The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitinglyย and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rusticย carumย bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls,ย three floorsย and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top!ย We’ve returned, freeย from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up yourย HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
“OMG this is the best movie I’ve ever seen” Sunfur said watching Hamilton for the first time. “Maybe I should make a Hamilton army” he said foreshadowing his future and then watching
“i’ve never seen hamilton, what’s it about?” shadow asks
“It’s about Alexander Hamilton. He was one of the founding fathers. It’s super good and the sound track is perfection!” Lux mews appearing out of nowhere.
โI watched half of it.โ Redblaze mews.
โI had no clue what was going on.โ
Flamey plugs in her headphones and turns on Friends before switching over to YouTube and Bright Guardian Akira. She then turned on her music, but shut it off before it was even a minute into the first song. She put her headphones on the table before spinning around in her chair. โIโm so stinking bored!โ She announced to the whole world. Suddenly she sat up, her chair still spinning. โOMG, guys!โ She said, stopping her chair. โHow….โ She gave her head and the world a moment to stop spinning. โHow long do you guys think it would take to watch every Marvel movie?โ Flamey grinned. โI think Iโm going to try when Iโm crammed in the car with my brother, my parents and my puppy for 20 hours!โ
” Wow. A 20 hour car journey! i don’t think i could survive. i’d reckon you’d be able to finish 8 marvel movies” shadow guesses
“Ooooh friends!” grins Aquila, “I’ve watched the first season because there was a time when my friends were obsessed and I just watched episodes when they watched some! My favourite part was when Ross fell into nana’s grave because it was hilarious!!!!! Who’s your favourite character?”
โHonestly, Iโm not really sure.โ Flamey replied to Aquila. She turned to Shadowwing. โAnd weโre driving 10 hours one day and another 10 the next. I dont think anyone in my family could survive a 20 hour car ride. We barely survived a 10 hour drive to Yellowstone without our puppy. I seriously think that if you stuck me in a car with my family for 20 hours, you would end up having a bored, hot tired, cramped and annoyed me with two adults out cold, a stirring brother, and a happy, panting puppy.โ
โYeah!โ Aquila grins, โDo you have a favourite friends character? I always quite liked Ross! And is Yellowstone the national park? We studied it a bit in science ๐โ
โHonestly, I donโt really have a favorite Friends character right now. Iโm still sorta new to the series.โ Flamey answered. โAnd yes, that is the Yellowstone Iโm talking about. Iโve been there before, but this was my first time driving straight to it.โ Flamey turned pale. โOh gosh, I just realized that the last time I went to Yellowstone was when we were driving to my great-auntโs funeral.โ
โOhh okay!! I never really watched that much of friends, but I will still watch the odd episode if itโs on channel 5 when Iโm bored! Oooh cool! We studied it because they reintroduced some wolves there that changed the landscape and we were doing how food webs affect the environment! Aw Iโm sorry!!โ Aquila mews sympathetically.
Redblaze screeches with excitement.
โIT RAINED!!!โ She yowls happily
“cool!” Shadowwing replied.” when was the last time it rained?” he asked
โUmm.โ Redblaze frowns. โHonestly Iโm not sure and this is England weโre talking about!โ
“ohhhh ” shadow replied
โRain rain go away, come again another day…โ Aquila chuckles, โI donโt like it raining on school days because everything is wet so me and my friends have to eat lunch standing up!โ
โHmmm….. Iโm kinda glad Iโm not you guys!โ Flamey exclaimed sympathetically. โAnd to think! Iโm from Colorado. Meaning we got snow right at the beginning of August!โ
โWoah that sounds awesome!โ She thinks for a moment. โ we had snow in June once.@
โSnow?!โ Aquila gasps, โThatโs so lucky!!!! We only get snow in like January-February time and when it does it usually melts within a day or two!โ
โWow!โ Flamey gasps. โWe usually have snow…… well actually, it sorta depends. There was one time it snowed once during November, December, January, February, and March. Literally once. I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt in the middle of January. Then, we got a huge snow right smack dab in the middle of July. Colorado is very strange when it comes to weather. One day you can be seriously thinking about dumping a bucket of ice water on your head, and then the next your freezing cold if you stand within two feet of a door or window.โ
“Same,” Lux groans, “We didn’t get any snow days during school last year… It was sad.”
“I’m from Michigan,” Rainpaw meowed, “So weird weather as well. September is usually burning hot and october is freezing cold and it ALWAYS snows AND rain at the same time on halloween when everyone is trick or treating while Christmas is always muddy and sad. Spring is a nightmare. It could be 80-90 degrees on day in May or June and the next day bam! Snow and below 30s. Summer could be cold but most likely burning your pelts off. This september actually feels like fall though instead of summer.”
