The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Wait what ARE we? Cats? People? Anthropomorphic cats?
Edit: page flipperidoo
Warrior Cats is a series about anthro cats, I think we are anthro cats too.
Oh. I thought warriors was about normal cats XD
“Well I’m a grilled cheese sandwich, obviously!” Flamilton scoffs, yelling down at those peasants from the H Tower.
“One can never know!” Roxy cries, leaping down from the ceiling where she was sleeping as a bat.
I am a cat with a light sabor with a crayon handle and a Darth Vader helmet!
“No idea, but catnip is way better!” Pumpkinpaw yowls as she throws catnip at Shroomi
“Idk, but I WANNA BE A POTATO!!!!!!” Stripepaw pretends to be a potato.
“MY SIDE, THE CATNIPJUICE SIDE, DECLARES WAR ON THE STAR WARS SIDE. ATAKKKKKKKK!” *MelodyPaw yowls, jumping down from the fortress of catnip juice bottles that she made in 0.00001 secs as everyone started ✨fighting✨ she flung her pet goober-rock around, hitting 833729773732728 cats.
Darth Fallow aggressively starts to pummel catnipjuice cats with her light sabor while yell-humming the Empire jingle.
Pumpkinpaw stares at Melodypaw, confused. “There’s a new side now?” she asks. “I mean, that’s normal, but why are they called the Catnipjuice side? Are they trying to steal the glory of the original catnip?” she gasps and starts charging towards Melodypaw. “YOU BETTER BE ON OUR SIDE OR ELSE…”
“THERE ARE SIDES NOW? WHAT DID I MISS” Stripepaw runs around, confused.
Pumpkinpaw quickly runs up to Stripepaw,
desperateeager to find a new soldier. “Well, we have the Triple H’s, the TaDC side, the Catnipjuice side, the Star Wars side, whatever Mousebrain’s side is called, the crayon side, and then we have the most powerful, ultimate side… THE CATNIP SIDE!” Pumpkinpaw hands Stripepaw her 1,000 page contract. “Just sign here to get free catnip, and you don’t get obliterated when the superior catnip side wins!”https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=ca40933dfed72823&rlz=1CAOUAQ_enUS1087&q=tadc+poster&uds=AMwkrPvm8_c_sXwSSmiGU3d9U-y8NGxgxfcwfZMhkvX7nc0P3OJZqRT4VwFXYs0OIUzOwQyeK67sLmtOyqJerKcxGSa4Sfxz0iPxpswE8N7DA_PkmWGY7O6yha__kQ5nUAkA9BxcRRutZ8qEmy-sRSs31cSv_kGpBI00p_UsEMI9U25VFna96shVh71bl16guOn6hYO-gHXB-czrZ1v73_Ztcb8m6ltsbpY3HHQYJrwhFvOO0slzR-AtkYabifb6sicH9TPuWznQyiWUJVvc5lQpm5kGv7TrjBH7qSubcOMj5gDyEAEUmZsk7nzYe7u0PwmSslGzHjZO&udm=2&prmd=isnvmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjk8oun0vGFAxUwFFkFHf3JB0sQtKgLegQIEBAB&biw=1366&bih=768&dpr=1&safe=active&ssui=on#vhid=HadNks_X0GxOjM&vssid=mosaic
OFFAL TADC POSTER FOR THE TADC SIDE >:) i picked a cause like.. COME ON JUST LOOK AT JAX HE’S VIBING! (jax is the purple rabbit with overalls)
also let it load, takes a whille for the one i picked to come out
how do you say no to this? https://freeimage.host/i/Jgswp3J
it’s a calendar, I have it in my room >:3
FERNY POTATO, OMG, I’M SOOOOO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW!
Wait yall-Is my sps page working? It’s tied to my name so click it to make sure
It doesn’t work! You have to go to the row that says Website when you edit your profile, then put the website in there.
nope did you click your profile and find the thing website and add he URL code in it and hit save I hope this helps
Does it work now? I redid it.
Does it work now? I redid it.
It works!
no 😛
Koi looks around, squinting their eyes.
“The Triple-H’s… catnip side… TADC side… Starwars side… uh how many others..? Oh wait…. but is the catnip side ALSO the catnipjuice side…?? This is very interesting…”
Koi grabs their notebook and scribbles down notes on the longest war in history.
“CAN I SEE? I JUST GOT HERE AND WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE WAR” Stripepaw rudely grabs Koi’s notebook and runs off with it.
