The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Rainshine tumbles down the flight of stairs, even though nobody has seen her here before. She loudly proclaimed the following:
“PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN!!!!” while simultaneously dabbing.
Foxtail watches Rainshine tumble down the stairs and glares at her. She then turns away and mutters, “Great StarClan, I hate that song!” then stalks off.
Lol 😛
“YOU WANNA FIGHT ME?” Rainshine leapt across the room to where Foxtail stood. “I CHALLENGE THOU TO A RAP BATTLE!”
“RAP BATTLE!!!!” Jasmine yelled. She jumped on the counter.
“WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?”
“Please don’t stand on the counter!” Emberdawn called. “That’s what the tables are for!”
Rose looked over. “FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!” She shouted. “AND HERE’S A KARAOKE MACHINE!” She threw a machine at Rainshine.
*Jayfrost slides in out of nowhere*
EEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
RAINSHINE
VERSUS
FOXTAAAAAAAAIL
BEGIN!
(Sorry I saw the words “rap battle” and couldn’t resist the reference. :P)
*kicks down the door*
y’all
I’ve arrived
A dark figure sat in the darkest corner of the room, her feet casually propped up on the table. A cowboy hat sat low on her face, so no one could tell who the mysterious figure was. She took a long, slow sip of her root beer. “If I knew that this much weirdness was happening,” She paused, giving a pointed look at the girl that had just face planted and acted like nothing had happened, “Then I never would have come to these here parts.”
Rose stamped over to a dark figure. “Ooh, COWGIRL HAT MINE NOW!” She said super quickly. She snapped up the hat, and marched off, putting it on her head. Then she hopped over some tables and turned on the karaoke machine. “KA-RA-OKE!!”
“I CHALLENGE YOU TO A KARAOKE CONTEST!!!!! WHOEVER WINS GETS TO KEEP THE HAT!!!!!” Cheetah declared a little too loudly.
I’m confused… what is this?
(the hazelpage)
(Wow… the Hazelpage is very, uh, weird? Compared to how it was a while ago? Um? 😛 )
Wistep sat herself in front of the counter. “Hey, Icy, could I please have a glass of breeze-cold tea?”
(Your welcome 😛 )
Lion looked up, “Anyone have any ideas on where we should go? Or least where we can get a plane?”
“well I heard that there is a plane like a 5 minute drive away, on the destination, I have no idea” Snow concluded
kinksong runs up to icy and slams her hands down on the countertop. “I need some lemonade, stat,” she demands.
Star placed a few coins on the counter. “Could I please have a cup of breeze-cold tea?” Star asked politely.
(I’m so confused. WHAT IS HAPPENING!)
Frost stumbled in, looking around. “Um…where’s the soda?”
Emberdawn waved from the counter. “Over here!”
The door swung closed behind her as Streamy looked around at the yelling customers around her. “Okay, the people are crazy.” She said to herself. “I’ll fit right in.”
Bluefire used a code-spell to make it rain chocolates.
*Flips hair dramatically*
“Thank you noble, for this gift of chocolate~” *magic anime sparkles*
Butterfly walked into the building, looking around for someone. She put money on the counter and asked for a shake.
(I don’t know what to do here lol)
Ivy picked up a guitar and played it during the break in between two songs played by the band.
She only played two chords, but they were her favourite ones.
A minor
E minor
A minor
E minor
A minor
E minor
(No joke me and my brother named Birchclaw wrote a song with just these chords)
She then stood up and sat at one of the seats at the counter beside Rose and Bluefire. “Hey Icy. How great it is to see thou again. May I have a breeze-cold tea? I thank thou,”
(The pic at the top is so cool! It looks kinda like Pod Lipite, a Bulgarian restaurant- actually, it looks like many Bulgarian restaurants 😉 😛
BULGARIA! 🇧🇬)
(I can’t believe I never knew this existed)