The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Willa steps carefully through the door, limping. “Hey, guys,” she said, breathing heavily. She is all scratched up and bleeding and has a small knife sticking out of her left ear. “I forgot the password. This place has crazy security. For once I’m wishing it wasn’t so safe. Time to rest.” She flops down on one of the numerous cushions.
Willa realizes, just as a dead fish whizzes past her ear, that it might not actually be the best place to be when injured after all.
Willa leaps off her cushion when a knife randomly falls from the ceiling and the handle hits her head. She lands on the back of Twigsnow, who’d just arrived through a hole in the floor. Twigsnow rears up angrily, sending Willowdance flying through the air again, this time landing on the Pineapple. “Ooh yum a pineapple,” she purrs, beginning to eat it, but then Whirlpaw yells, “ATTACK!” for seemingly no reason at all, and before she knows what’s happening, a screeching, yowling pile of cats is on top of her. “Get off me!” she tries to yowl, but someone’s paw was pressing her face into the table, so it sounded like, “Gehohffmer!” which is no help because no one can understand her. Willa tugs the knife out of her still-bleeding ear, wishing the medicine cat of BlogClan was there, and chucks it into the roaring chaos of a pile, hoping it doesn’t slice anyone’s throat. She squirms, managing to shake the cat pinning her there off, and leaped into safety. At least, as safe as you could get for the Hazelpage. She throws a living octopus onto the pile and giggles innocently when it drowns, and then dies, because of air.
The octopus finally unbalances the table, making it tip over and fall. Snowfeather grabs the octopus and brings it away from the pile, ignoring the pineapple. “What is dis?” she mews, sniffing it. “It smells like FISH!” She begins to eat it. Willa calls to her, “You’re lucky it’s dead, or it would have strangled you!”
Can we start the chaos again please?
I’ll start:
Doepaw magically summoned a whole lot of pineapple for everyone to destroy.
Blazestrike waved Mirage over to deal with it and she quickly dissolved the pineapple using her venom. Then Blazestrike went back to reading A history of magic.
Whirlpaw goes back in time using an echilada And pushes Blaze away from the pineapple to prevent him from seeing it and calling over Mirage. *cue next paragraph that was modded after this one (sorry)*
Whirlpaw screeches then leaps at the pineapple that was directly in-front of Doespots. As she hits the pineapple, the impact sends her flying towards Doespots, making Whirlpaw and the pineapple crash into her. As Whirlpaw tried to rip the pineapple open, all the other cats started leaping towards the pineapple, and Whirlpaw fought to keep it in her grip as many pairs of claws tried to pry it from her. The cats had formed a large mountain of fur, teeth, and claws, and Whirlpaw felt crushed by the weight. Whirlpaw was still standing on Doespots when Doespots gasped for air because Whirlpaw was standing on her and so were many other cats
Wow that was really descriptive
i was in a writing mood
Mintpaw ate the pineapple because she eats everything.
“I have saved you from the pineapple!”
*cue amazing outro music*
“Well everyone,” said Raven, the fake wind rippling her black fur. “Ringshard has taken back Snowfeather when I wasn’t looking, so no more enchiladas.” The fake wind then abruptly stopped, and Raven chomped on one remaining fish enchilada.
“Except for that one. I managed to grab that before Snowfeather was summoned back to the Diamond Circle.”
*gasping, trying to get all the cats off of her* “Can we get Snowfeather back?”
“No,” said Raven. A tall, pointed rock broke out of the Hazelpage floor, and Raven blinked, flying towards the top of the rock and standing on it.
“Let me explain. We’re gonna have to go to space, ’cause Snowfeather lives there. Actually, not only do we have to go to space, because us mortals can’t see the guardians, only the planets. So we also have to find a rip in Space time to access the control panel, where we can actually see Snowfeather. However, since Snowfeather rightfully belongs to Ringshard, and Ringshard’s the third most powerful deity in the Solar System’s control panel (you know which planet she’s in charge of), we have to escape her watch, reach Snowfeather, and shrink her to a manageable size ’cause she may be itty bitty compared to the other immortals but absolutely ginormous when compared us itty bitty mortals. Also, Snowfeather is Ringshard’s ‘favorite child’, so it’s gonna be hard sneaking her out without her noticing. Also, if Ringshard notices, she may just find the Hazelpage and delete it. So no, in the meantime would you like to see the rest of my OCs?”
¨No.¨ Leopardkit meowed. ¨To get Snowfeather back, we must call my dragons and all the dragons in the world and blow things up.¨ She thought for a minute. ¨And make a portal.¨
“And I’ve been working on creating a new kind of dragon!” Willowpaw whistles and a white-with-grey-swirls dragon that looks like it was carved from stone flies over. “Her name’s Marble,” says Willowpaw, proudly. “A PebbleWing. Her powers are fire-breath, super-strength, and… Hmm… What was it again…?”
