The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
ANNOUNCEMENT: I’ve never picked a side in the catnip vs. Triple H war bc catnip are my enemies and I’ve never watched Hamilton, but I literally love that one Aaron Burr, Sir MAP so, magistastical splendiferous Flamilton IV, am I allowed to join Triple H and battle against catnip alongside your army?
s n I f f
Watch hamilton.
But I don’t have Disney +😭
I believe the songs are on youtube too!! ^^
Oh cool, I’ll give them a listen!
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l e g a s p
I never thought this day would come 🥹
ABSOLUTELY YES YOU ARE SO WELCOME TO JOIN I’M SO HAPPY RN I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE ACTUALLY JOININGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YASS FALLOWSY!!!!
I COMMAND YOU TO WATCH HAMILTON IT IS THE LITERAL BEST-Alps straightens her tie and leaves the semi-quiet sanctuary of the door. She immediately is bombarded by various food items. “My suit!” she screams. “Aeiuywioquecqbwyelioeqwbuegqwloi!” Then she announces: “I have decided to join the Triple-H side because dot dot dot. Give me cookies now please.”
Also are we still anthropomorphic cats? 🙂
Icemeadow pulls out his Cookie Launcher and begins firing Catnip Cookies at Alpacapaw at the rate of 32 Cookies/second. It’s an older model. “Join the Catnip side!” He shouts. “We have unlimited cookies, and they’re better than anyone else’s!”
(Honestly I have no idea 😛. I believe so?)
Flamilton gasps. “WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME! I’M ALEXANDER FLAMILTON, I’M AT YOUR SERVICE, SIR!” /ref he smiles, leading Alps to the Triple-H Tower. “We have Magictastical Backflipping Rubber Ducks (that spit fire), brownies, cookies of all sorts of flavors except catnip because catnip is evil, and jambalaya!! LOTS of jambalaya!”
“SO MUCH JAMBALAYA!” Foampaw added.
“We must make Alastor proud, after all!” Flamilton adds to Foamy’s addition.
“I thought we were supposed to be on all fours!” Foampaw said, glancing around.
“Oh, er, well, this is awkward.” Apollo added, and Clover slapped their face.
i think we are still anthro cats? i haven’t really noticed.
Jeffireson gasps. “TRIPLE-H IS THE BEST!!!! SPLENDIFEROUS CHOICE, MY FRIEND!!!!”
Viv looked around to make sure that no one was watching.
“Er- uh- I’ve decided that I will watch Hamilton sometime soon and see if I like it,” she meowed. “Even if I do like it though I shall not betray catnip.
also because I kinda hate hazbin hotel for no reason”Silverstorm exited the Hazelpage promptly.
*random but anyone here that likes breakfast burritos? I tried some from Mcdonalds a while ago and then my brother cooked some breakfast burritos and they taste JUST LIKE the ones from mcdonalds!! They also have cheese in them.
update on checking out the hamilton:
nope for me TvT
LIES DDDD:<<< /lh
i get bored easily
even reading the graphic novel adaption of into the wild was lowkey boring helpppppppp
“NOO I LOVE HAZBIN” Chreddar yelped “I’ll have a listen to Hamilton songs rq”
TRAITOR >:C THE TRIPLE H IS CATNIP’S SWORN ENEMY AND TRIPLE H IS HAZBIN HOTEL + HAMILTON >:((((( /lh
“YEAH BUT I’M LEADER OF THE CHEESE SIDE! HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE ME!” Chi snapped, then yeeted cheese snacks at her
Silvs picked up a catnip blaster. “AND as Pumpki’s loyal follower YOU SHALL BE KICKED OUT OF THE CATNIP ARMY IF YOU LIKE HAZBIN AS WE ARE ALLIED WITH TADC AND CREAMYPAW and TRIPLE-H’S SWORN ENEMY.” /j
“IF YOU KICK ME OUT OF THE CATNIPPERS, I’LL KICK YOU OUT OF THE CHEESE SIDE!” She’d growl “WOOFBARKWOOF. I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO LIKE HAZBIN
and totally not Hamilton songs too but you don’t know that :3she’d stomp off to go annoy FallowsSilvsy picked up a catnip blaster “we shall wait until Pumpki comes back to see if she will kick you out >:CCCCC” /lh
*Foampaw stuffed some jambalaya flavored popcorn into her face, and watched from the triple H tower.*
“Drama….” She meowed, while Apollo looked at her weird. Clover was till caught up on what the heck a BlogBreak was.