“Squawk?” asks Pear tentatively.
Willowpaw squawks back
โSQUAWKKKKKKKKโ shrieks Aquila excitedly
“Swreksdfjkw skjfsdkjs wiuwtimx”
โUhuh,โ mews Aquila, definitely not confused.
“22907 234892978 238978.”
” i just finished season 2 episode 11 of Merlin!” Shadow says ” And Mordred is officially my most hated character.”
โYESSSSโ Aquila agrees, โWe do NOT stan Mordred! I canโt remember what he did at the end of season 2, I hate him for what he does later ๐โ
“what does he do later?” Shadow asks curiously.
โSpoilers!!!โ Aquila yells in imitation of River Song, โBut seriously, Iโm not gonna spoil it because you will so regret knowing if you know before you get there.โ
“Awww” Shadow complained, before resuming Merlin.
Aquila smiles before turning on Doctor Who
Ferretpaw sits down, bored.
Aquila sits beside her, a big grin on her face, โHow are you?โ she asks, swinging her legs against the chair legs.
“Pretty good how about you?”
โIโm doing good too!โ Aquila smiles
โWanna talk about the weather like everyone else?โ Redblaze mews jokily
Ferretpaw smiles.
“Uhhh, hi everyone!” Lux mews tentatively, “Sorry I haven’t been here in awhile…”
“Hello!” Shadow replied.
โNo problem!!โ smiles Aquila, โHow are you?โ
“I’m pretty good!” Lux mews, glad to be back. “You?”
โIโm doing pretty good!โ Aquila grins, โIโm currently on the bus to school and I got one of the high up window seats that are my favourites so that makes me pretty happy! I wish my friends got the same bus as me though, I never know anyone on the bus but oh well!โ
“Spoiler: It’s gonna get weird.”
“Eeeek this is fun” Lionpaw’s eyes danced around the page
“Your. eyes. can. dance?”
blackie steps into the room wielding a small paper axe that he stole from his friend. “howdy mates,” he grunted, sitting on the nearest table while scanning the menu. he walked up to the counter and said to the nearest barista, “hey there, could i get a bucket of ice cream sandwiches?” and pulled out his wallet, taking out 967 pixels. “is this enough to pay?”
Redblaze eyes the axe. โI hope your not thinking of using that in here.โ
“ah, uh, of course not!” he hastily said
Pear looks unconvinced.
“What can a paper weapon do anyways? The most it will inflict is a bunch of paper cuts. Wait, never mind–” Raven casually flew away very quickly.
Redblaze scowls. “Paper cuts are the evilest thing in the universe.”
โThe Hazelpage has been kinda dead recently.โ Redblaze mews.
โWanna do something fun like… make a mini waterpark or something?โ
“Sure” Shadow said intrigued, ” but it’s going to take more than two”
“Maybe” “My OCs can join if they don’t burn the entire place down…”
โI like fire!!!โ grins Aquila, a little scarily, โAnd sure Iโll help!โ
Redblaze flattens her ears. โHow have we gone from talking about water to fire in the space of two seconds.โ
โWell I donโt knowwwwwโ Aquila screeches, โBut I LIKE it!!!!!โ
ยจThis conversationnnnnn.ยจ Dove meows loudly, ยจIs going no where ๐ ยจ
“We must build the greatest water park the world has ever known!” Shadow proclaimed.
Redblaze picks up a pipe.
โWhere do we start?โ She mews breathlessly
“I…” Shadow begins, then trails off awkwardly. “Actually i don’t know. Any ideas anyone?”.
โYeah with one of those water slides that drops you from like 10 meters into the water (although I am way too scared to actually go on them…)โ
“those water slides are the best” Shadow says ” although the ones with see through tunnels are terrifying”
ยจAquila, we must make a firepark.ยจ Dove said evilly, looking out the window. She gave a small evil laugh to herself ยจMwahahahah>ยจ
“Omg yessssssss!!!” Aquila screeches, “Should there be fireproof suits or should we just…not bother?”
“Nah, I don’t think they’re necessary,” replies Pear. “It’ll add more….fun.”
โYessssโ Aquila screeches gleefully, โSO much fun!โ She shakes her rainbow coloured hair, sending sparks flying, โOh and did I tell you, Iโm just a LITTLE BIT crazy?????โ
Redblaze causally contacts a lunatic asylum
Aquila clicks her fingers and temporarily turns off the mobile phone network system thing so Redblaze can’t call, “Oh what a SHAME” she grins, her curls bouncing as she speaks.