Everyone just stares at her, thinking, Even SilkWings can do better than that.
All of the sudden Willowpaw starts floating in midair. Marble growls something.
“Oh, yes now I remember!” Willowpaw falls slowly to the ground. “They can make stuff move with their minds! I mean, I know that’s not exactly the same as blowing things up, but they can also destroy things with their minds by pulling different parts of the same thing apart!”
¨I have been working on a dragon too! It can breath frost breath and fire, read minds, tell the future, explode things, turn things invisible, hide things, teleport things, turn things to stone, shapeshift, and change the weather.¨ A small, tiny dragon jumps near Leopardkit. ¨I call this species a EveryWing! Also, she´s super fast.¨ Leopardkit stops so she can breath for a moment. ¨Do you like her? Her name is Magic.¨
Not wanting to get left out, Blaze stepped back to reveal a bright, fire-red dragon with four wings separated by shards of bone. The face of the dragon was stretched in a snarl. Grinning, Blazestrike proudly told everyone, “This is Cupcake, the first of her species the Volcanowings!”
Doepaw revealed a tan-and brown waffle-patterned dragon. “This is the WaffleWing. It’s special power? Chaos.”
Snowpuff trotted in proudly, and shouted “I’m BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK” as everyone groans and rolls their eyes.
Yawning, Blazestrike looked at all the chaos and decided to add some of his own to the mix. Standing up, he shouted at the top of his lungs, “he was loud in his head when he saw the teacher at the teacher meeting and then went back and went to work on the teacher conference in his head teacher and then head back to the teacher class and he said that was the only way that I could get the class and he was not able and then we were able answer him in class when I got back to class lol I think I got him a few things that he did so much for this game but it seems like it’s not a good idea for a few minutes and it is not worth it tho I think it would have a good way of keeping up to date and I thought I was a little disappointed in this game and I thought I would have it for the first one.” Taking a deep breath, Blaze dropped back to his chair.
“A new school old is happy ever after with a riddley tounge dark bird and a fruit! Wonder far, and blueberry muffin flip! You me in one light.” Willowpaw replies, easily.
Whirlpaw nods, throwing her pineapple onto someone and they become crushed by everyone jumping on top of them. She jumps onto a hammoc hanging down from the ceiling and yowls “I left my feet at the bed this morning and when i went to walk my snail the grass was blue cuz the computer was on the oven and my cat forgot to water the lake today night!”
Bloss walks back into the Hazelpage. “Oh dear,” she says “What did I just walk into,” She rolls her eyes as she sees the chaos start to unroll. “Wonderful,” she thinks, “exactly what we need. MORE chaos”. “You guys! Don’t you dare start this mouse dung again” she growled aggressively.
Bloss froze as actual mouse dung flew into her face.
Bloss walks back into the Hazelpage. “Oh dear,” she says “What did I just walk into,” She rolls her eyes as she sees the chaos start to unroll. “Wonderful,” she thinks, “exactly what we need. MORE chaos.” “Guys, stop.” She growled.
Blazestrike sauntered past, chucking firecrackers everywhere. Smirking at Bloss, he said, “Sorry, but we can’t.” before slamming a pumpkin pie into the nearest cat’s face, which happened to be hers, He walked away, leaving a trail of chaos in his wake.
“NEVER!” Doepaw shouted.
Doepaw shouted “ The and his family members in a group of kitty pets that leave their house folk and the refrigerator door was closed today so I don’t have any pets.”
Whirlpaw nodded and wiped away a tear from her eye from all the emotion she felt from the amazing speach.
Rainstripe summoned a giant pie and threw it at Whirlpaw’s head ,then grabbed a firework and exploded it in a watermelon sending watermelon peaces everywhere.
Rainstripe leaps onto an ledge “I have made another dragon” he says “he is supper fast, can breathe underwater, has supper strength, Has animus magic, can freeze you with his glare can make you explode by thinking about it, can turn invisible can breath fire, if you tutch him you will explode, anyone want to do a demonstration” *all cats shake their heads* “ok he can also shake the world, has telekinesis, has far-sight and mind reading, has poison in his claws, and he can catch any prey” *all cats back away* “ can teleport anything, can make anything happen can turn gigantic, and he is called a SimpleWing.” *a tiny dragon hops up next to Rainstripe.* Darktail: “prove it” *Darktail explodes
Whirlpaw shakes off the pie and leaps at Rainstripe with a loud yowl. Before Rainstripe can react Whirlpaw clamps her teeth around Rainstripe’s haunches and pushes her off the (very tall) ledge. The two cats tumble down hissing and yowling. As they fall Whirlpaw grabs the only weak spot on a Simplewing, the tip of the tail, and the dragon evaporates forever. Whirlpaw let go of Rainstripe who is still tumbling down the ledge then used the push from the now evaporated tail of the dragon to get onto the ledge where Rainstripe had been standing before. After Rainstripe finishes falling off the ledge and is panting at the bottom Whirlpaw screeched and yowled, telling everyone not to mess with her. She then looked down at where Rainstripe lay, shocked, and hissed. Whirlpaw leaped away and sat on her beanbag chair.
