The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Blackie peered out from the stairs. Wren was still eating the food. “You’ll pay for this, wren-brain.” He muttered under his breath. He jumped softly onto the handle of the stair and leaped onto Wren, who was still eating contently. Blackie nipped fiercely into her ear and clawed deep into her back. “You have underestimated me!!” He yowled so everyone could hear.
“Oh Dear.” Hollykit peered at the sight from her hideout.
Wren yelped and told a watermelon-wolf to get Blackie off, while grabbing her slapping fish named Bob and slapping Blackie’s face, creating green and red sparkles. “I ALSO HAVE TOMATO AND RAINBOW ANIMALS!” Wren summoned a rainbow-alicorn and hopped on. The alicorn whinnied, shot a lightning bolt of rainbow, and flew out of reach, from where Wren could throw her Boomerang Google Translate at Blackie, and also watermelons.
Hollykit clapped her paws and grabbed a watermelon, slicing it. “Bravo!”
Blackie slashed through the flapping fish and the watermelon-wolf and dodged all the watermelons, but unlikely got hit in the face with the boomerang. “YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS, WREN-BRAIN!” He yowled at Wren. He went to get some watermelon Hollykit had sliced.
What are you doing??
Oh nvm this is just a game 😛 I get it 😛
(Is this a role-play? Can I join?)
I believe anyone can join 🙂
Thanks! Er, can I be Auroramist? btw what’s going on at the moment? (so I know what to say/do 😛 )
I believe you’re just yourself! 🙂 and you can just hang out? I don’t visit the Hazelpage much, so I’m not hugely sure how it works, either 😛 but I think you just be yourself and chill!!
Oh Cool! 😀 Thanks! <3
it’s just a free for all here lol
mood
Cinnamonpaw flopped on the table. She had finished binging cartoons and no longer knew what to do with her life. “Asdjklsksksksk” She groaned.
“Here’s a watermelon.” Hollykit mewed absentmindedly, throwing a large chunk of watermelon at Cinnamonpaw.
Hawthorn sits down and orders a Shirley Temple.
Hollykit throws Hawkthorn a chunk of watermelon.
I ordered a Hot Chocolate and took a sip. I set my Cocoa on the counter. I stood. I jumped into the counter and began singing,
*Foot stamps four times*HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, LET ME HEAR YOU SAY HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, OOH, HEY, HEY, HEY,HEY. I can’t hear myself over the roar of the crowd, they cheering my name and singin Hey, Hey, Hey,Hey, this is the perfect way to start the niiight. Feet stampin, hands clappin, you call me a rebel I say yeeeeaaaaaah, OOH yeeeaaah!!!!!
(Say hey!) Look alive people, you next on my list,(Say hey!) It’s called the fan lisssst……
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY LET ME HEAR YOU SAY HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, OOH, HEY HEY, HEY, HEY YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEEEAAH, OOH, HEY IT’S A PARTY TONIGHT, THE PROBLEM YOU PEOPLE AIN’T LOUD ENOUGH, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY LET ME HEAR YOU SAY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY OOH
I hoped y’all liked this little tune, it took hardly any time, it came from my brain to my vocals HEY, HEY, HEY HEEEY
Hollykit clapped. “Encore!”
Thank you*bows*
Raven walks in, bored and repeatedly texting the word “papaya” to her friends. (That’s actually what we’re doing right now, we’re all texting “papaya” to each other 😛 )
Holly throws a chunk of watermelon at Raven. “Here’s some watermelon.” She mewed sleepily and fell asleep.
Snowpuff wanders in here, looking for some of her closest friends
“Clo? Winty? Bluebell? Where are you potatos?”
I will have some nachos, please with a side of beef and chicken
Snowy patiently waits for her comments to be modded by the cat gods
Snowy realizes the spam monster has come for her
Wren’s rainbow alicorn shot another rainbow lightning bolt from its horn and beating the air with its rainbow weather-wise. She summoned a phoenix and hopped on, but it was not tamed and flapped around setting everything on fire.
Hollykit randomly ran to it and hugged it.