โYou have curls now?โ Redblaze yelps with alarm
“Yeah!!! I’ve had them for a while now, I just sometimes choose not to use that form! They look like River Song’s hair but in rainbow instead of her golden brown colour!” Aquila mews, a wide grin on her face and sparks flying everywhere.
โUh guys i want to help,โ says willowpaw, โbut i cant swimmmmmโ
โNot a problem!โ smiles Aquila, โThere will be armbands in the shape and colour of your choice, oh and also floats!!! I love floats!!โ
“Well, I know three of my OCs that can help you with your fire situation…”
She somehow snapped her paws and a portal opened. Her OC Venus gracefully flew out of the portal, wielding two pumpkin spice lattes.
“You see, this girl hates me in my cosmodog. I don’t know why it was a good idea to invite her here.” Raven transformed into a cat before Venus noticed.
“So, if you’re wondering how she’s useful, she has this power that grants her the ability to shoot lazers of fire of her eyes and spit sulfuric acid out of snake-like fangs.”
โAhahahahahaha thatโs awesomeeeeeeeee!!!!โ Aquila shrieks delightedly
Venus looks around and flicks her ears.
“I have no why I am here,” she says, narrowing her dark purple eyes. “But it seems a bit….cold here. Let me light this place up.”
She then fires a firelazer out of her eyes and its sets somewhere on fire.
“Ughhh…” Ferretpaw groans, “schooolllll….”
Redblaze slams her head on the desk. โI know right I have a maths test first thing in the morning.โ
“hope you passed” Shadow replied.
โRedblaze is really smart, I bet she did great! And itโs not a test you can fail, you just get a percentage grade. I usually get from 90-100% but I have heard of someone in my year getting 6%…โ Aquila mews.
Redblaze groans. โI donโt feel smartโ she mews
“But you are!!! You’re far more intelligent than me and I get above national expectation on every subject (except PE where I’m at national expectation ๐ )!” Aquila grins.
Redblaze blinks. “No way am I smarter than you!”” she yelps
โUh please! You get everything we learn so much quicker than me and have you seen what I got on my last English assessment, an adventurous ๐, yes a C, isnโt that awful!!!โ Aquila chuckles slightly crossly.
(For everyone who doesnโt go to our school that grade is like a B minus I think ๐)
โAdventurous c is not bad!!!!โ Redblaze screams
โI had better than it in year 7.โ Aquila meows
“Ah.” Redblaze mews
“Wow, that’s bad” Shadow replied.
“Well english wasn’t that student’s first language. So it’s not surprising if they couldn’t understand all the words in the questions.” Aquila explains.
“ohh” Shadow nodded his head understandingly.
“Yeah, school’s the worst” Shadow agreed.
Ferretpaw nods her head, “I mean school can be fun…but sometimes it’s just annoying…”
“Yeah, i got so much homework to do” Shadow says. “And all the fun things about school are gone now that no ball games is a rule.”
“At my school the teachers’ rewarded our “good behaviour” (aka not splashing hand gel all over the classroom and not throwing food and uhh other stuff at each other on the concrete area we were assigned) from last week so now we are allowed to play football on the tennis courts at lunch, not that I want to!” Aquila mews.
“i don’t play football. i’m too clumsy to co-ordinate my feet with the ball” Shadow replies.
Redblaze grins. “Not any more, they’ve banned it because there was an incident. At least kids aren’t setting fire to the playground any more.”
โThey did?!โ Aquila gasps, โOh well that shows how much Iโm not listening because Iโm draw- … working really hard on my school work!โ
“Wow” Shadow says shocked “that sounds like my school. kids be using spray deodorants and lighters on the fire alarm so much my school banned sprays “
โThat happened at mine too!โ
“Wow” murmured Dove. “Thats just…wow”
โHELLOOOOOOOOโ screeches Aquila, setting down her laptop, โWHAT CHAOS SHALL WE CAUSE NEXT???? I LIKE CHAOSSSSS!!!!!โ She throws back her head, her curls flopping back and lets out an evil laugh. Then quickly, she recovers, โWhat? Do you think Iโm concerning??? Well Iโll tell you one thing,โ she holds her finger in the air, knowingly, โIโm ABSOLUTELY ๐๐๐๐ก๐ !!!!!!โ
Redblaze blinks. “But I like peace….” she mews.
“Maybe I came to the wrong place.”
โHazelPage is chaos!โ Aquila chuckles, โBesides, who wants peace anyway?????โ She looks around her, as if looking for cats/people who want peace.
“That is very concerning” Shadow comments, looking disturbed.
โWhy, thank youuuuuuu!!!!!!โ Aquila yowls, taking a mock bow.