Flamilton looks around to make sure literally all of the members of the Triple-H Army are watching. “Well that’s a no-brainer!” they whisper, half to themself, half to whoever might have the burden of listening to their ramblings. “Who doesn’t like Hamilton?”
“i think i did like one hamilton song before though and it was in a gacha life edit and that’s saying something- too bad i forgot what song it was though because it was actually okay and I am very picky with music-” then Silvs clamped a paw over her mouth and ran off to find some more brainwashing catnip. “AAAA I AM BETRAYING MYSELF HELP” /lh
Flamilton stares at absolutely nothing for about 20 seconds before resolving to figure out what song it was and convincing Silvs to join the *far* superior side of the Triple-H’s.
Please do /j
blooks rain from the sky, burying the kahoots 😝
yas
real facts right here
Truer words have never been spoken
hey that’s my line 😛 /j
Fi gasps. “Nuh-huh!” She yells, and races across the Hazelpage to find Cheeso, the only person besides yours truly
who is thinking clearly and joined the Kahoot side!/jk 😛Not the only person :DDD
“HUZZAH!” Jeffireson yelps. “A NEW KAHOOT!”
Kahoot rules!
No truer words have ever been spoken.
😭😭😭
But kahoot is my childhood
and blooket is my life /j
seriously i have never used kahoot
I have, but I play Kahoot at school and Blooket on the Blog so of course I prefer Blooket😌
see I used to play Kahoot in like elementary school but in middle school we use blooket and I think that’s better its more fun but it does get boring so then we go to Kahoot and its fun (long story short we go back and forth😛)
peak poetry 😌
(I love how everyone just got out of roleplay to reply to this comment 😭😭)
This is my first time in this page, I really don’t know what j have stumbled onto
madness and cookies :DDD
It is a biscuit :3
chaos
there is catnip/tadc (the amazing digital circus) vs triple h (hazbin hotel + hamilton) war
kahoot vs blooket
cheese vs fries
so yea
“Chaos and bloodshed you have stumbled into!” Jeffireson says. “Join the Triple-H side, it has REAL, NORMAL, GOOD-TASTING cookies, unlike the Catnip side!”
dang it I forgot to do the hamilton reference thing 😛
Okay so I’m here now hello
hello Jacki!
hewo
ATTENTION EVERYONE
CLOVER HAS DECIDED TO JOIN THE CATNIP ARMY AND THE 2NEI ARMY. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
also idk whether i should join kahoot or blooket
i generally am better at kahoot but blooket is more fun
eh, doesnt matter for now
NO U JOINED THE CATNIP!?!? Alps throws her tie at Clover, but stops herself just in time and instead bombards Cloverpaw with random food items.
also JOIN KAHOOT!!!
i only joined catnip bcuz idk what hamilton is and i have a burning hatred for hazbin hotel which started by the crk heaven 2 hell meme
but anyways
CATNIP FOR LIFE
*clover runs away screaming until she finds a corner and starts gaming again bcuz why not*
real
I kinda hate hazbin hotel as well
EH EH EH EH EH EH EH
2NE1
EH EH EH EH EH EH EH
YOU GOTTA RING THE ALARMMMM
>:DDDDD
WELCOMEEEEEEEEEEE WAHOOOOOOO
“BETRAYAL!” Jeffireson screams. “TRIPLE-H IS SUPERIOR TO THE CATNIPS!”
Also, join Kahoot
or prepare to die/lhjTHEN JOIN BLOOKET!!! AND THE FRIE + TAJIN ARMY!!!
