The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board:
(OOC) Hi everyone! It's been a few weeks since the blog post about the arson jokes was made and we've been observing the Hazelpage during that time.
While the more extreme jokes that make BlogTeam genuinely concerned have died down, the frequency of general arson-related jokes have remained relatively the same on this page, and that could present an issue because the Hazelpage was one of the driving forces behind the evolution of the arson jokes. It wasn't talked about in the blog post because we felt that it wasn't as important as the overall message, but it nonetheless remains true. The Hazelpage historically has been a page where nonsense can be piled on top of other nonsense, and that loose atmosphere helped urge the arson jokes from a rare meme to a constant stream. There have been a couple of concerns raised to us about the Hazelpage and we're currently mulling over what to do with it. Unfortunately, there isn't thatmuch of an easy solution, which means that it's going to take time.
Since we don't want things to get out of hand during that time, we are going to keep all future comments on this page unmoderated. We don't want to keep people from commenting, but it's clear to us that the Hazelpage is going to need a little bit more work than the rest of the blog.
-Blogteam
Twisted steps out from under the cardboard box she eventually decided to hide under. “What’s catnip?” she says.
Pumpkinpaw gasps and starts taking a HUGE stack of catnip. “How could you not know what catnip is?” she asks while trying to get Twisted a catnip lover. “Why, it has to be the best thing known to cat! It is a wonderful plant that us catnip lovers believe is superior, if you join our side (the strongest), you will not be obliterated! What do you say?” She hands Twisted the 1,000 page contract and catnip. “You’ll love it, don’t worry!”
Then Twisted looks around. By far, she has never seen anything as weird as this… Not even the time when she was captured by no-snouts (humans).
“How could you call this weird?” Pumpkinpaw asks while throwing catnip at a bunch of non-catnip supporters. “It’s only some people throwing stuff at one another while trying to brainwash everyone and trade souls! Who wouldn’t love that?”
Alasquirt crawls through an ancient, dusty Egyptian tunnel and gasps as they find what they’ve been searching for. “At last!” they exclaim, unaware if anyone was listening or watching. “The answer to how to win the war; I have it! I must bring this to Flamilton and the other H’s instantly! Hopefully nobody will cat-nap me and hold me hostage, because I’m eating this ancient scroll and now only I have the answer!” They yell through the tunnels obliviously
and a bit cluelessly. Alasquirt slowly begins crawling back, so slow anyone could catch them, while swallowing the ancient scroll and letting their stomach acids destroy it forever and ever… and ever and ever and everrrrrrrrrrrr….“What is it?!” Robo crawled out of the ceiling, where she had apparently been the entire time. “What does it say?”
I will go inactive again very soon because of reasons I’d rather not talk about here, but I will be back, love all you guys ❤