“Say stuff backwards,” Bloomie suggests. “.gniod m’i ekil tsuJ”
โ.Ikiw eht no daerht a no taht did ew hhhhhAโ Aquila grins, โ!gnisufnoc os saw tIโ
(Mods it reads backwards ๐ )
Rainpaw shivered and backed away slowly.
Aquila smiled, โHey Iโm not always scary! I have mood swings pretty often and right now I feel quite calm!โ
“Hah.” Raven curls her slightly fluffy tail around her paws. “Since Venus is already here, I think I could introduce the rest of the Fourth Wall breakers. But Spoilers, they’ll be chaotic.”
Bloomie made her way into the tavern. Ignoring the dozens of empty chairs, she sat down on the floor. “Is anyone up for a game of Uno?” she called, taking out a deck of Uno cards.
“sure” Shadow replied, sitting next to her. “How do you play?”
“Oh, it’s a pretty fun game!” Bloomie said. “The rules to UNO are simple once you get used to them. We’ve also included a few common house rules to spice up the game.
UNO is a fast-paced card game played similar to Crazy Eights that includes special cards that ramp up the fun. Just like another game by the makers of UNO called Phase 10, UNO is suggested for ages 7 and above, but younger kids can still enjoy the game. It can even be a good game to reinforce numbers and colors.
The ObjectiveThe goal of UNO is to be the first person to play the very last card in your hand. The fun of UNO is the requirement to yell “UNO!” when you are down to that last card. When playing multiple games, the winner is the player with the lowest score.
How to Set up the GameThe dealer is determined by shuffling the deck and each player drawing a card. The player with the highest number on their card is the dealer. If a player draws a special card that does not have numbers, like the Wild card, the player should return that card to the bottom of the deck and draw a new card. If two or more players draw the same high number, those players should return the cards to the deck and draw new cards until one player draws higher than the other(s).
After the dealer is chosen, each player is dealt seven cards. The remaining cards are placed face-down. These cards are called the “draw pile.” The dealer takes the first card on the draw pile and places it face-up next to the draw pile. If this card is a Wild or Wild Draw 4 card, that card is placed in the middle of the draw pile, and a new card is drawn.
The player on the dealer’s left is the first person to play unless the initial card flipped over is a Reverse card. The Reverse is considered active even if a player did not play it, so it would be the person to the right of the dealer.
A common house rule is to alternate dealers when playing multiple hands of UNO, moving the dealer to the person on the left in a clockwise direction from the last dealer. When playing with younger children, an alternative to drawing for the highest card is to allow the youngest child to be the initial dealer.
How to PlayThe gameplay of UNO consists of each player taking turns that consist of either matching the upmost face-up card in the stack or playing one of the special cards.
If the last card is taken from the draw pile, all of the cards that have been played except the topmost face-up card should be shuffled and used as a new draw pile. This can continue as many times as it may take for someone to finally run out of cards in their hand.
Special CardsThe fun of UNO is all of the special cards that can change the game in a heartbeat. These cards add a certain amount of strategy to a game that would otherwise be the luck of the draw. In some decks, these cards are only marked with a symbol. Other decks also spell out the special card’s name.
“UNO!” How to Win the GameA player is required to say “UNO” before playing their second-to-last card. If a player only has one card in their hand and another player says “UNO” before the next player begins their turn, the player must draw four new cards from the draw pile.
If the next player begins their turn, and no one says “UNO,” play will continue as if the original player did say “UNO.” They are not forced to draw any new cards for not saying “UNO.” A player is considered to have taken their turn when they either match the face-up card with a card from their deck, play a wild card, or choose a card from the draw pile. Once they begin drawing from the draw pile, players cannot call “UNO.”
Calling “UNO” does not win the game. The player must still play their last card. If they are unable to play the last card, they must take cards from the draw pile until they can play. It’s possible to have several UNOs before the game is won.
If the winning card is a Draw 2 or Wild Draw 4 card, the next player must still draw those cards before the game ends. These cards are used in scoring.
How to ScoreThe official rules state that matches are won when the first person makes it to 500 points. The winner is the person with the least number of points at that time. House rules can change the number of points needed to end the match from 500 to any other number.
At the end of each game, all of the cards are tallied up, and the score for that game is written down and totaled to determine if any player passed the 500 point mark.
A common house rule for scoring and determining the overall winner is to eliminate the player(s) whose point total reaches 500 or more, but continue playing until all but one players have been eliminated this way.”
“Of course, that was totally not copied and pasted
because I have no time to type a whole set of rules for a card game,” Bloomie added.“Uno is evil.”