Bloookettttttttt
“I’M NOT THE ONLY CLOVER??” Clover exclaimed.
“Don’t have a meltdown, dude..” Apollo said, patting the cream rabbit’s head. “That’ cloverpaw, not Clover. Two different people. Er- animals.”
“THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!” Clover yelled.
haha nope
L
I have no clue what I’m doing here but blooket is about a hundred times better than kahoot, cheese because they are chips and Hamilton forever
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YES CHIPS
Think about it this way:
Out with the old, in with the new
But only if the new is better.
E.g. out with Kahoot, in with blooket😈
😈😈😈
not true!!!
(me copy pasting the emoji from your comment because im to lazy to open an emoji copy paster lol)
Yesssss
😈😈😈
Holz does her about-monthly pop in (why is she not more active here-) to shoot more burritos out of her mouth, run around with a basketball trying to be Caitlin Clark, and shout -. . …- . .-. / –. — -. -. .- / –. .. …- . / -.– — ..- / ..- .–. continuously for about eighteen minutes
:DDD
“Hmm. Morse code. Why didn’t I think of that?? NOW I CAN FINALLY SWEAR!” Clover shouted, but was blocked by Foampaw once again.
“You are gonna get me in huge trouble! The moddos can understand Morse code! They’re all powerful! Why can’t you just drop it?”
Meanwhile, Apollo was running up to hollypaw. “Hmm, burrito enjoyer, I see? We’ll be good friends. Er- if you’re not scared of me, that is.”
He watched as Hollypaw darted away before shouting:
“WAIT! I’M NOT A MEAN DOG! I WAS ONLY IN A FIGHT CLUB FOR HALF MY LIFE! I DIDN’T KILL ANYONE!”
“Why are you speaking in morse code” /j
koi shouts in silence
Koi emerges from the depths of WCUE.
“Wowie, I haven’t been here in YEARS!!” she comments, smelling the air.
“Is that… is that the smell of idk-what’s-going-on-here?!” they gasp.
“*le gasp* IT IS!! >:ooo”
Koi runs off to attack some people with whipped cream. :3
Flamilton proceeds to eat around 89% of Koi’s whipped cream.
silvs picks up a microphone.
“I SHALL START A NEW WAR >:))))) Olivia Rodrigo or Taylor Swift? I am going for Olivia Rodrigo.”
Flamilton stares at Silvy awkwardly. “Uh… I don’t really listen to either of them to be honest. But my brother and I think possibly my dad is a Swiftie so I’d probably get disowned if I weren’t on Taylor Swift but honestly I really don’t care and TRIPLE-H SUPREMACY!” Flamilton then proceeds to magictastically vanish.
for me my entire family except me and my brother are NOT taylor fans. i don’t really like either of them but i actually listen to olivia music xD
Taylor all the way
*le gasp*
TAYLOR SWIFT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
don’t really listen to either, but of the two Olivia Rodrigo ALLL THE WAYYYYY
Emmy stumbles into the Hazelpage, the floor strewn with the spoils of war. hay bale-like bundles of catnip are stacked against the walls, giving the room a dizzying, pungent aroma. Flamilton are perched atop an elegant tower labeled “H-H-H” in shimmering font. Stringy cheese is stuck to the walls and Star Wars merchandise has been discarded, seemingly not on the floor but in the floor.
Emmy flees through the chaos and skids to a halt in front of the leaders of the Triple-H side, who are holding them at merch-gunpoint. “I have watched neither Hamilton nor Hazbin Hotel, but I intend to watch the former, so may I join your immense army?” they request.
“But of course, my friend!!” Flamilton exclaims, very excited to see someone else interested in Hamilton. “Care for some cookies? Or brownies? Or jambalaya?”
“It’s good to see you outside ChaosClan, Em! What brings you to the HazelPage?” Foampaw mewed, putting down feir squirt gun as Flamiton accepted Emmy’s offer.