If Cats Found Google Image Search by Rainpaw

Rainpaw imagines how some of our favorite characters would react if they found the internet.

*Reporter Music of Awesomeness* “Hello and welcome back to Warriors~ Secrets Revealed. I’m Mary,” “And I’m Gary,” “And today Rainpaw has a very special comedy for us to read.” “Other than that, theories are flying around about the two seemingly prophecies cats. Dovewing is falling for Tigerheart AGAIN, and Needletail is going through a teenage crisis.” “But we’ll hand it over to Rainpaw now.” *Mary glares at Gary*
OK. Thx M&G? Anyways, I wanted to let you know before we start that cats can read and write in this comedy and that I owe the idea to whoever did a computer one before me. Sorry, I have a terrible memory, so I don’t know exactly who it was. Let’s just get right in!

*Twigpaw runs into camp*
Twig~ Bramblestar, Bramblestar!! Great news!
Bramble~ Yes?
Twig~ It’s another one of those two leg thingies that revealed to us that Jayfeather is dating a dead cat!
Bramble~ Ah, yes. I cannot wait to see what it shall show us this time!
*Jayfeather runs in and hits Twigpaw on the head with a stick*
Jay~ OMG TWIGPAW, YOU HAD TO BRING HER UP!!!
Twig~ Yup! As the main character, it is my job to annoy the grumpy medicine cat as much as possible
*Alderheart runs after Jayfeather*
Alder~ Y’know, she’s got a point.
Jay~ YOU’RE HER ADOPTIVE FATHER! BE MORE DISAPLINIC!
Alder~ Is that even a word?
Jay~ IT IS NOW!
*Jayfeather hulk smashes a stick and runs off.*
*Bramblestar watches the entire thing and doesn’t question Jayfeather’s ability to be a good medicine cat.*
Bramble~ Ok. Let’s go. CLANMATES! TWIGPAW IS GOING TO BRING US TO ANOTHER TWOLEG THINGY!!
*cheers from the clan*
*Twigpaw runs out of camp and everyone follows except for Squirrelflight, Lionblaze, Jayfeather and Leafpool*
Lion~ Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope.
Squirrel~ Uh yea, I’m with you Lionblaze.
Jay~ ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………yea.
Leaf~ *quietly slinks into medicine den*
*Meanwhile…..*
Bramble~ Rownstar! someone as great as my sisters mate knows how to use this, right?
Rowan~ Nope.
Twig~ WAAAATTTTT?????
*Tawnypelt comes to stand next to Rowanstar*
Tawny~ Nope. Never seen one before.
Twig~ B-But, I knew how to use this by the time I was an apprentice!
Bramble~ Well then, let’s see whats on here this time.
*Opens laptop*
Alder~ Google Image Search?
Rowan~ What’s Google? And whats an “Image Search”?
Berrynose~ *Walks up*
Berry~ *Types in “Honeyfern*
Berry~ …… *eyes tear up*
Poppyfrost~ …….
Poppy~ *blinks sadly*
Berry~ *Starts wailing*
Everyone else~ *looks around awkwardly*
*Honeyfern randomly pops out of nowhere*
Honey~ BUT I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD!!??!!
Weird voice~
Honey~ Oh.
Honey~ BERRYNOSE!!!!!
*Berrynose and Honeyfern skip off into the sunset*
Bramble~ Okeeee then. I’m just gonna…..
*Searches BramblexSquirrel*
Bramble~ SO MANY SHIPPERS I’VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY!!!!!!
Alder~…..
Spark~…..
Together~ WE’RE YOUR KITS!! OF COURSE PEOPLE SHIP YOU AND OUR MOTHER!!!!
Bramble~…………..
Bramble~ Well, uh, I think I heard someone calling me! I’m just gonna-
Bramble~ *Slips away*
Twig~ My turn!
*Cinderheart very convienently drags Lionblaze and Jayfeather over*
Twig~ *Searches Jayfeather and Half Moon*
Jay~ OH COME ON TWIGPAW!!!
Jay~ *Looks at pictures*
Jay~ *Glares at Twigpaw*
Twig~ *Smile mischievously*
Jay~ *Jump attacks her*
*Violetpaw runs out of bushes*
Violet~ NYEEEEHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jump attacks Jayfeather*
Bramble~ It’s getting dark. Let’s head back to camp
*Everyone goes back*
*Dovewing sneaks back out*
Dove~*Searches “Who should Dovewing’s mate be?”*
Dove~ Finds out half the internet ships her with Bumblestripe*
Dove~ *Finds out the other half ships her with Tigerheart*
Dove~ OMG YOU STUPID TWOLEGS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME!!!!
*Honeyfern and Berrynose come back*
Honey~ …
Berry~ …
Honey~ StarClan ships you and Bumblestripe.
Berry~ ….. Bai Honeyfern.
*Honeyfern disappears and Berrynose runs off*
THE END