “Kinda the point.” Ember mutters, smiling as she turns the foaming drinks into FLAMING foaming drinks.

    • Shimmers silently held out a list to Hopfall.

      1. This is sort of a mix between roleplay and discussion page. This basically means that we use it like it’s a discussion page, but we roleplay the scenarios. (I don’t know how to better explain it.)
      2. The Hazelpage is only limited by your imagination!
      • Nevermind, It’s not really a discussion page, it’s a do-what-you-want page. 😀

  • Leopardkit waves her paws in the air and it starts hailing in the Hazelpage. “Yay! That’s my hardest- Ouch!” Leopardkit yelps as hail falls on her head. She waves her paw in the air and the hail disappears and it starts snowing. “Much better.”

  • “Umm… Rubykit PLEASE stop eating my ear while brandishing a knife” “OW!” Rubykit jumps on Moonkit’s Stomach

    • NO!!!!!! opalkit cried as she nibbled moonkit’s ears off and shaved all of Moonkit’s fur off with the knife

  • Hopfall runs in with a donut. She tries to sit in a corner and eat it in secret, in hopes that someone else doesn’t steal it.

    • “Someone is going to steal that just because you told them not to, you know,” Shimmers pointed out.

    • Neverpaw runs over to take the donut, but Foreverpaw beats her to it. She touches the donut and it turns into a million donuts, but all of them explode into dancing walkie-talkies that turn into the famous porble cookies but these ones turn into frogs wearing birthday hats as soon as someone tries to eat them.

    • 🌧️🐍 𝕊𝕟𝕒𝕜𝕖; 𝕊𝕟𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕓𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕤 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕦𝕟 || 𝕊𝕟𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕡𝕒𝕨 🐍🌧️ says:

      Snakey slithered up to Peck and bit her leg. She then continued to yeet Peck into the oblivion.

    • “Ugh!” Shimmers hissed. “New spell!” She clapped her paws and Peck disappeared. Before she could reappear, Shimmers said, “Peck can no longer enter the Hazelpage in any way! That spell cannot be undone by anyone!”

    • “It’s so annoying when evil twins do that,” Hopfall mewed sympathetically. Then she handed Hawkie a bottle with vinegar. “Squirt Peck with this whenever he tries to kill you. I do it with my evil twin and it works every time!”

    • 🌧️🐍 𝕊𝕟𝕒𝕜𝕖; 𝕊𝕟𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕓𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕤 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕦𝕟 || 𝕊𝕟𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕡𝕒𝕨 🐍🌧️ says:

      “No!” She bit the chicken burned it with a flamethrower!

    • Hopfall says to Daydream, “Don’t worry, I’ll follow you to Africa so that you can never cook your chicken in peace.”

    • “Bye!” Frost chirped, her eyes narrowed and then she smiled again

    • Mistfeather reversed time with her magical hourglass so the hazelpage is perfectly chaotic once again

  • opalkit still is cowering at the corner where there is still piece wondering when this will end and when someone still sane will join her with the diamond shield over her to fend off flying food, car-sized hail with spikes, flying ships, magic cheese/cupcakes, flamethrowers, eval twin trying to kill people, and a myriad of other stuff

    • “Oh, half of that stuff isn’t here anymore!” Shimmers mewed helpfully. “Every time there’s a new page, the chaos resets!”

  • “GET YOUR BANANA PEEL HATS HERE!” Silvy screamed over everyone and slapping banana peels on a bunch of random cats’ heads.

    • “ITS OVER SILVY!” Mistfeather tore off the peel silvy had just put on her head and turned the rest of the peels into snowballs. “THERE WILL NEVER BE PEACE!”