Koi frontflips angrily (/j) and grabs the notebook before running off into their house, which hazbin (😏) getting more and more war-ified, full of catnip and Jax posters and lightsabers… even some random Husker plushies free for the taking..
“I’m… I’m… I’m turning to the dark side!!!!!” 😈👿😈
“I DECLARE WAR WITH CATNIP SIDE, TOO! ATAKKKKK AGAIN!” MelodyPaw said, hammering a titanium, coated copper sign to the wall saying ‘ join the catnipjuice side! Free snaks and drinks! (Yes, there will be cheese)’
“So you ARE against us!” Pumpkinpaw yowls at Melodypaw. She slyly grabs out a catnip blaster and grins. “WELL THEN GOOD LUCK, BECAUSE CATNIP SHALL NEVER DIE!” she spawns onto the battlefield, starts putting up her catnip flyers, and aims at Melodypaw.
“I WANT TO JOIN THE CATNIPJUICE SIDE, GIMME CHEESE” Stripepaw spawns in with a diamond sword and attacks Pumpkinpaw.
“HOW DARE YOU BECOME PART OF THE COPY OF THE FAR SUPERIOR CATNIP SIDE!” Pumpkinpaw yowls as her enchanted netherite sword spawns in. “YOU’RE GOING TO REGRET THAT!” she yowls as she charges to Stripepaw.
Flamilton cackles while watching from their state-of-the-art Hand Binoculars in the H Tower alongside their fellow H’s. “Muahaha! Catnip, so weak! Turning against one another that quickly! I dunno about you guys, but I haven’t been this entertained since the stock market crash of 1929!” /ref 😛
Pumpkinpaw throws so much catnip at the H tower that it explodes as she starts attacking. “CATNIPJUICE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TEAM CATNIP!” she yowls as she throws more catnip at people. “THEY ARE A KNOCK OFF OF THE MOST SUPERIOR SIDE, TEAM CATNIP SHALL WIN THIS WARRR!”
Robo dodges the catnip and throws grilled cheese sandwiches at Pumpkinpaw.
“HELLO EVERYBODY!!!! I AM HERE!!!! 🤠” Stripepaw magically appears and looks around.
Darth Fallow shouts the Empire jingle in Stripepaw’s ear.
“WHO EVER WANTS TO JOIN THE ALMIGHTY, TOTALLY AWESOME, CATNIPJUICE SIDE, SIGN THIS ✨EPIC✨ CONTRACT OF COOLNESS. THE CHEESE IS IN THE COOLER OVER THERE!” MelodyPaw points to a humongous Among us cooler, grinning like she was winning ✨. “OH YEA, THE DRINKS AND SNACKS ARE IN DA COOLER TOO.” She said, hitting all of her popularity marks. MelodyPaw also grabs her pet Ender Dragon, nearly frying PumpkinPaw.
Pumpkinpaw throws destructive catnip at Melodypaw, exploding her base. “YOU EVEN WANT TO STEAL MY CONTRACT THING!” she yowls as she throws even more explosive catnip. “CATNIP IS SUPERIOR AND WE SHALL WINNNN!”
“Star wars is best, ofc, but I agree, catnip is better than catnip juice or whatever it is. after all, I was formerly catnip side”
Vix yells, “STOP THIS WAR! THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH! AT LEAST JOIN FORCES LIKE Hamilton joins forces with James Madison and John J. John J. got sick after writing 8. Madison wrote 27. Hamilton wrote, the other 51! I am making a safe haven for those wishing to be safe. Come find me to join my haven. We are part of no wars and we accept all sides.” She ends her speech with a flourish.
Mei strides confidently into the active war zone. “How do I join the catnip side?” She manages to scream and whisper the question simultaneously.
“You sign the 1000 page contract!” Ammie grins. “But I’m on two sides so idk.”
“Wait, I signed both the catnip contract and the crayon contract.” Ammie says, looking around. “So what am I on?”
(and what is the Hamilsquad and how do I join?)
MelodyPaw creates another base, this time rubber (the strongest material on earth) with a titanium coating. “CATNIPJUICE SIDE ✨SLAYS✨ I WILL OVERTHROW YOUR ✨SUS✨ SIDE IF U DO NOT SURRENDER TO OUR ✨SLAY✨ SIDE” *MelodyPaw Yells at PumpkinPaw, nearly frying everybody with her ender dragon.