Doepaw stared, impressed, and then, after pausing a moment to think about her battle plan, leaped onto Whirlpaw. Whirlpaw turned, surprised, and tried to defend herself, but Doepaw has spent years training in the destruction of insane helicopters. She pinned Whirly to the ground and shouted “I AM THE CHAMPION OF ALL THE EARTH!”
then she went back to reading her book and destroying random pineapples like nothing had happened.
*Simplewings have no weak spots, except for their skin UNDER the invonirible scales/
okay thats what i meant sorry
Seriously, reading this description of the Hazelpage above and then looking at the chaos below always makes me laugh so hard.
Now, back to adding to this chaos.
Whirlpaw snickered and taught “oh well, did u NOT notice the snake I put on you?”
She then watched as Doepaw fought a snek that was around her neck. Wail Doepaw was distracted Whirlpaw pinned her down and the snek slithered away obediently. “nice job Repiv” Whirl whispered. Whirlpaw shoved a Waffle into Doepaw’s mouth, forcing her to eat the whole thing. When Doepaw was done Whirlpaw released her. Whirl then jumped onto the highest hammock and slurped a slurpee once agin
Rainstripe leaps back up hissing a leaps at whirlpaws headhe pins her down then her forearm he leaps back and eats the pineapple of shielding, with no way to become unshielded Whirlpaw leaps again but bounces of the shield, he then throws 10 pies at here witch covers her in pie
Whirlpaw catches the 10 pies in her mouth and eats them before they hit her face. She then opens a black hole that swalloes Rainstripe. Whirlpaw turned towards Doepaw and snickered and taught “oh well, did u NOT notice the snake I put on you?” She then watched as Doepaw fought a snek that was around her neck. Wail Doepaw was distracted Whirlpaw pinned her down and the snek slithered away obediently. “nice job Repiv” Whirl whispered. Whirlpaw shoved a Waffle into Doepaw’s mouth, forcing her to eat the whole thing. When Doepaw was done Whirlpaw released her. Whirl then jumped onto the highest hammock and slurped a slurpee once agin
Doepaw summoned an army of WaffleWings, and they all attacked Whirlpaw’s snake until it evaporated into dust. Doepaw leaped onto one and shouted, “I AM THE SYRUP!”
Doepaw and the WaffleWings flew to the upstairs bedrooms and reading nooks and started to throw many different objects at the cats trying to sleep.
Whirlpaw reincarnated Repiv as another snake and watched with her head tilted to the side as Wafflewings read books. She watched them throw objects and books so she joined in and yelled “Hey Doe!” as if she hadn’t just attacked her with a snake and force fed her waffles
“Hey Whirly!” Doe shouted back
Raising an eyebrow at the chaos, Blazestrike gestured at Mirage. “You know what to do.” he said in a bored tone. “With pleasure.” Mirage smiled as she sharpened her claws.
Whirl rolled her eyes at Mirage and displayed her long black claws. Both Whirl and Mirage knew what that meant. Whirl swished her tail and grinned as she jumped down from a “sleeping” cat she was on.
A powder blue police box with the label ‘Tardis’ crashes through the Hazelpage ceiling, creating a mess of broken tables and smashed food. Proudly wielding a familiar bleepy pen, Lone prances out tail high.
”Alright, stop while I do up my wi-fi data.” Lone makes dramatic motions in the air with her paws then straightens.
”On to official business. I caught word that there’s been illegal advertising of dragons, misuse of snakes,” she casts a glance at Whirl’s direction, ”And most importantly chaos without me.” She sneaks a look at the firecrackers + other explosives she has hidden in the Tardis and hopes no one will notice them.
Whirly scronches up her nose, smelling the delicious smell of TNT. She quietly leaps up to Lone and grabs a stick and proceeds to light it up and swallow it. “Mmm” it exploads, causing a small sound to come from Whirl’s belly but nothing more. Whirl then looks up at Lone (whirl is a smol cat) and asks “so are we going to use them or what”
Redblaze stares at Lone’s TARDIS wistfully