Owly tromped down the colorfully glowing cyber-street in the silent dead of night, wrapping her HTML-reflective suit tighter around her neck, shivering. This winter in inter-web city had been fierce, pixels fell all around her, they tumbled onto nearby cyber-cars and the glass-like sidewalks, forming small, glinting, white piles. Big pixel-drifts were beginning to form on the edge of the street, they harshly reflected the glinting light of the luminous road, creating an eerie aura. Owly looked ahead and then stopped suddenly. Nestled in between two extremely large and bright skyscrapers marked with flashy signs that said “DeviantArt” and “Warriors Wiki”, was a little cottage made out of red brick, unlike anything in the inter-web city. Owly pulled her reflective suit closer once again, reminding herself how cold it was out in the night. She took a few cautious steps toward the door, then stopped, now a little hanging sign had come into view above the door. Owly stood on her toes, knocking down a clump of shiny pixels which made a tinkling sound as they fluttered to the sidewalk. She smiled at that, then looked up and read the sign.
The Hazlepage
It said. Owly then noticed a sound coming from inside the door. She paused, then leaned her ear in closer to the door. She heard laughter and screaming… something about watermelons… Owly smiled again and leaned back to an upright position, shivering. She reached for the doorknob, paused, then grabbed it. It was warm and strangely comforting. She turned it and creaked open the oak wood door. She was immediately blasted by warm air, coming from a little fireplace in the corner, which was being crowded by a pack of people laughing, talking, eating, drinking, it was hard to take all of it in. Owly closed the door behind her and said to no-one in particular, “oooookayyyyy, it took me way too long to write that and it was completely pointless.”
Wren looked down from her phoenix that was setting everything on fire. “It’s not pointless. I liked i – woaoooaaaahhhhh” she yelled as the phoenix shot a blast of fire at the newcomer and took off. “Sorry about this phoniex! It’s very wild and out of conttrrrroooollll -“
Owly sniffed very loudly through her nostrils and said “Yessss it izzzzzzzzz… Hello by da way, whats ur naame??”
“Wren.” She grabbed her alicorn’s reign in her hand while she zipped past it on the phoenix. It was a sudden pull that almost made her let go, but Wren’s pinkie was able to hold on. “Ow.”
“HEY NEWCOMER,” Dappy screeched, tail whipping excitedly as they rushed over. “HERES SOME CHICKEN TENDIES,” the crazed cat grabbed some chicken of the floor and yeeted it into the hands of new person.
Owly jumped up into the air in slow motion, did a backflip, and right before touching the ground caught the dirty chicken tenders with her mouth swallowed them, and landed. *cue end of slo mo*
“I’m too anime for y’all” Owly said in a deep scratchy voice.
“BUT IM A NEKO!”
(wait are we cats or people or furries 😛 Just curious 😛 )
Snowy headed back to the hazelpage after defending the clan from 6 adders
She ate one. It was gross, but prey is prey.
“These are big enough to feed approximately 4 cats each…”
“ADDERS! ADDERS FOR ONE PIXEL EACH! THEY TASTE HORRIBLE BUT THEY ARE FOOD”
(Comment below if you want one)
Why not
One more pixel to my collection!
Wren shrugged “why no – hey!” Her phoniex had shot fire at the adders and they were now burning.
NO! MY 4 OTHER ADDERS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Snowy quickly threw her drink at the phoenix to stop it from lighting everything on fire.
Ooh! A bird!
She jumped on the pheonix
“HEY WHY’D YOU THROW THAT ON ME NOW I’M WET. ALSO THIS IS MY PHOENIX AND IT WILL THROW OFF ANYONE EXCEPT ME AND THEN LIGHT YOU ON FIRE FOR A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH IF YOU GET ON,” Wren yelled, pushing Snowy off before the phoenix realized she had gotten on and killed her. She handed Snowy four pixels.
Thank you
“But can’t those kill you?” Dappy said apprehensively.
They are dead. I killed them.
Fun fact: Adders are actually canonically prey! They can be caught and eaten, however cats look down on adders due to their terrible taste.
I got this shiny thingie. I will charge 100 pixels for it!
https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&id=E2DB60609F5F2B72B53C010B60A4C6B4F9C3933E&thid=OIP.9evmEgDvzbXlOZkUJduWpAHaE4&mediaurl=http%3A%2F%2Featingthebibleblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F03%2Fcrown.jpg&exph=1456&expw=2208&q=Crowns&selectedindex=1&ajaxhist=0&vt=0&eim=0,1,2,6
Hollykit threw a bag of pixels.